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I believe I was put on this earth to be pretty, hilarious, suck strap, and make incredibly dumb financial decisions

what's that? things i like about jamil viper? (starts sweating)

uhhhh i like his personality (staring at his toned arms) and well his backstory is really interesting too (who decided to give him sleeveless fits i want to have a few words with them)

oh and ig his chara designs are cool (he tortures my every waking thought) they give him nice fits during events 😇😇 yeah i just think hes cool (HIS HAND: IN MARRIAGE I HAVE ONE (1) SINGULAR WANT!!!!! tEARING MY HAIR OUT)

Prompt #30

“My sleep schedule is fucked,” hero started, scratching their hair. “So I’d like to request a day off.”

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s…" the cashier’s voice faltered, lightly trembling.

“Mm… well… I’d like to quit my job.” hero blurted out, a couple of chuckles making their way out of the hero’s mouth. “I heard villains make a hundred thousand a month…”

The cashier jumped. One hundred thousand?! A month?! That would pay all of the bills they owe to their landlord in just a second.

The hero formed a weary smirk on their lips. “Surprising right? That’s not all though, I heard-”

“Just tell me what you want!” The cashier snapped, already annoyed by the hero’s shenanigans.

“Be my villain sidekick.”