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I am so not okay about John Dory, I fucking love him
He is the biggest jock acting motherfucker (affectionate) in the best way possible.
With that being said, some of my headcannons about him:
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⇢ ˗ˏˋ First time meeting ࿐ྂ
I like being delulu and imagining the trolls human size and everyone else are just giants.
That being said I headcannon him to be 5’11
‗ ❍ He’s cocky, no doubt about that, he expects to be recognized and enjoys it if he is, if he’s not, he’ll get disappointed and upset, however it’s nothing too derail us beyond a “have you been living under a rock? How do you NOT know me? Brozone?”
‗ ❍ All smiles, teeth showing and everything, I like to think he has sharp fangs - all four of them
‗ ❍ He likes being close, doesn’t matter if he’s know you for a few minutes or years
‗ ❍ He’s definitely touched-starved, which contributes to him wanting to be close to people
‗ ❍ After a few meetings he gets more bolder with his touching, whether is a hand on the shoulder, arm over the shoulders or full on hugging
‗ ❍ The touching gets more intense as meetings continue
‗ ❍ ABSOLUTELY no situational awareness, he will scream your name and come running up to you, if he is up high he will preform stunts to get to you - if he nails it he will look around showing off those fangs in a smile to get an applause
‗ ❍ Eventually every time he sees you, you will get hugged, always into his side, one arm around your shoulders and his cheek nuzzling into yours
‗ ❍ Ugh, he definitely has nice stubble that rubs so nicely into your skin, I imagine he also has a sole patch just under his lip the barley connects to the rest of the stubble
‗ ❍ These types of hugs will last longer and longer, his nuzzling getting more aggressive, moving to behind your ear to scent
‗ ❍ He would start flirting, perhaps terrible at start, just to gauge what you enjoy and don’t
‗ ❍ Would want your attention solely on him at times, may get a bit aggressive if it’s not
‗ ❍ His aggression wouldn’t be directed towards you, only other people
‗ ❍ The most aggression he’ll show you would be angered voice, side comments, forcibly putting himself in between you and the person(s) you’re speaking to
‗ ❍ JD definitely growls , snarls and bares his teeth at people if he cannot get your attention
⇢ ˗ˏˋ Him Crushing ࿐ྂ
‗ ❍ He wouldn’t understand it at first, being he was alone for so long - besides Rhonda - he’s incredibly touched-starved
‗ ❍ JD thinks he’s just lonely and wants more affection and attention from people, hence his grabbiness with his brothers and forcing them into hugs
‗ ❍ However he would be quicker to know that the attention he wants from you is far different than he craves for his family; or even poppy and viva
‗ ❍ If you think how much he touches you now is intense wait until he fully understands his emotions
‗ ❍ Definitely grabby with the hands, especially placing his non-gloved hand in yours, to show he wants that closeness
‗ ❍ UGH HE WOULD SO GIVE YOU THE OTHER GLOVE SO YOU COULD WEAR IT
‗ ❍ Would expect you to wear it, but wouldn’t force it if you didn’t feel comfortable
‗ ❍ Would stand close to you, invading your space
‗ ❍ Would try to always keep your attention on him
‗ ❍ When he does hug you and rub his cheek against yours he would definitely nuzzle his nose into the shell of your ear
‗ ❍ Would be bold with his confession
‗ ❍ Asks you out privately however, away from everyone just in case you reject him he could pretend it never happened
‗ ❍ He’s ecstatic when you accept his confession
‗ ❍ This is the time he would definitely start to hug you properly, chest to chest, his head resting on yours, purring
‗ ❍ Most definitely a loud mouth and his brothers would end up knowing without him thinking about asking you
‗ ❍ Of course every relationship has its faults he does still have a pretty big ego and does have a habit of storming off, but reuniting with his family, he has seen that he shouldn’t do that and actually talk to out
‗ ❍ if he cannot find himself to do so; he will tell you that he needs space
‗ ❍ though he’s the one to leave so you can be comfortable where you are or we will bring you home
‗ ❍ He doesn’t know how to properly make it up to you, all he knows is to pretend it never happened - this is something you two need to work out
‗ ❍ but he will bring back goodies, flowers, food etc. and want to hang out
‗ ❍ nights like that his insecurities get the best of him - maybe it is better if he should leave, he just hurts people, but he keeps this to himself
‗ ❍ he just cuddles, laying flat on his back with you on top of him, the weight keeps him grounded
‗ ❍ After a while his nicknames will start coming out
‗ ❍ “hey little ma/mama” - this is for any gender that you identify as, it’s a cocky little thing he picked up
‗ ❍ “babe / baby / babydoll” a lot; like a lot especially if he’s nuzzling into you and scent marking
‗ ❍ Into biting, mainly started as nonsexual, an outlet to express his emotions he could not vocalize
I’ll figure out sexual headcanons later * as I haven’t indulged in that side just yet
⇢ ˗ˏˋ Random ࿐ྂ
‗ ❍ hates strawberries
‗ ❍ hates large bodies of water (streams and ponds are okay, rivers are pushing it) - he fell in one and struggled to get out when he left Brozone and was on his own
‗ ❍ actually prefers meat over sweets hence the fangs
‗ ❍ big tail, that drags on the ground if he doesn’t pick it up, has horns/spikes going down the length with a big fuzzy end
‗ ❍ loves when you play with it and only lets you touch it
‗ ❍ walks around in boxers inside Rhonda for the longest time
‗ ❍ finally made his own home but still is often with her
‗ ❍ gets you whatever you want, even if it’s the silliest thing like a feather off a duck with one eye or something
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More coming soon; I am so normal about him I swear
