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3 years ago

Doctor: You’ve been bitten by a radioactive shark.

Damien Lavey: So I’m gonna get shark powers, right?

Doctor: You no longer have legs.

Damien Lavey: Just like a shark.


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3 years ago

Calculester: Hey. I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...?

Damien: Lies. Filthy Lies.

Calculester: Oh, good. Because--

Damien: It was FOUR people.


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3 years ago

Joy: Amira is so fucking annoying sometimes

Faith: i know right, fuck her

Joy: she literally never shuts up-

Faith: Joy, fuck her

Joy: i know-

Faith: Fuck her.

Joy: ....

Faith: Fuck her, Joy


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