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Astv Spoiler Ahead!!!
If you search it up, the Miguel your talking about (the main leader of the Spider Society) isn’t actually her father,
her biological parents are from another universe their not even the same Miguel he just adopted her from another universe so he could still be a virgin there’s a large possibility 😭
Plus, this man clearly has no social life, I doubt he’s been with anyone in bed let alone dating with how private and lone wolf core he is 😩
HI SENT THE "he had a kid and is still a virgin" COMMENT AND I WAS AGREEING THAT HES A LOOSER
LIKE HE HAD A WHOLE KID AND A WIFE BUT SHE PULLED HIM!!! MIGUEL GOT ZERO RIZZ
OH my bad sorry i dunked on u like that 😭😭 i need tone tags real bad is what i’m learning from this 😞
i personally subscribe to the head canon tht hes transgender & got pregnant via a donor cause he wanted a kid 🫶 i also see him as a gay man so the whole wife thing isn’t even on my radar. he’s hoeless but he’s ready for fatherhood
Nah because your literally spitting facts 😭
The fact that he hurt TWO fifteen year olds in the movie was fucked up this man needs to be put in his place
I literally wanna wreck him and make him feel bad cause wtf?!
Two choices, break up with him on the spot or quite literally break him in bed
as much as i wanna fuck miguel i also wanna diss the fuck out if him cause it would be funny cause if i do it in frknt of everyone he cant loose his shit and if he does i will spread rumors about how he cant take a joke (he cant) and he jumped me behind the vending machine (he didnt i made the story a lot worse)
sometimes i just wanna ruin his life because how dare he hurt miles yk
i dont give a fuck abt the canon miguel how dare u hurt miles
like damn there was no reason to choke slam the boy into a train
i might as well choke slam you into my bed while degrading you
nah you'd like that too much maybe throw in some praise tell you how pretty you look when youre all slutted out
i need to go to bed
Lol, that works too, as much as I have been so down bad for this man, it is not ok that he quite literally hurts kids I immediately lose attraction every time I think about it
as much as i wanna fuck miguel i also wanna diss the fuck out if him cause it would be funny cause if i do it in frknt of everyone he cant loose his shit and if he does i will spread rumors about how he cant take a joke (he cant) and he jumped me behind the vending machine (he didnt i made the story a lot worse)
sometimes i just wanna ruin his life because how dare he hurt miles yk
i dont give a fuck abt the canon miguel how dare u hurt miles
like damn there was no reason to choke slam the boy into a train
i might as well choke slam you into my bed while degrading you
nah you'd like that too much maybe throw in some praise tell you how pretty you look when youre all slutted out
i need to go to bed
miguel x male y/n (I)
wc: warning: nsfw, viborater(how do you spell.) masterb*ute, LGBTQ, mxm. topic: miguel finds you m*sterbauting
you’ve been a intern(shit idk.) at the spiderverse for about 2 months, you found a safe space for yourself one day. as you went on more missions you start to fall for miguel, the big chonky guy that everyone talks about. you coincidentally find yourself a viborater and started to masterbaute to miguel’s photo in your safe spot.
until that one day…
you were in your safe spot, cough, doing sth. when you forgot you had a meeting with miguel.
“lyla, find y/n.” miguel said rubbing his forehead. “yeaahh okk” lyla replied. filing her nails. “now. lyla.” lyla nodded and went away. “i’m so sorry to keep you guys waiting… my intern is never like this…” miguel said scratching his head. lyla then came back, “uhh… i might have find him buutt…” lyla said looking tramitized. “give me his coordinates. i’m finding him.” lyla shook her head, “but he says he’s uhh.. coming!(LITERALLY 💀)” “i. dont. care. send me his coordinates NOW.” he shouts, his fangs showing. lyla nodded and sighed, “sorry y/n…” lyla then sent your coordinates. “there…” miguel excused himself and went to that excat coordinates.
“where is that ?!” he shouted, you heard miguel screams and started to clean up, “oh shit…” miguel saw your mask, “found you.” he ran over there, “y/n-“ he saw your viborater on the floor and his picture on your phone, while you at the far end, was changing. he chuckled, “ohh…” he said leaning on the wall, you then went to get your mask when you see miguel leaning. “uh- sir- im so sorry!” you bowed down.
miguel smiled, and held your chin, “care to explain?”