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(Imagine this in an ad voice-over voice.)
HIMBO CAP installation successful! Our highly acclaimed product will give you the body and personality you want. Optimizing your brain chemistry, commanding your body to produce the hormones to make you grow and sexually potent as you specified during the setup. Filling your mind with knowledge of the best workout and nutritional facts carefully chosen by our expert at ALPHA corp! And with the premium package, we will also put in sexual techniques that will surely satisfy your partner!
Please be careful though. We are required by law to inform you that our products works near instantly, and should only be worn when you are ready at a safe environment, and after you have input the safe-word for emergency removal!
We at ALPHA corp will not be held responsible for misuse of our product, or any unintended side effects or himboification from failure to follow our safety instruction.
Have an ALPHAntastic day!
today as with every day its about
HIM
