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MY HEART ❤️ MY HEART JUST SKIP THE BEAT THIS IS ADORABLE AS FUCK AGGGHHHHH
My Wolf x Snake The Bad Guys fanfic <3
NO SPOILERS!
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You Stole My Heart And Other Cheesy Things To Say To Your Criminal Boyfriend
“Good morning, handsome!” Wolf greeted his boyfriend with excitement, placing a long kiss on the snake’s cheek.
“Don’t start, Wolf, it’s still too early for your crap…” Snake groaned. He tried pulling the blanket over his head but Wolf pulled the sheets completely off.
“Cmon, it’s a special day! I wanna start it early!”
Snake let out a frustrated and tired groan.
“Don’t be like that, my love! You know how I am with anniversaries.”
Snake sat up in his bed, rubbing his eyes awake before looking up at his boyfriend who was now seated on his bed. “Yeah, I kinda got that from the last two anniversaries.”
Even with a bad attitude, Snake still gave Wolf a gentle kiss, earning him a wide smile. Snake couldn’t help but smile and chuckle. He hated to admit it but Wolf was one of few things that could make him genuinely smile.
“Alright! Mr. Piranha is making a special breakfast for us so get your good shirt on! We have a special heist to go on.”
“What makes this heist more special than the other anniversary heists?”
“If I told you, it wouldn’t be as speciallll~” Wolf winked before leaving the room with a jog.
Snake rolled his eyes with a smile before getting out of bed and getting dressed. It was an especially sunny day out— it usually was on their anniversary, strangely— and Snake felt all warm and fuzzy. He HATED that warm and fuzzy feeling mostly because he didn’t like being seen as a softie. He was a bad guy, not some Disney Princess.
But somehow Wolf always contradicted Snake. Snake hated physical affection but Wolf never failed to make him smile with a kiss. Snake hates romantic words but Wolf never failed to make him blush by some smooth flirting. Snake hated that Wolf made him soft but at the same time, he didn’t want it to stop.
He left the room and walked into the living room were Wolf was whispering about something in excitement before Ms. Tarantula shushed him and said “Dude, your boyfriend just walked in”.
“You guys planning to kill me finally?” Snake joked with that resting bitch face he always had. Wolf chuckled before scooting over and letting his boyfriend sit next to him.
“Yes, we have your assassination all figured out as we speak.” Wolf said nonchalantly.
“I can’t wait.” Snake replied with an eye roll before leaning against Wolf. “Happy Anniversary, you idiot.”
“Happy Anniversary, my love…” Wolf said before kissing him. Snake kissed back, pulling his boyfriend closer by his tie.
“Oooookay if you guys are gonna be gross, at least wait till we leave the room.” Tarantula said with a disgusted face and an eye roll. As the rest of the gang left, Wolf and Snake pulled from their heated kiss.
“Awww, stopping already?” Wolf said in a small fake whine, eliciting a chuckle from his partner.
“We can continue later… in private~” Snake said with a smirk. Wolf felt a blush on his face as he chuckled.
“Mr. Snake, how inappropriate~!” He laughed.
“Oh, shut up! C’mere…” Snake replied before giving him another passionate but quick kiss. Wolf giggled, feeling his cheeks heat up more from the blushing and his tail wagging. Snake smiled and shook his head.
“You’re such an idiot…”
“Your idiot… and only yours.”
“You got that right.”
Wolf leaned back on the couch as Snake leaned against him, sighing.
“Y’know that you’re one of few people I tolerate…” Snake mumbled. Wolf smiled.
“Well, I sure hope so with all that time we spent together.”
“Y’know what I mean! Most people to me are either annoying, assholes or children.”
Wolf laughed, throwing his head back a bit. He sighed and looked back at Snake with a grin. “So I’m not annoying?”
“Oh no, you definitely are. But you’re… a bearable kind of annoying.”
“Yeah?” Wolf said, tilting his head with that annoying smirk that Snake didn’t know he wanted to smack or kiss.
“I don’t even know if that made sense so you better have got it because I ain’t explaining it.”
“I got it, baby.”
Snake nodded.
“You know you’re one of the best things that’s ever happened to me, right?” Wolf said softly. “I love seeing that grumpy face of yours every morning, I love your sarcastic comments, I love when I make you laugh even when I don’t mean to… I just love you!”
Snake blushed madly before groaning. “Okay okay! Shut up! God, you’re gonna give me cavities!”
“Awwww, so you think I’m sweet~?”
“You’re a diabetic’s nightmare.”
“Oh you~! Y’know, Snake, the day I first met you, you stole my heart.”
Snake looked at him and cringed. “Oh GOD, shut up! That was awful!”
“Ha! I’m hilarious~”
The rest of the day was nice. The two spent the day together before going on a heist. Usually it’d just be the two of them in their anniversary (with Ms. Tarantula doing the tech stuff as usual) and that’s exactly what happened. In the middle of the heist, Wolf disappeared out of nowhere and Snake was a little confused and pissed.
Turns out Wolf wanted to steal a very specific thing: a diamond ring.
And cue an entire speech detailing how much Wolf loves his boyfriend, resulting in Snake groaning in embarrassment and kissing him in hopes to shut him up. Wolf knew Snake hated making a scene but, man, he just couldn’t resist. Besides, he still got a special night with his boyfriend if you catch my drift.
So although Wolf annoys the hell out of Snake, Snake still loves him. He doesn’t express it much but Wolf knows it’s true.
Watch ""Let's Fix Our Friendship" Mr. Wolf & Snake - With Text | The Bad Guys" on YouTube
OMG 🥺
He/she made this so good
And it is true
Imagine if maralade shooted wolf with a infectionist bullet and wolf went like wild and chased snake down and chomped his neck but what maralade didn't know is that they were both pretending just like in the movie zootopia
Idk wtf I did but here you go
After I watched this movie I literally had zootopia in my mind for the rest of the day just thinking about this-
Tell him I'm not the only one who thinks this would happen :/
watching the bad guys threw me bodily back into lupin enjoyment
POV you’re stuck on the 405 freeway and you look in your rearview
also youtube version
I love this so much omg
I love how they were protecting Dilan 🥺
When your father's relatives - best protection
From orcas
The Bad Guys meme because I can~
Spoilers
This is for you :)
If Mei was infatuated with Mr. Wolf instead of Devon, I wonder how Wolf would react if he caught Mei giving him the "AWOOGA!" shout. You think that would also get Wolf laughed at by his friends?
1: Wolf is like WTF.
2: All the other the bad guys screaming the same.