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Gen as a Shocker Nazi is something terrible/beautiful
Oh thank God he's not evil In other news, no one ever taught 3 the concept of non lethal combat And a suspicious teen watches from ?????
Honestly I think Gou may be acting more reasonable here than some parts of the series if only because the 70s are not as sympathetic as the Sad Robot Teens
Shinnosuke: "Maybe we should focus on getting to Rider Town and less on the uh, the murder?" 3: "No, murder is definitely top priority." Shinnosuke: "You're uh, a psychopath, huh?" Gou: *uncomfortable face intensifies*
"Look, for now we're safe. Unless J in giant form busts out of the canopy like the Kool-Aid Man--" "OHHHHH YYYYEEEAAAAHHH!!!!"
FUCK YEAH ZERONOS
Gou you are oddly adorable
Also huh, Blade Side Story, didn't see that coming.
Oh okay it was Blade Betrayal Time :( Well, time for 3 to Do Some Violence to everyone, and Zeronos to help out
Nice Villain Face, Takumi
Also pffffhahahaha omg I actually love Mach's sass on Yuuto, "you old-timers never come out and say what you mean" INDEED
And then we came to some dudes with wigs in tie-dye muumuus?????
Is that…
Those are the worst disguises possible, Rinna.
Well that was a confusing phone call
Time to enter the Ominous Ruins of Never Good Things Happening
I think we just include Takumi in every crossover because the animators and effects guy are like “let’s use the extra budget to do Faiz sequences only make them FUCKING INCREDIBLE”
TWIST PART DEUX: oooops that was Shocker's Great Leader
And 3 is a big lying douche.
But in REAL SURPRISES, apparently Shocker survived Helheim AND got Demushu to join them????
OH NO THE CHILDREN ARE NAZIS
Also Kiriko is the hostage cause she didn’t die!!! And OMG THE LOBSTER ORPHENOCH! And PHOENIX! And Sagittarius Supernova! (dude Gamou don’t put up with these Shocker losers)
"I CHALLENGE YOU, GREAT LEADER!"
TO.... WACKY RACES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Great Leader: not genre savvy in the least
“The car themed Rider you say?! A race you say?!? Most excellent!”
“Sir we should kill him”
“SILENCE! That would be too simple! No, we will take this bargain!”
Or maybe he is genre savvy but he has a weird agenda so RACE FOR DETECTIVE WORK?????
So the Great Leader has been planning this race shit a while huh
-Shocker pit crews -Shocker racetrack ladies -EEEEing while they work -Oh hey Kouta nice Sakura Hurricane too bad you’re gonna get owned
We’ve reached that part of the movie where the Shocker Combatmen literally can’t communicate outside of EEEEEE
Shocker's Plan: Build A Big Stupid Machine
Because of course it is. And of course it looks like a giant Rider.