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1 year ago

I'm really tired but I need people to know that Irkens don't hear with their antennae

I'm Really Tired But I Need People To Know That Irkens Don't Hear With Their Antennae
I'm Really Tired But I Need People To Know That Irkens Don't Hear With Their Antennae

They have inner ears on the side of their heads


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1 year ago

Hello followers!!!

There’s an amazing game project that got cancelled mere weeks before its release called Project Dragon (or Everhaven as it was to be named)

I’ve drawn some fanart of this game since learning about the project only a week ago and it has become my singular goal to bring it back into production.

I’m trying to help get a ball rolling to #BringBackProjectDragon on Twitter!!! I have no idea if it’ll work but the only way it has a chance is for more people to talk about it!!

But I think we can start that same hashtag on here too!!

If you are interested, it’s a sandbox multiplayer survival RPG fantasy video game that was inspired by both Breath of the Wild and Minecraft. A players experience would be completely unique due to a randomly generated world map and differing NPC encounters.

If you are AT ALL interested, PLEASE post #BringBackProjectDragon on your socials so that MAYBE the dev company will bring it back T-T

Here’s some posts about the game if you need more info!! https://x.com/fromhappyrock/status/1812505793520160918?s=46

THEY HAD A PLAYABLE CATFOLK RACE FOR CHRIST SAKE


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2 years ago

OOOOKKKK!!! 👀❤️‍🔥 I realize this is a drabble within a WHOLE UNIVERSE you’ve created and feel a bit silly for this being my introduction but I have no regrets and am looking forward to binging this whole series. Reader calling Yoongi ‘kitten’ UGH!!!! Fucking hell. I’m done for.

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“You want to try something you have never tried before and with Yoongi as your boyfriend, you know you have nothing to be afraid of. You are in safe hands after all.”

Pairing: Yoongi x f.Reader

Gerne: established relationship!AU, domestic Fluff, Smut

Warnings: Yoongi being a cuddly bean, he is also very whiney about not getting enough headpats (while getting headpats), very dom switch!Reader, quite subby switch!Yoongi, oral (f.recieving), face sitting, breath play, choking, hair pulling, finger sucking (m.recieving), anal fingering, Yoongi’s dirty talk 🥴, Yoongi’s hands, praising, she calls him kitten & her pretty sex slave, he calls her princess (obviously 🥵), double penetration with cock+fingers, multiple orgasms (f. & m, recieving), an anal orgasm too, lotsa drool, squirting, major scent kink, creampies, lotsa cum, he doesn’t wanna stop fucking her, the aftercare :(

Wordcount: 10.4k

a/n: This is the SA!couple you guys. I can’t help myself, I am thinking about them all the time. This is also for all the lovely people asking me if I was ever planning on writing an anal scene where OC is the recieving part :-) yes, yes I was planning on writing one ohoho 👀 enjoy besties, this one just hits different 🥴❤

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There is a knock on your door. You would have missed it, hadn’t you come out of the bathroom just this moment. 

“It’s open!” you call out and disappear in your clothing room to fetch some pyjamas. 

You hear nothing for a moment then suddenly you feel the presence of a shadow behind you. 

A grin tugs at the left corner of your lips.

“Hey Yoongi”, you say.

“How. The hell. Did you figure out I was behind you?” Yoongi sounds shocked and offended now that his prank of startling you failed so miserably. 

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Im Sorry But This Is The Funniest Reddit Post Ive Seen In A While

I’m sorry but this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen in a while


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2 years ago

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS MAN ISNT PHIL LESTER ??????

I HAVE FULLY BELIVED THAT SINCE 2017 AND I JUST FOUND OUT ITS SOME RANDOM MAN NAMED MATT ??????????? MY LIFE IS A LIE


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