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May I have a match up with a Mortal Kombat character? I'm 5' 6", with dark blonde hair, grey/green eyes, and very pale skin. I wear black glasses. I have no tattoos or piercings. I'm female and bisexual, and 33 years old. I seem very cold and kinda scary to people at first, but once they've gained my trust I'm very warm and loving, and a completely open book. I work a desk job, unfortunately. I'm very practical and organized. I enjoy traveling, video games, cooking, watching whatever on Netflix.
Like the last mortal kombat one you get two charcaters.
I Ship you with...
Shang Tsung
Shang took a liking to you quite quickly, your face is hard to read and it makes him Interested in the secrets you could keep.
He doesn't quite knwo what makes him so interested in you, but you can't seem to get rid of him now. He's like a stray cat you feel once and he just keeps coming back for more.
He loves, Loves! Trying to new who your organised fashion. Many times he will sneak up behind you and wrap his arms around you. Whisper gentle words when you feel down.
He loves your cooking, yes he has a very well kept kitchen which supised feast for kombination but nothing is better then the home cooked meal that you make for him.
He trust you with his doubts and troubles, has taken you to watch one of his tournaments becuase he loves having you close when you get time off. He loves taking you places buying you expensive things but he does love being curled up with you on your lounge as you both eat a home cooked meal and watch movies on Netflix.
There's something about domestic life which he enjoys with you. It's a great which he cherishes.
Your first date with Shang tsung was a mortal kombat tornoment, to say it went well would be an understatement, things were all over the place and Shang ended up hating how it went, and that's how he found his love for movie nights with you.
Your first kiss with him is shared with him during one of your movie nights, it's time he treasured dearly and he would not wish it any other way.
"Shannng?"
"Yes beloved?"
"Can you pass the remote"
Frost
The the start Frost wanted nothing to do with you as with most people. To her you at a just so... ordinary. You work and enjoy your hobbies, something that she had never really indulged in.
What does draw her in is the fact that you have scared multiple Lin Kuei students and children by just standing there.
She takes to you over a chat about travel, she has been to and seen many places while being part of the Lin Kuei. And that's something she enjoys talking about once you break down the ice wall she has put up around her.
She is actually quite charming once she takes a liking to someone. Although she doesn't quite knwo what to do. After all the Lin Kuei hasn't never been really big on relationship it's only now the Kuai laing is the grandmaster that things have 'loosened up'
Your first date with her she teaches you how to ice skate. She catches you when you fall. It's an eventful day and quite enjoyable.
Your first kiss with her is shared after a snowball fight that was started with one of the children. She had tackled you into a pile of snow, a small smile on her face before she leans down and presses a cold kiss to your lips.
"Your lips are cold"
"I'm a cryomancer love"
AW ITS SO CUTE SHES TRYING TO PROTECT HIM SHSHSHSHHS THEYRE SO FOUND FAMILY AAAAAA
I love frost
Kuai liang: don't break their heart. They only have one.
Frost: break their bones. They have 206 of them for a reason.
I'm doing Phineas and Ferb songs now. Here's the first one
Frost: 🎶la la la la! Weaponry! It's the way to get it done. Weaponry! It's effective and it's fun. If you wanna make 'em fall on bended knees at your command, bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land. State your wishes in a language they all understand. With weaponry! That's the plan. If powers on your shopping list, then use the elbow and the fist. Pummel 'em until they get the gist. Just make an example of, representative example of, and most of them will not be missed. You can beat 'em up by any means or blow them all to smithereens! A favorite of this sentient machine. Nevermind the fatalities where there's municipitalities. To crush a set of, with the threat of... Weaponry will inspire future leaders to see. Weaponry, to have confidence in me! If I'm gonna be a conquerer to win the Lin kuei's love, I'll take it to the people with the eagle, not the dove! If there's one thing that obedience is sympathetic of, it's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y! Weaponry from above!🎶
I like to think that there's an alternate universe where the mk characters are a cartoon like animaniacs. And the animaniacs one usually involves cyrax, sektor, and frost as yakko, wakko, and dot. That and ermac and mileena as Pinky and the Brain.
I couldn't stop thinking of this
Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶it's time for animaniacs! And we're zany to the max! So just sit back and relax! You'll laugh 'til you collapse! We're animaniacs!🎶
Cyrax and sektor: 🎶come join the nether brothers🎶
Frost: 🎶and their nether sister frost🎶
All: 🎶just for fun, we run around the NRS movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught. But we break loose and then vamoose. And now you know the plot. We're animaniacs! Frost is cute and cyrax yaks! Sektor packs away the snacks while kotal Kahn plays the sax! We're animaniacs! Meet mileena and ermac who want to rule the universe. The ninjas flock together! Sheeva wacks them with her purse! Torr chases ferra while sindel sings a verse! The writers flipped! We have no script! Why bother to rehearse?🎶
Cyrax, sektor, frost, and everyone they mentioned: 🎶we're animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts! We're zany to the max! We have balogna in our slacks! We're animanie! Totally insanie!🎶
Sektor: 🎶fatality🎶
All: 🎶animaniacs!!! Those are the facts!🎶
Jacqui: 🎶there's 104 days of summer vacation and Kombat comes along just to end it!🎶
Cassie: 🎶So the annual problem of this generation is finding a good way to spend it!🎶
Mk kast from mk1-11: 🎶like maybe🎶
Frost: 🎶building a robot!🎶
Ermac: 🎶or fighting a mummy!🎶
Takeda: 🎶or fighting up the klassic tower!🎶
Tarkatans playing trumpet's
Erron: 🎶discovering something that doesn't exist🎶 finds khameleon hey!
Baraka: 🎶or giving kintaro a shower!🎶
Naknada and shokan play guitars and drums
Rain: 🎶surfing tidlewaves🎶
Cyrax: 🎶creating nano bots🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶or locating my Frankensteins brain🎶
Mileena: it's over here!
Fujin: 🎶finding a dodo bird🎶
Kitana: 🎶painting the netherrealm!🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶and driving shinnok insane!🎶
Shinnok: Mortals!
Johnny: 🎶as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before someone continues the brawl!🎶
Entire mk kast: 🎶so stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all.🎶
Shinnok: mother, the mortals are doing a song parody!
Make a request
The three songs from that episode where Phineas and Ferb get the band back together except it's getting the entire cast together. These will feature khameleon, mokap, and hydro
Hakuna matata featuring Bo Rai Cho, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, kitana, Jade, and mileena
Let it go with frost.
Leave your request in the notes or in the ask box.
I'm doing Phineas and Ferb songs now. Here's the first one
Frost: 🎶la la la la! Weaponry! It's the way to get it done. Weaponry! It's effective and it's fun. If you wanna make 'em fall on bended knees at your command, bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land. State your wishes in a language they all understand. With weaponry! That's the plan. If powers on your shopping list, then use the elbow and the fist. Pummel 'em until they get the gist. Just make an example of, representative example of, and most of them will not be missed. You can beat 'em up by any means or blow them all to smithereens! A favorite of this sentient machine. Nevermind the fatalities where there's municipitalities. To crush a set of, with the threat of... Weaponry will inspire future leaders to see. Weaponry, to have confidence in me! If I'm gonna be a conquerer to win the Lin kuei's love, I'll take it to the people with the eagle, not the dove! If there's one thing that obedience is sympathetic of, it's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y! Weaponry from above!🎶
Kabal: i was uh, making a Johnny Cage joke to a friend of mine through text or whatever and I needed a Johnny Cage image. So I looked it up and chuckle the first thing that came up was-I'm gonna send this to kobra-was this article titled "the rumor come out: does Johnny Cage is gay?"
Kabal and Kano: wheeze
Kano: I dunno, does he?
Kabal: well I se- erron sent that to my friend frost and she's fucking good. She can hang with the best of them when it comes to returning memes and shit. So she went deeper down the rabbit hole and read the article and sent it back to me and she was like, "you're gonna wanna read this". So, allow me to take the next 20 seconds-
Kano: uh-huh
Kabal: to read you an excerpt of the does Johnny Cage is gay rumor mill.
Kano, laughing: yeah. 'cause I thought the same thing myself. Does Johnny cage is gay? Kabals just laughing I have to know
Kabal: ahem
Kano: I does is have to know
Kabal, reading the article: "Johnny Cage is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago"
Wheezing sounds
Kabal: "even it has happened in 2012 but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay"
Uncontrollable laughing
Kano: oh my God, I can't believe this is real, dude.
Kabal: "at that time, he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans, are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his film career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax"
Kano: what!?
Kabal: "according to the last reported, the actor revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not? This rumor is really much talked by people even in much a person of his fans." So I hope tha- I hope that cleared that up for you
Kano: so, did he actually come out as gay?
Kabal: I don't fucking know! You could glean anything from that?
Kano: not really.
Kabal: my God, that was like-
Kano: does Johnny cage is gay?
Kabal: does Johnny cage is gay? It's a question that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Hanzo hasashi: hello, kuai Liang.
Kuai liang: hello, Hanzo
Takeda, hiding behind a bush: oh, they f*ckin'
Frost, behind the same bush: what? Th-they're just saying hi to each other.
Hanzo: how are you doing today?
Kuai liang: I'm doing well. How about you?
Takeda: oh, they f*ckin! Look at them sparks.
Frost: they're just- they're just saying "hi" to each other.
Hanzo: kuai, there is no one I trust more than you.
Kuai liang: I'm glad to here it, Hanzo. You're a very important person to me.
Frost, wide-eyed: oh, they f*ckin'
Takeda: oh, they f*ckin'!!!
(I think that's as NSFW my blog will get)
Everyone in mk history: 🎶on the 12th day of Christmas, NRS gave to me!🎶
Everyone: 🎶12 severed heads🎶
Krypt guy: who keeps sending these things to me?!
Everyone: 🎶11 hourglasses🎶
Kronika: wait, I'm pretty sure the space time continuum can't handle 11 at onc-explosion
Everyone: 🎶10 ninja mimes!🎶
Kabal: and I thought ninja mime 4 was bullshit.
Everyone: 🎶9 cyber Lin kuei🎶
Frost: it's starting to get crowded in this factory.
Everyone: 🎶8 reptiles sliding🎶
Reptile, sliding around like he's on an ice rink: who needs snow when you are your own ice rink?
Everyone: 🎶7 kung Lau spinning🎶
Kung jin, sick to his stomach: apparently you need a strong stomach to spin like that
Everyone: 🎶6 kano's cannonballing🎶
Sonya: as if one wasn't enough, now we have 6 of the- gets trampled by a bunch of kano's cannonballing
The joker, spawn, predator, Leatherface, and Deadpool: 🎶5 guest DLC!!!🎶
Spawn: wait, Deadpool isn't even in the game.
Deadpool: just let the writer have this, he really wants me in even though he knows it won't happen
Everyone: 🎶4 recolored ninjas🎶
Scorpion: he's a recolor, he's a recolor, I'm a recolor! Are there any more recolors I should know about?
Khameleon: sup?
Everyone: 🎶3 kabals dashing🎶
Kano: they've been talking about ninja mime sequels for hours now. Make it stop!
Everyone: 🎶2 thunder gods🎶
Raiden, giving kid thunder a small staff: merry Christmas young one
Everyone: 🎶and a horrible sindel story!🎶
Sindel, reading her script: what The fu-
One last parody (for this blog)
Johnny cage: 🎶remember me🎶
Sonya and Cassie: 🎶though we have to say goodbye🎶
Jade and kitana: 🎶remember me🎶
Rain, Tanya, and mileena: 🎶don't let it make you cry🎶
The entire marvel universe: 🎶for even if we're far away🎶
The guest characters: 🎶we hold you in our hearts🎶
Sindel, kenshi, and raiden: 🎶we sing a secret song to you🎶
Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶each night we are apart🎶
Meat, mokap, and havik: 🎶remember me🎶
Ermac, d'vorah, and Baraka: 🎶though we have to travel far🎶
Kotal, kuai liang, and sheeva: 🎶remember me🎶
Fujin, Hanzo hasashi, and kid thunder: 🎶each time you hear a sad guitar🎶
Shujinko, drahmin, and noob: 🎶though that we're with you🎶
Kronika, shinnok, and cetrion: 🎶the only way that we can be🎶
Kabal and erron: 🎶until you're in our arms again🎶
Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶remember me🎶
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it's been a wonderful journey. I hope you can understand my main blog won't be mortal Kombat focused anymore. In fact, there won't be any more mk content for this blog. But, that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop doing these things. I made a blog called "kombat-quotes-and-parodies". Go there to see mk parodies and such. I'm gonna change this blog into something I love. An epithet erased ask blog. I discovered a love for making OC's for the things I love and epithet erased is something I adore. so, I just want to say thank you for sticking around. If you're into epithet erased content, feel free to stick around. I loved giving you all these parodies and I hope you all have a wonderful future. I hope you can understand why I want to change this blog. This has been the former "ask-mortal-kombat-and-marvel" blog and I hope to see you on the new blog