Minus Brain Cells - Tumblr Posts

alex: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

luke: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents

alex: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

julie: actually I did the math, luke would have $225, not $0.15.

luke: i’m right here....

reggie: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

flynn: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

reggie: sorry i only have a dollar

flynn: :(

carrie: hey i just realized julie is right, luke would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

reggie: if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

julie: you can buy anything you want with $22,500

alex: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

carrie: apply juice to what

flynn: directly to the forehead

luke: great chat everyone