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11 months ago

HOLD THE FUCK UP

a playing card labeled Destroying Angel featuring a drawing of a mushroom behind which lurks the specter of death

you mean to tell me "the mushroom equivalent of a fire laced weapon of the ancients" is REAL?!?! i really need to watch out for "fear and wrath organically woven"???

a cropped photo of the rulebook for "Morels", a card game. the text in the rulebook reads "The Destroying Angel, as its name implies, is the mushroom equivalent of a fire leaves weapon of the ancients. It is fear and wrath organically woven. When you collect a Destroying Angel from the forest or decay, it does not enter your hand. Rather it enters your 'system' and you must fight through the ensuing pain. Upon collecting a Destroying Angel, choose as many cards as necessary to discard down to a hand size of 4 cards + 2 cards per basket. For example, with no baskets you..." The photo cuts off the rest.

i legit thought it was made up for the game...

A poorly crafted meme which says "My Therapist: You need to stop fixating on Destroying Angel. It's not real and it can't hurt you. 

Destroying Angel:" This is followed by the previous image of the Destroying Angel playing card.
For Those Not In The Know, This Is One Of The Amanita Mushrooms Referred To As A Destroying Angel. Never,

For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.


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