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It’s four in the morning help💀

I was inspired by @wawamouse yet again by saying he wanted to write a fic where Miguel was just openly attracted to Chico. Like, plain and simple. Two bros. Chillin in a hottub. You get the gist. I’m here for it and a little high so…

Miguel Alvarez and Chico Guerra in…

Crime and Punishment

Fuck him. Sometimes Miguel forgot how much of a dick Chico could be. They’d been dating for a few years now. Mostly in private at first but they learned to roll with the punches. They just worked too well together to quit, even though they argued like an old married couple. Chico was in the bathroom now. Had been for the last half hour.

The blow up had been at dinner. An argument they had at least a dozen times but today was a monsoon. Every argument just came up all at once, until they were screaming at each other from across the table. Chico walked away first. He always did. And Miguel hated that he took that opportunity away from him every time. Made him angrier than the actual argument. He was seething on the couch as he waited on the bathroom. A one bedroom sounded like a great idea in the beginning; he and Guerra fucked like bunnies. But now? With Guerra hogging the only toilet in the house?

“You redecorating or some shit?” Miguel called heatedly. He heard a crash and some swearing but no screaming so he just rolled his eyes.

“Shaving. That okay with you, Princess?” Chico called back, like a taunting child. Miguel rolled his eyes yet again.

“I’d like to take a shit sometime this century.”

“Yeah? Maybe that lump of coal up your ass is finally a diamond.”

“Fuck off.”

Silence. He heard Chico fumbling with his shaving kit. He never used an electric razor on his face. Didn’t trust them. Shaved the way his brother taught him how. Miguel softened a little at the thought. He liked watching Chico shave and clean up his goatee. The man took so much pride in it. Plus it’s hot to watch your boyfriend shave. Miguel was man enough to admit that. But that’s why Chico was shaving now. He was purposely stopping Miguel from watching him. Alvarez understood how crazy that sounded, but he knew his insane boyfriend better than anyone. This is exactly the petty shit he pulls when he’s butthurt. Miguel found himself getting angry again at the thought. He knew Chico needed MUCH concentration when he shaved, so he decided to put down his book and walk to the bathroom door.

“Five. Ten. Fifteen. Twenty.”

“You’re counting now? What’re you? My mom?” Guerra called through the door with a grimace.

“Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!”

“Oh, real fucking mature, Miguel.”

Miguel grinned like the bitch he was and kept going. He could hear Guerra muttering Spanish obscenities through the door.

“To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life long lock-“

“Miguel, I’m warning you.”

Miguel just started to bang different tunes on the door to throw him off. He hated the tongue-twisters Miguel learned at the theater.

“-awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock-“

“I’ll fucking leave you for this, you colossal bitch.”

“-from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!”

“FUCK!” Chico reacted in pain and then there was silence. Miguel listened, the smile slowly disappearing from his face when the silence persisted.

“Chico? Yo, you okay?”

More silence. Miguel started to worry.

“Hey, Chico. Just… tap on the door if you’re okay.”

More silence. No Spanish obscenities. Miguel’s heart dropped.

“Carmen, I’m gonna break the door-“

The door swung open quick and a furious Guerra was standing there in only his boxers, a little blood dripping from his clean shaven face. It was just a nick. Chico went toe to toe with him, eyes flashing in their fury.

“What the fuck is wrong with you, cabron. That shit hurts.”

Miguel didn’t say a word, just stared at Chico, who didn’t notice his boyfriend wasn’t responding and kept berating him.

“The fuck is up with you? First you need to take a shit that’s more important than me keeping the skin on my face and now you got nothing to say?” He stormed past Miguel and went to the kitchen to pour some Tequila. Miguel followed. Chico noticed. “What? Now you gotta take a shit in the kitchen, too?”

Miguel just stared at Chico as if he was looking at him for the first time. Chico, ever the empath, just then noticed Miguel hasn’t said anything, just staring at him wide eyed. He touches his face to see if the nick was more serious than he thought, but the blood was already gone. He searched behind him for the answer.

“What?”

“You shaved.”

“Told you I was.” He retorted, back to pouring his tequila. Miguel swallows thickly.

“I thought you meant you were trimming up the goatee.” Miguel clarified, still wide eyed. Chico shifted.

“Thought I’d try something new.” He took a shot of tequila and went to pour another. There weren’t any damn limes left in the house. Two Latinos. No limes. He shook his head at the travesty and looked up to see Miguel still staring. He suddenly got very self conscious.

“You don’t like it?” He asked quietly, eyes downward at first but then looking over Miguel.

“No… I mean yes… wait what was the question?” Miguel stammered out, eyes as big as the moon. Chico furrowed his brow, before a lightbulb lit in his head. He suddenly recognized that look. The glassy eyes. The moist lips. The starstruck attitude.

“Wait… wait you like it.” He narrated out loud, sly smirk starting to form as he pounds his last shot.

“Well… I mean….” Miguel’s speech patterns were giving him away. Chico knew this well. He’d seen Miguel horny but never like this.

“No, I know that look. You like it. More than that. You like like it.” He started chuckling to himself, mind already reeling at how he could use this, the argument from hours prior already forgotten.

Miguel tried to say something but he couldn’t. He really couldn’t. He was always attracted to Guerra, but clean shaven Guerra? Man never stood a chance.

His boyfriend was looking FIT. He’d always been muscular, but damn, did he look different there, hair a mess, only in his fucking blue boxers, clean shaven face grinning at him dickishly. And those eyes. He’d made his fair share of comments to Guerra regarding his eyes, but Miguel forgot how devastatingly deep and intense they were. Especially in the throes of passion. Chico took a cocksure step towards him, almost as if he were ‘showing off the goods’ as he once phrased it.

“Miguelito likes his handsome boyfriend.” He flexes dorkily, and Miguel starts to blush and deny, waving his hand in front of him dismissively.

“Man, shut up.” But his retorts were lacking. He was just too attracted to Guerra at the moment. The caramel skin and clean jaw. The long masculine fingers and hip bones sticking out. Chico kept sauntering over to him, teasing the air around him.

“Awww… Miguelito’s embarrassed. Don’t be, baby, I know I’m that gorgeous.”

Miguel felt his ears burning as he looked anywhere but in Guerra’s direction as he brushed past the man and straight to the tequila. He poured himself a shot and took it, mentally making a note to get limes tomorrow. He felt a hot breath on his neck, and Guerra’s arms sneaking around his waist. He started to pour another shot, when he heard Chico behind him. Only, Chico’s voice wasn’t playful anymore. It was deep and gravely as he tried to whisper into Miguel’s ear, licking the lobe lovingly before doing so.

“Just tell me you didn’t have the urge to call me Daddy just then and I’ll leave you alone.”

He husked one more hot breath and nipped at the lobe as he pulled away, the bite carrying a shiver down Miguel’s spine.

All he had to do was tell Chico no. Just one no, and he might get some peace and quiet for the first time that night. All he had to do was say no. Shake his head no. Punch Chico in the throat and then leave him. Anything, except what he actually did.

He moaned.

He heard a deep chuckle behind him, and Chico said;

“That’s what I thought, Miguelito.”

He kissed the side of Miguel’s head, before picking him up and throwing him onto the counter, pulling Miguel’s head forward to trap him in a kiss, spreading his legs so that either one was on their respective side of his hips. He forced his tongue deep into Miguel’s mouth, and the man made an animalistic sound Guerra had never heard from him. The glasses clattered to the floor, and as Alvarez instinctively looked to inspect the damage, Chico took the opportunity to bite his neck, making Miguel yell in pain and pleasure. Something about his freshly shaved face gliding on Miguel’s skin was too much to bear. They broke apart, panting and sweating, staring at the other and undressing them with their eyes. But neither one moved. There was a still silence for a second, before Guerra said;

“Say it.”

“Say what?” Miguel asked, confused. Chico smirked and raised his eyebrows.

“Say it.” He repeated, that same shit eating smile on his face. Miguel suddenly understood.

“I’m not saying it.”

“Miguel-“

“With your ego? Even this reaction was too much.”

Chico put both hands on either thigh, squeezing to get his attention, and moving his head so Miguel was forced to meet his gaze, smiling the whole way.

“Just say it, man, and I promise the night of your life.”

Miguel thought for a moment and sighed.

“Can I whisper it?” He said with a head shake, understanding that he was forgoing his dignity for the night. Chico nodded happily, and Chico guided him by a hand on the back of his neck, bringing Chico’s ear up to his lips. After kissing it for a second, he tries to muster the words Guerra wanted to hear.

“Fuck me, Daddy.”

Chico growled loudly and helped Miguel off the counter, spanking his ass loudly as Alvarez made his way to the bedroom.

“Fuck you.”

Guerra responded with a loud laugh, and another smack on Miguel’s rear, letting the door slam behind him.

“Careful, Miguelito. Daddy’s home.”

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SFW Alphabet with Miguel Alvarez…

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

If Chico is a German Shepard, then Miguel is a fucking Husky. He’ll be all over you. Not just physically. Like he’d get a bad feeling if you walked through the door and you had a bad day. His love language is acts of service. He’ll get you your favorite things or clean something you wanted cleaned. He’ll do it wordlessly too. He doesn’t need the credit if you’re happy.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He’s not used to friends, honestly. Everyone in his life who was his friend turned out to only want something from him. So he’s cautious. But you’re kind to him without expecting anything in return. That’s what makes him like you. When you don’t want something from him after. He’s not used to friends, but he’ll give it a try.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Loves to cuddle, but his body is so damn angular. I think his body is a little hard to be giving good cuddles, but like I said, man’s a husky. He’s got love in his heart he just can’t help but share with you. He’ll even start to cuddle like a husky, walking up to you, sitting down next to you, then rolling into you. He’ll even fall asleep there sometimes. (Can sleep when he knows he’s he’s safe.)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I think Miguel would surprise people at how domestic he can be. Like he likes his space clean and does what he needs to keep it that way. He also doesn’t mind cooking as long as it’s simple. Doesn’t want to spend hours in the kitchen or anything but a decent rice or pasta dish? You got it.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

“I’m sorry. I’m just so sorry. I… need a little space right now. Just some time to get my head in order. I don’t think I can have you with me when I do that though. It’s not you, I’m just a little fucked up right now.”☹️

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Season one him wouldn’t give a shit but every season after that this boy just wants to lie down lol. He needs someone who’s always there for him. He’d love a committed relationship where he can feel some sense of normalcy or even just affection. Support. You’ll have to be there for him but if you are, you’ll have his heart forever.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He’s capable of being gentle. Like when he holds Julie. Gentle touches only for animals. Think he would get a dog or cat on the outside. Just a fluffy animal who’s loyal and will hug him. Long way of saying, yes he can be physically gentle. Emotionally gentle might take him some time, he’s a little blunt. 😂

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Loves hugs. Needs them. He’s so touch starved from Oz; no one held him or touched him reassuringly in years. Even before Oz those touches were sparse. If you’re willing to give those touches often, he’ll taken them all. Every single one. Sometimes just needs a hug to get through the day, and you’re more than willing to be there for him most times.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Comes out a little faster than you’d want. He acts on his emotions pretty quickly so as soon as he knows he loves you, saying it just felt like the most natural thing. He’ll apologize for it being so fast and kick himself for a few days, but you’re glad he can tell you how he feels, even if he’s not sure he wants to say it just yet.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He’s not above getting jealous. He’ll start self isolating or being a little short with you in conversation. I give it a day or two before it becomes too much and he opens up to you about how he’s been feeling. He remembers his coping skills from therapy, he just needs a little while before he uses them.

“Just makes me crazy, y’know? You and him/her.”

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Gives sweet, gentle kisses. Just pecks at first, but then they’re prolonged. Just hangs there for a second, and smells your perfume /cologne or even just straight you. Doesn’t move around a lot when he kisses. You joke it’s like kissing me a statue sometimes… but what a sexy statue at that, hmm?

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Man he didn’t care about kids his whole life until he lost his son. Like, he wasn’t mean or anything, but kids just never interested him. Now? He loves them. Sees the future in them. A better future. Whenever kids come up to him, they just feel safe. They like him without him doing anything. He talks to them, hears them when they talk. All he wants is for one day his child (bio or adopted) to walk up to him and just say they love him, and give him a hug. The hug he never got to give his son.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Early riser. He’ll get up, work out for a bit, shower and get breakfast. He prefer savory breakfasts. Eggs and bacon and such. (Actually very much likes Congee for breakfast. Tried it once and got hooked.) He listens to a podcast with breakfast. Probably about theatre, I think he really enjoyed Susanne’s class. He’ll get to his job, gently kiss you and tell you he loves you before he leaves. He goes, closes the door, and you wait by it for him to open it a second later for another deeper kiss.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Gets home from work exhausted. Asks you about your day and talks to you for a bit before grabbing a beer and watching the fights on tv. He’ll help you with dinner; he’s competent in the kitchen, but will make it messy just to be more romantic. You’ll eat together, still talking about your day, Miguel trying to make you laugh the whole time. Alvarez doesn’t have a sweet tooth, but he’ll indulge in dessert every once in a while. Prefers fruity desserts to chocolate or vanilla. Sometimes you make strawberry shortcake which is his FAVORITE. He’ll turn on some music while doing the dishes, and you dance in the kitchen together. You get ready for bed separately until you get into bed together. You’ll kiss, probably more, and then you’ll fall asleep against each other, Miguel always falling asleep after you.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

A little guarded at first, but once he trusts you, he trusts you. You’ll find out things about him as the situation warrants it. Like he won’t just sit you down and rattle off things a bit himself. If you ask, he’ll answer. If it comes up, he’ll mention it. Besides that you just have to think of all the things you want to know about him and ask away.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

When he’s on his meds he’s much better. That said, off his meds, WOOF. I’d consider him the most patient of the Latinos. The way he had a level head during Chico’s tirade with the biker. He didn’t want to rush to war. That said… anyone remember Jorge??

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Will take it upon himself to know everything about you. Just helps him love you more if he knows what you need. Will remember anniversaries and birthdays and things like that. Will remember to do chores around the house to help out. Will remember how you like your food. He puts in the effort to know you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It was a simple moment. You in the kitchen with his mom. You and his mom are cooking together, her teaching you all the recipes Miguel loves. He comes into the room, bit you notice something on his arm. It’s several wasp stings. He was trying to remove a nest outside so you would t get hurt, but Miguel is mildly allergic and was having a reaction. You and his mom start talking about how he has to be a little more careful and take care of himself and what will you do without him. You insist you take him to the hospital, and the whole way you berate him on how he could be so silly. It makes him smile how much you and his mom care for him. 🥰

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Huskies can be protective too. Will immediately identify the threat and put his body between you and it. Doesn’t matter if it’s a weird guy on the street, a bus, or a wolf. Whatever it is, he’s absorbing the blow before it can get to you. ❤️

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Yeah, he’s putting in the e effort. Miguel is the poster child for “if he wanted to, he would”. Flowers and suits and dresses and jewelry and wine. He’ll make a night special. That said, he could make a icing special with just McDonalds if he wanted.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Bites his nails. He’s an anxious guy and whenever he’s going through something, his nails looks like they were chewed at by wild dogs. He also stubs his toe on the coffee table or bedpost almost every day. Not a bad habit except he gets really angry and hits both afterwards lol.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

I wouldn’t say he’s concerned with his looks as much as they just come naturally to him. He likes looking handsome, it’s just not his top concern at the moment. Except he loves his tan suit. The one he wore to his parole hearing. Thinks he looks great in it.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Ha! Puppy dog man just wants love. He just wants someone to care whether he lives or dies. When you do, he’s inseparable from you. You ground him when he’s feeling loco.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Insists on date night once a week where you both dress up, go to somewhere nice (or nicer than usual) and spoils you for a night. Makes him happy to be a good boyfriend after so many years of being a crappy one. He’s got energy and affection now he’s dying to share so one night a week, no matter what’s going on, you spend some time together doing something special.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

When people pronounce words slightly wrong it grates on his ears. Libary instead of library. Supposably instead of supposedly. Could care less instead of couldn’t care less. Things like that. He’s no grammar Nazi but he learned two languages, the least some people could do is learn one😂

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Doesn’t sleep very well. Insomniac (preach, brother). Sleeps mostly during the day to stave off nightmares and paranoia. That said, when he’s with someone he trusts, he can fall asleep on them. Like a canary in the mines he knows they’d let him know if danger was around. With you, he falls asleep on you 24/7.

Hello, would you be interested in doing a Miguel NSFW alphabet? If not thats totally fine! I hope you are feeling better! Thank you

Ummm… yes. Just, yes! 😁 I’m a 2012 Tumblr gal so I’m a fan of the “dating wound include” and “nsfw alphabet” stuff. And thank you! Better every day!

NSFW Alphabet with Miguel Alvarez…

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I think his aftercare would have gotten better as the series went on. Like it sound t have been most important to season 1 Miguel, but by season 6, I think he’d have superb aftercare. He’ll sort of relax into you, sliding off your side, and adjusting you so that you’re in his arms. Kisses the top of your head and offers you a cigarette. Think he’d be one of those guys who’d be like “I didn’t hurt you did I?” But in his case he’s just worried he released Loco Miguel on you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Fan of his shoulders. He thinks his hips are too small for a guy but he likes his broad shoulders. Has you grab them for balance very often.

On his partner, it would be their eyes. That’s the mirror of the soul right? He’d get lost in your eyes, giving you some pretty intense stares before, during, and after. And that glazed over look you get when you come. It’s too much.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Likes coming in pussies, asses, and mouths, but HATES cleaning up his own cum. So if he comes anywhere besides that it’s on the caveat that you’ll be cleaning it up afterwards.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He had a crush on a guy who dressed up as a woman. The dude, Paul or something, had this drag alter ego. Tiffany Gonightly. She wore a long, black gown with long cigarette. She often had a cat either her during her acts. It stirred up a lot of feelings in Miguel that are hard to place for him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s been fucking since high school. With a face like he has, he takes advantage of it. He’s done all the vanilla things plus some vanilla kinky things. I don’t think he’d delve into the dark stuff but he’s a good time anyway.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I’m gonna say lustful leg position. Where your back is against a wall, and your leg is up on his shoulder, giving him full access to your bits. I think this guy likes to do it standing up. Impeccable balance.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not goofy at all. He’s a serious man who becomes even more serious in bed. Dark eyes and gravely voice just giving you commands and toying with your body. You can laugh afterwards but not during.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I’d say they match fairly well. Black and short. Well groomed like the rest of him. He considers his grooming a point of personal pride.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very intimate. Likes to learn things about you before doing the do. In bed, he’s tugging on your hair, whispering to you in Spanglish, but you can make out things that you’ve told him throughout your relationship. Personal things. He wants your heart as much as your body.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off but it’s measured. A few times a day. He considers this a respectable amount that’s satisfying but not ‘pathetic’. When he does, it’s a quiet affair. No build up or announcements; just get off and get gone.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Enjoys pulling his partner’s hair and loves receiving rim jobs. The hair pulling is a control thing. Just loves the idea of such a simple act turning you out. And as for rim jobs, it takes him a while to admit that one. But a pair of lips around his ass turns him on like nothing else.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He prefers a bed or a counter or a desk. Public bathrooms give him anxiety, so he won’t do it there. He has gotten freaky in public parks before, but it was nighttime. He does like fucking his partner while they’re making dinner.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Little touches get him going. You have to place your hand on his knee and run it up his thigh. Or you fix his hair for a little too long. Or you run your hand up his arm to his shoulder. It’s those moves that put him in the mood.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s a fan of slapping and all that, but real hitting is off the table for him. His strength is just too real. Anything that requires real strength in bed is a no for him. Doesn’t want to risk it with you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn’t think he’s good at oral, but he is. Like ridiculously good. Spell his damn name down there good. He likes it best when the thighs are tight around his head and he can barely breath.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Think he’s slow and rough. Like he’ll pin you down and hold you in place firmly while he goes slow and sweet. It’s almost painful. You just want to come and he’s milking it out of you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Usually apologizes when he’s asking for a quickie. Feels like it devalues you. But of course he likes them. Quick sex midday? C’mon. He’s taking it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not super risky but not super vanilla. Will take the occasional blowjob in an alley and try a new risky position every once in a while, but normally his dick is Old Faithful, and he can just use that instead of taking risks.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He’s got that STAMINA baby. Can and has gone for hours at a time. You usually tap out before he does. “Tired already, babe?” Even when he can’t perform, can you say Oral King??

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

“What do I look like? Toys R Us?” Doesn’t use anything besides the paddle, and he’d rather get creative with household objects than buy something. But when he’s taken to the store, and told to pick out anything he wants as a present, he chooses a chrome cockring. Takes him some time to get used to it but it’s nice.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn’t like to tease but he likes to be teased. He likes when you bend and snap just to get his attention. Likes the soft touches in the middle of the day. The lewd pictures and dialogue. It winds him up so when he’s finally able to release, he feels like he’s flying.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I think he’s very quiet barring a few grunts and sighs. More into hearing your noises. Knowing he made you that way. Getting lost in the moment. When he speaks, it’s in Spanglish.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

If Chico is full Spanish during sex, Miguel is half Spanish half English during sex. “Good, ¿Verdad?” Or “Así, baby, just like that”. Also likes hearing other languages when he fucks. Likes Japanese specifically. Thinks it’s sexy.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I mean, Tom gave me very little to imagine here😂 C’mon, Miggy, we all know what you’re working with. Ripped body. Tight abs. Sharp jaw. Those dark, yet kind eyes that rake over your body. He wasn’t too far off when he said 9 inches, baby. I’m calling it at a solid seven inches fully erect, and tight, almost hairless balls. When he’s naked for the first time, you can’t hide an audible “wow”.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s never not in the mood for sex but he can go without it when he needs to. He’s like a sex camel; he just carries the sustenance from one fuck to the next.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Ya Insomnia boi never sleeps. He’ll watch you sleep though. Just watch your face go soft and at peace in his arms, the last sigh before you stretch and relax into him like an old cat. He’ll even pretend to fall asleep so you wont catch him staring at you, eyes watching you over, wondering how he ever got so lucky.

Do have any thoughts on Miguel being a parent? Loved your Chico parent ideas!

AHHH yessss! You could tell after Miguel truly understood what it meant to bring a life into the world that he wanted to be a dad.

(Also thank you so much🥹❤️ Love me some Papa Chico)

Miguel Alvarez as a Parent would include…

After Miguel lost his son, he was broken. Broken because he knew it was his fault.

He was seventeen when he got Maritza pregnant. Senior Prom.

At sixteen he was running with the local gangs. At eighteen he was in prison. In those two years there was unprotected sex and drugs and violence. Anything to give him that high.

When his kid is born, there’s a break in the clouds; a reason to change.

Only too little too late. 💔

When he gets a chance to do it again, he does it for his son.

Miguel is not a neglectful father by any means. If anything he’s a little helicopter-y at first.

He encourages his kids into extracurriculars; anything to keep them off the streets.

If they play sports, he’s at every game/match. 🏀⚽️

If they do theatre, he’s got a playbill in one hand and a bouquet of flowers in the other. 🎭

Miguel is surprisingly artistic and I think his kids would love the drawings he does on their lunch notes.

He packs their lunch, doesn’t matter who his partner is. (If he has one)

Like season one Miguel wouldn’t do this but season six totally would; his kids have bento boxes and sometimes they have themes or colors for the day. 🧃

Purple bentos with ube cookies and grapes and jelly sandwiches.

Finds exotic snacks and stuff for them to try: different instant ramens and chocolates and whatnot.

“Today’s theme is Egypt!”

Watches Veggie Tales with them a lot. Knows all the words to “I Love My Duck”.

A Snoodle’s Tale always makes him cry.

Keeps a stash of different jellies and peanut butters to make the perfect PB and J for his kids.

“One strawberry and smooth, one grape and chunky, one…”

Kind of a parent who doesn’t mind picky eaters and just rolls with it.

Makes pancakes in different shapes.

“Smiley face coming up!”😭❤️‍🩹

He can’t tell his kids enough how much school is worth.

God knows he can’t help with their homework but he always tries

Gets his kids involved in academic pursuits

Makes flash cards with little drawings; basically takes the classes with his kids.

They’re bilingual too; he speaks Spanish at home to help them

Is a stay at home dad/works from home

When he’s working, he puts on Law and Order, and his older kids like to watch while he works.

Miguel knows all the endings and accidentally spoils it often😂

Gets them gifts on every holiday. They wake up to flowers on Valentine’s Day, chocolate bunnies on Easter, and even cinnamon rolls on Groundhog’s Day.

He just looks for a reason to let them know they’re loved.

Didn’t hear that growing up. His dad was in prison, his mom was kind of a hardass. So he doesn’t want there to be any confusion for his kids.

When they get in trouble at school, he overreacts. It scares him that they might make the same mistakes he did.

“I’m saving ten years of your life. Don’t fuck this up.”

When his kids get As in school, he has a full on celebration at home, even if they’re used to it. 🎉🥳

When his kids are bullied, his heart aches.

He remembers how the Latinos in prison treated him.

“I know what you’re going through, kid. I can’t tell you it always gets better, but you’ll find people who appreciate you, and those other people will kind of just fade away.”❤️‍🩹

If his kid comes out to him (sexuality or gender wise) he’s as supportive as he can be.

“I don’t know much about this stuff, kiddo. But… you’re my kid and I’m here for you.”

He respects their pronouns and their significant other’s pronouns. It may take him a minute but he’s trying.

His kids’ favorite thing to do with their father is the dishes; he turns on loud music and they sing and dance as they get their chores done.

He’s not especially strict, but when he puts his foot down he’s immovable.

His kids disagree sometimes but knows it comes from a place of love.

Unlike Chico, he’s fairly transparent with his kids about his past.

When he has to have the drug talk, he admits he used and it was the most confusing time of his life. He tells them he knows they’re going to make their own decisions, but hopes his honesty deters them a little.

He hopes if he’s honest with them, they feel like they can go to him with everything.

Has a policy where they can calm him drunk and as long as they don’t try to drive they come home without punishment.

Kind of a parent who allows his kids to go to the birthday party but not sleep over. He just gets nervous.

He holds “sleepovers” every weekend night when he and his kids set up the living room with snacks and pillows and blanket forts and watch movies all night.🎥

Goes to classes as an adult to get his GED/degree. He just wants his kids ti be proud of him.

And they are. His kids brag about him all the time. How their dad beat drugs and prison. How their dad survived.

“Youre so hard on yourself, daddy. We’re proud of you.”🥰

His mom loves her grandkids. She’s an intimidating abuela but she loves those damn kids.

When they get sick, Miguel takes off work and stays with them all day. He makes them chicken soup, looking up a recipe on his phone, plays Disney movies all day no matter how old they are, and gives them snuggles when they have a fever.

He adopts a dog for them and names her/him Julie/Donald.

The dog eats like a damn queen/king, and he enjoys preparing fun pupp-reciation treats for her/him.

When his mom offers to watch the kids while he goes on vacation, he spends the whole time calling home and asking about them. 😅

Like Chico has the Tickle Police, Miguel has Boo Boo Bear; a cheap stuffed bear he cut open the backside to and stuffed an ice pack in. 🧸

He tells people as long as his kids are healthy and happy, he’s happy.

When his kids accomplish anything, he’s in the audience, and they thank him.

They thank him for all the hours of care he’s given them.

The unconditional support.

“My Dad is my biggest hero, because he really truly did get out of Oz.”❤️❤️❤️

Bonus: When his kids are old enough to date, Miguel is actually really nice to their significant others. Like, he’ll invite them for dinner, learn things about them, and tell them to call him Dad or Mr. Miguel.

Do you have any head cannons for if Miguel had been paroled at the end of season 5? Thank you

Ooooooh this is interesting. Like, everyone knew he wouldn’t get paroled, but what if Ruiz took pity on him. Saw a little of himself in this lost barrio boy.

Miguel Alvarez Gets Paroled (S5)…

“You’re so fucking beautiful when you’re angry…”

He’s seething. His parole might be in danger. Maritza might be in danger.

(Poor boy doesn’t know about Ronaldo yet💔)

When he gets in front of the parole board, he’s jittery

He’s thought about every question ahead of time and gives his answers

He can see on their face that they don’t believe it

“What the fuck makes you think you should go free, you little prick?”

He feels it… the anger. The red in his eyes that wanted to hurt Ruiz. That tingle in his hands before he hit someone. 🔥

He took a deep breath.

“I really believe I’m rehabil…”

He can’t even make himself say the words😢

He was going to spend the rest of his life in Oz

So he opted for the truth

“I don’t know if I’m rehabilitated. I know I want to be different. I know I want a life. I know I don’t want to hurt people anymore. Feel their blood on my hands. Their voices in my head forever. I don’t know if rehabilitation is possible… but I hope it is. I hope it is because it’s my last shot. My last shot at having something to hold onto.”

“…and if you were free?” -Ruiz ⁉️

“I’d hug my mother, because I know she tried. I’d tell my sisters I love them and I’m sorry I went away where I couldn’t protect them. I’d get a job and complain about it but I’d love every minute of it. I’d join community theatre. O’Reily’s mom was really nice and I think I found something I care about. I’d try. I really would.”

The board is silent for a moment. Ruiz beckons the lady next to him to lean in to a whisper.

“Thank you, Mr. Alvarez. We’ll get back to you.”

He leaves, not feeling good about his chances. He tears off the suit with an anger, waiting in Sister Pete’s office.

“I’m gonna stay here, Sister. Those motherfuckers ain’t ever gonna let me free.”

A woman in a suit entered, reading something off a form. He didn’t listen to any of the words except the last three:

“They voted yes.”

His heart stopped in his chest.

Was he going free❓❓❓❓❓

He released a long breath that he had been holding onto since he got to Oz. He’d be free. Maybe not fully safe, Chico wasn’t gonna let him get away that easy, but he was free.

He signed all the forms, collected all of his belongings, and said goodbye to the one prisoner he’d miss.

Rebadow congratulated him, giving him a word of warning before he left:

“Hold onto life, Miguel. Hold on with both hands.”🙌

He mulled over those words, unsure of what they meant completely.

He knocks on Mukada’s door, whose sad eyes trail up towards him. Even he wasn’t sure if Miguel was safe to put on the streets.

They’re silent for a moment, Miguel dressed in jeans and a white T-shirt, a leather jacket over it. No cuffs in sight.

“I’m sorry for all the shit I’ve caused.” -Miguel says after a moment.

Mukada thinks for a moment.

“Then don’t cause shit, Miguel.”

Those were the last words they spoke to each other for a month.

The sun is bright, and Miguel realizes how much he’s missed being outside.

His sister, Jimena, drives him.

He stares out the window the entire way, watching the blank fields turn to houses turn to buildings.

She asks if he had any friends to invite to his parole party

“No” -he says a little too quickly.

The party is small. His mom and sisters and cousins who cared to show up.

Honestly, after being in solitary for years, all the people were a little much for him

He goes for a walk afterwards, walking through his old neighborhood. Nothing changed and everything did at the same time.

He visits Maritza, who refuses to let him inside… when he sees Ronaldo’s hat on the chair.

There it is again… the anger. The seeing red. He wanted to drag them both across the floor.

But he didn’t. ❤️

“Yeah… this… this is done. You too, Ronaldo.”

He throws himself a pity party for the night, downing Michelada after Michelada. 🍺🌶️

He made good on his word and joined e community theatre the next day🎭

It was… strange.

He’d been used to inmates who hated acting and were playing it like a joke… and now everyone was so serious.

He starts off in lighting and sound, teaching him all the tech spots one by one

He makes friends, real friends, who invite him out after shows.

They tell crazy stories, and though he knows his stories could beat them all, he stays silent and just listens, laughing along with everyone.

He gets a job as a mechanic at first. He hated it but went every day and stayed clean.

A few weeks later, after jawing with one of his clients, he offers Miguel a job at a video game studio.

He stays quiet and takes notes at meetings, trying to show everyone he belongs there

He wears a suit to work, getting teased (friendly) as everyone else was wearing whatever they please

But he likes his suit, so he still wears it🕴️

As he’s walking one day, he meets Ronaldo on the street, who looked instantly afraid of him.

Miguel rolls his eyes and tells him that Miguel died in solitary confinement

Ronaldo, not reading the situation, offers Miguel a bump of his coke and says he has a job that’ll get Miguel back into El Norte

He thinks about it for a second, but declines both

Ronaldo calls him a pussy and even though he’s seeing red again, he walks away.

He gets a therapist and stays on his meds this time💊

He binges shows he missed and judges them on their technical prowess

He stays away from trouble, and even when others try to start some, he stays out of it.

Chico tries shit from Oz, sending people to mess with Miguel.

Miguel keeps his head down and does what he does best… survive.

After a while Oz starts to fade away into Fourth of July BBQs and oily popcorn fingers at the movies.

He hangs out with his sisters’ kids. They think he’s the best uncle.

Miguel doesn’t know how to talk to kids but they’re just drawn to him. Feel protected by him.

He hangs up every card they make him.🎨

He stays in that community theatre, working his way up to stage manager.

It’s years later but he’s finally in charge again.

He plays basketball and soccer and even beer pong if you catch him in the right mood

He even buys himself a sketchbook and starts drawing (very much keeps it to himself)

Miguel starts to understand Rebadow’s words.

He reaches out to Mukada when he’s feeling no feisty or violent. After seeing Mukada at one of his plays unannounced, the two had become closer. He realized Miguel was serious about getting his life together.

They chat at a coffee shop the next day.

Miguel is… surprisingly calm for losing his girlfriend and being released into nothing.

“Y’think… maybe… God’s listening to me again, Father?”

“He never stopped, Miguel.”

Years later, years and years, as Miguel is sitting on the couch with his family, and his kids are playing on the floor, his significant other just watching, happily… Miguel realizes he did exactly what Rebadow told him.

Bonus: his kids were baptized by Mukada. He wouldn’t have it done by anyone else.

Hello, if you were interested could you do some head cannons for a poly relationship with Chico, Miguel and reader/oc? Please ignore if this isn't to your liking and I hope you have a nice day. Thank you

Ok, love this already! Could definitely see Chico and Miguel in a dysfunctional but loving throuple.

(Think this is @wawamouse’s gif… I don’t have any of Alvarez and Chico)

Dating Miguel Alvarez and Chico Guerra would include…

So they both start hitting on you at once. They’re still rivals at this point.

Miguel starts giving you long stares that make you blush and winking at you from across the room, smiling to himself after

Chico is much more forward about it

“Ai, kid, you know what you’re doing to me?”🔥

Chico starts teasing you often; sometimes verbally, sometimes physically.

Miguel liked to stand really, really close to you, talking low so that only you can hear

“Lookin’ good today, mama/papa.”😉

Chico would play with your hair or pat your ass as you walk by

“Even better when you walk away, baby.”❤️‍🔥

They each start noticing the other flirting with you and make it a challenge between them.

“You still messing around with Popeye, here?”

“Fuck you, Alvarez, where you gonna go out? The loony bin?”

It makes you giggle

Now whenever one flirts with you, the other has to get his licks in

It starts to spark jealousy between them… which we all know is the best aphrodisiac.🥵

Chico caught Miguel one day in one of the storerooms, teasing him about his involvement with you

“Thought you’d be trailing behind y/n like a puppy, Alvarez, what happened?”

“Y/n have decided they wanted someone uglier. You should put your two cents in.”

They fight, Chico trying to overpower him physically, telling him to keep your name out of his mouth.

They struggle, Miguel reaching for Chico’s throat to throttle the life out of him

Chico finally gets him pinned against the wall, full body weight on his.

“Hard to flirt when you’re a dead man, huh?”

“You ought to know, pendejo.”🤬

It wasn’t until they realized they were standing there, an inch from each other’s face, jealousy coursing through their veins, that Chico found himself lurching forward to kiss Miguel on the mouth.

Miguel, confused but just as passionately wound up as Chico, fights back at first, until Chico’s hands make their way from holding his chest in place to wrapping them around his head.

Miguel kissed back, grabbing at Chico’s shirt and shoving his tongue into the man’s mouth.

It only lasts a minute, before they break apart, wordlessly staring at each other, hair a mess and face flushed

They’re both hard

They don’t talk for a week after that, not sure what to say or do.

You notice something different when you see them again

They’re still flirting with you, but they’re not even acknowledging the other exists

When they do, it’s with more malice than usual

“Get your cunt hands off him/her/them.”

“Ever go near y/n again, I’ll fucking kill you.”

The teasing has been replaced with threats

Chico makes the first move on you, mostly to run away for his feelings for Alvarez.

You’re out drinking, and his hands are all over you, squeezing you, tickling you.

He’s kissing your neck before you finish your first beer, tongue in your ear, breath hot and bothered.

You ask about Miguel and he shuts you down sharply, jealously rising again even if he isn’t sure which direction.

“Rather be out with that nutcase, huh?”

You all hang out around the same places, so Alvarez hears about you and Chico and decides to shoot his shot

“Y/n, c’mon. There’s something here, you can feel it, right?”

Then Chico starts arguing with him.

They both turn to you and ask the question.

“Well, which one of us is it?”

And you had to ask a question of your own:

“Wait… you guys aren’t dating?”😂

They’re both appalled by the idea, less so about being labeled as a ‘fag’, more so disgusted at the idea of dating each other.

They both deny it, faces turning red as they remember one week ago in the store room.

You’re modern, and you’ve already come to terms with your polyamory and non-traditional ideas of relationships.

You decide to share this with them, recalling a time where you dated a guy and a girl at the same time.

“Hot” -Chico🤣

You mentioned that sex and romance is complicated, touching each other their hands individually.

“So we both date you?” -Miguel

“Ideally… and each other if you’re game.”

They look at the other one, both shaking their heads and sneering at the other.

“No shot.”

“Absolutely not.”

You ask them to try it once. One date between the three of you.

Chico suggests a taqueria, so he can impress you by ordering in Spanish

Miguel suggests drinks at his favorite bar, San Cosimato, afterwards. He knows the owner and can get three beers for six bucks.

It’s weird, for everyone.

The boys aren’t sure how to interact when they’re not trying to kill each other

You take them both home, putting on some goofy movie (Hot Shots?) and begin to watch together. You’re sitting between them.

You start to kiss Miguel, rolling your tongue in his mouth.

Chico starts to get jealous so you start jerking him off.

You ask them, gently, to kiss each other for you

They’re resistant at first. Miguel places a hand on Chico’s thigh which he accepts and holds.

The boys lean into each other, lips on the other.

It’s… comfortable. Normal. Natural, even.

“Ah, puta, you’re biting my lips!”

“Hmm… do something about it, Mi-chael.”😘

They really put on a show for you… you could even swear they were enjoying it lol

You move it to the bedroom, all rolling over each other, kissing and biting indiscriminately

They don’t fuck each other at first; you’re the dividing line lol

But they kiss over your body (eiffel tower)

After you fall asleep, they talk, awkwardly, but you hear them as you doze off

“This… didn’t suck, right?” -Chico

“…not really, no.” -Miguel

When you wake up, you’re sandwiched between them, head on Miguel’s chest with Chico sending hot breaths onto your shoulder.

You see them holding hands over you… though they swear you didn’t 🤣

You all sort of settle into a routine after that

You’re both “theirs” but it takes a while for them to recognize the other as their partner too lol

It’s not until Miguel has a few too many conversations with Beecher that Chico throws a temper tantrum.

“No fine, be with him then. I don’t care”. -Chico said… caring very much.

You both have to show him “how much you love him” that night 😅

Miguel is the mom of the relationship

He calls you and Chico the “dumbass twins”

“Chico, y/n, I love you both very much… but there’s no way this turns out good.”

Chico is a Phoebe and Miguel is a Monica

“I know you know how to use a hamper.” -Miguel

“Yeah, I throw it on the ground and it magically appears in the basket.”😈 -Chico

Movie nights are usually two hours to decide what to watch

You can never decide whether to go with Miguel’s action or rom com suggestion or Chico’s ever present horror or r-rated comedies.

(Except Chico watched Titanic because you and Miguel love it so much.)

(“I’d freeze in the water for you, y/n.” -Miguel)

(“Awwww.” -you)

(“What about me?”🥺 -Chico)

(“You fucking freeze to death.” -Miguel while holding Chico’s hand.)

Chico’s always in charge of scooping ice cream in this throuple

Partially because he packs the bowl more than anyone else

Partially because it’s funny to watch his ego wilt as he chips away at too frozen ice cream. 😂

“I… *grunt* got this…”

“Yeah… you got it, alright.”

Throuple costumes are hard for you guys and it’s even harder to convince them to dress up.

“But like, hear me out: Luke, Leia, and Han!” -you, exceedingly proud of this idea

“They’re all white!” -Chico, identifying the flaw in your plan

“…two of them are siblings.” -Miguel, resident single brain cell on duty

Chico sees himself as the protector of you two

(Miguel proves a little easier to protect without Chico always trying to kill him😂)

After a few months of dating, the boys hold hands in public, kiss in bars, and argue like an old married couple

Miguel wants kids, Chico is a little hesitant but once you see him around kids, you know he’d be a good dad

They propose to you and to each other

It’s a little weird logistically lol

Surprising everyone, Chico proposes first.

“Listen, I know this is a little… non-traditional… but I want you. Both of you. I want you forever.”❤️

He’s got two bands for both of you; an old Mexican coin he has pressed into a ring for Miguel and a copper ring made from a penny you threw in a wishing well on one of your dates

He’s a surprising man

He’s got an arm around both of you

Just a man who knows what he wants.

Miguel wants to surprise Chico and so do you

So you team up to create the perfect night for Chico.

When he gets off of work, you have his favorite meal (arroz con pollo… so what, he’s a simple man😅)

His favorite drink (Jose Cuervo Tequila)

And his favorite movie (Saw VI)

He asks if he’s dying🤣

You both sandwich him in a hug and surprise him with his ring: a sleek gold band with an inscription:

Yours, Always and Forever

You fuck like bunnies that night

Chico’s got a lot of kinks

Miguel is a little more reserved but will try anything once

Chico’s brand of love is possessive:

“Yeah, baby, you’re all mine.”🥰

Miguel is more traditionally romantic

“Mmm… let me know if this hurts you.”🥹

You like both; it’s like dating a chocolate & vanilla swirl, best of both worlds

Something they both have in common

When they love, they love HARD

“We love you, y/n.” -Miguel

“Till the end of time, chula/o.” -Chico

You’re in love, and how can love be wrong?

Bonus: You often go on ice cream dates: everyone gets to customize their experience. Miguel gets vanilla and strawberry, with chocolate sprinkles and cherries. Chico, resident hellion, gets coffee, mango, and pistacchio with gummy bears, popping strawberry boba, and graham crackers. Miguel can’t even watch him eat it😂 You get a root beer float with three straws… and Chico always spikes it🥲

Could you do a "what its like to date" for Miguel? If you are not interested please just ignore. Thank you and I hope you have a good day.

Of COURSE I’m interested! 😍😍😍Kirk Acevedo was the reason I started watching Oz in the first place. Thought he had a kick ass performance in Band of Brothers. Especially in Bastogne. I’d love to create something for him! (Also you have yourself a very nice day as well🥹)

Dating Miguel Alvarez would include…

Ugh so let’s get this out of the way… he’s disgustingly hot.

And he knows this, knew he was always the cute one growing up

I think he’s like Keller in the way that he’ll flirt easier when he doesn’t really like you, but after he does he’s like jfkskdk🥴

He’s a good guy and it shows

He’ll start saving you a seat whenever he goes out and grabbing you a drink when he gets one

His love language is acts of service

“Hey… so I got coffee this morning and I grabbed you one. It’s… it’s no big deal.”🙂🙃

Starts smiling at you a lot more and it warms you to your soul.

He doesn’t make the first move ; everyone around him does lol

If Chico and he are friends at this point, he teases Alvarez relentlessly… if not a little un-creatively.

“Y/N and Alvarez, sittin’ in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G”

If Chico and he aren’t friends… he’s teasing Alvarez even more😜

“You get lost, Alvarez? Sorry, it’s only that Y/N isn’t attached to your hip today.”

Jealous, Chico?

Everyone in his life just assumes you’re dating, and treats you as such.

Even Morales knows you’re his, and when he offers Alvarez protection, that goes for you too.

I think later seasons Miguel wouldn’t have a problem explaining how he feels.

“Look, I really like you, okay? I do. I think about you all the time.” ❤️‍🩹

I see later Miguel as being a pretty secure guy, but he’ll still get jealous… more hurt at the thought of losing you than angry.

“I don’t want to talk about it.” “…” “it’s just that-“🤣

Besides that, I think he’d like your friends. He’s the kind of guy who understands how important a friend group is and would bring them all presents upon meeting them.🥹

Little things, like a stuffed squishmallow (he doesn’t know what the fuck a squishmallow is but whatever), or an ashtray with a funny joke on it (he panicked, okay?), or he’ll play it safe and bring cookies (from his mom, lol)

Little nervous and shy when he’s not fighting for his life at every turn. 😅

Likes to hold your hand or put his arm around you. Just reminds him that you’re there for him.

Falls asleep on you A LOT

Think he’s a funny guy at heart and would take you to comedy shows and stand up nights. He missed those in prison.

He’s funniest when he’s not trying to be.

Likes just sitting on the couch with you

Once he discovers streaming services, he’s hooked, binges all the way!

“Ok so add Umbrella Academy to the list. And Hazbin Hotel. And Mythic Quest. And-“😂

He gets back into boxing to let his anger out in a more productive way.

You go to the fights but always cover your eyes or shout “not the face!”

He thinks it’s extremely cute how much you care for his safety

Isn’t used to people caring if he lives or dies, so he interprets “care for physical safety” as “undying love”.

Man’s isn’t the best at cuddles (his body is so hard and angular 😬) but he will offer them often

I think he’s a big mac-n-cheese guy, and likes the variations you come up with.

“White cheddar and mozzarella with bacon and scallions.”

“I… I think I love you.”😂🤚

Doofus at the beach; absolute sun-lotion-hoarding, gay-ass-volleyball-playing, sun-soaking-lizard himbo

Loves a Corona and lime on the beach, watching the sunset 🌅

Think he’d like it if his significant other could play piano, or skateboard, or crochet. Like any hobby where you can be creative, I think he’d enjoy showing you off.

“C’mon, show them! Don’t be embarrassed, baby.”

His mom loves you immediately lol

She’s an excellent judge of character so she knows she could see your bullshit coming a mile away😅

But you don’t have any, and she’s glad. Her son finally found some joy.

Plus I think his mom is a triple L (Late in Life Lesbian) so she’d be cool with a non-heterosexual (or straight presenting) couple as well.

Believes in marriage, so he proposes to you as soon as he knows he loves you

Takes you to a park or garden; someplace with flowers.

Picks one for you and puts it behind your ear. 🌺

“Be mine, please. Not just now. Forever.”

Doesn’t care much for wedding preparations; he’d just as soon marry you at city hall and get Mickey D’s after.

But he knows it’s important to you and he wants you to have your special day; just to feel like royalty.

But he’s going to work hard to make every day special.

Adopt a dog. Please. Please let this man have his doggo.

Names it Julie…

Or Donald😭😭 you ask why but he doesn’t say, stating it was an old cell-mate and leaving it at that.

You and a kid and a dog? He’s in heaven.

Your song is “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You”.

“🎶I love you, baby, and if it’s quite alright, I need you, baby, and it’s a lonely night…🎵” -in his raspy, masculine voice❤️‍🔥

Bonus: Big BIG fan of Gorillaz. Like, knows all their songs, the lore behind them, and the stories they’re in at the moment. If/when he gets out, he listens to Cracker Island on repeat for days. Sees himself as Murdoc but you see him as 2-D. 🩵

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Oz (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Miguel Alvarez & Carmen “Chico” Guerra Characters: Carmen “Chico” Guerra, Miguel Alvarez (Oz), Suzanne Fitzgerald, Arnold “Poet” Jackson, Agamemnon Busmalis, Henry Stanton, Ryan O'Reily (Oz), Peter Schibetta, Stein (Oz), Enrique Morales, others mentioned - Character Additional Tags: Friendship, Developing Relationship, No Plot/Plotless, Gen or Pre-Slash, Deleted Scenes, Canon Compliant, Light-Hearted, theater shenanigans Summary:

After Chico and Miguel bury the hatchet, there’s a bit of a learning curve to becoming friend again.

Next up in the "I thought it would be a quick 3k! 😭" chronicles, what was supposed to be a short Miguel introspection piece with him pondering how his partnership with Chico works after they return to Oz post-evacuation. This bitch ended up at 9k, but it was done in about 5-ish days at least! (That is much faster than my other wips taking months. Not a lot happens in it, though.)

Fandom: Oz

Pairing: Miguel Alvarez/Carmen "Chico" Guerra

Rating: Mature

Summary: During their time in a new prison after evacuation, Miguel Alvarez and Chico Guerra took their buried hatchet and formed a new partnership keeping them both safe. But upon returning to Oz, things between them change again, and Miguel is surprised to find it pretty annoying when he gets something he used to want - Chico not questioning him.

Warning: Oz was not a nice show. Contains its canon-typical harsh language and bad attitudes.

Fandom: Oz (TV)

Relationship: Miguel Alvarez/Tobias Beecher

Additional Tags: Gen/Pre-Slash

Language: English

Summary:

I remember falling, it was fucking painful, and I was like, 'Damn, is that it, did he kill me?' And you were standing right over me, Beecher.

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Oz (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Miguel Alvarez/Carmen “Chico” Guerra, Miguel Alvarez & Carmen “Chico” Guerra, Miguel Alvarez/Alonzo Torquemada Characters: Miguel Alvarez, Carmen “Chico” Guerra, Alonzo Torquemada, Raoul “El Cid” Hernandez, Eduardo Alvarez, Sean Murphy, Original Characters Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Pre-Canon, Parallel Universes, Angst, Mildly Dubious Consent, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Attitudes, Internalized Homophobia, Drug Use Summary:

“Got a feeling we ain’t in Oz anymore, Chico,” Miguel says, and as he takes another step, and another, he hears Chico respond with What the hell are you talking about?

Sketches i did on ibis paint, was trying a punch of cool brushes and also trying to draw Miguel’s face.

Chapters: ½ Fandom: Oz (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Miguel Alvarez/Carmen “Chico” Guerra, Carmen “Chico” Guerra/Original Male Character(s), Carmen “Chico” Guerra/Consuela, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Carmen “Chico” Guerra, Miguel Alvarez (Oz), Oz (TV) Ensemble, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon, Alternate Universe - Canon, Angst, Canon-Typical Behavior, Underage Drug Use, Underage Sex, Underage Drinking, Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Casual Sex, Friends With Benefits, POV Alternating

they could be besties , no one getting shot lol. can’t think of a conversation they might be having…

This took longer than I thought! Dumb dandelion fic, inspired by cute fanart by @/cantquiet. (Apologies to the artist? It was fun, though.)

if wishes were weeds

Fandom: Oz

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences (Explicit Language. Mentions of past drug use.)

Relationships: Miguel Alvarez/Carmen "Chico" Guerra

Tags: Post-Canon, Pre-Slash, (Oblivious!Miguel thinks it's Gen)

Summary: Post-evacuation, Miguel Alvarez and Chico Guerra's truce has turned into something friendly while they watch each other's backs. Even though Chico does strange shit during yard time that Miguel doesn't quite understand.

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Oz (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Miguel Alvarez/Carmen “Chico” Guerra, Carmen “Chico” Guerra/Original Male Character(s), Carmen “Chico” Guerra/Consuela, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Carmen “Chico” Guerra, Miguel Alvarez (Oz), Oz (TV) Ensemble, Original Characters, Raoul “El Cid” Hernandez, Peter Schibetta, Simon Adebisi, Jorge Vasquez, Kenny Wangler, Arnold “Poet” Jackson, Augustus Hill, Tobias Beecher, Gloria Nathan, Ryan O'Reily (Oz), Ray Mukada, Tim McManus, Carlo Ricardo, John (Oz), Carlos Martinez Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon, Alternate Universe - Canon, Angst, Canon-Typical Behavior, Underage Drug Use, Underage Sex, Underage Drinking, Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Casual Sex, Friends With Benefits, POV Alternating, Canon-Typical Violence

He got his necklace back.

To be honest dr.Nathan would have given it to Chico.

Translation: [sir Alvarez, tell me who scarred your cheek ? Is it a knife or is it from god.]

I had to bring the flower thing to this world too hhhh but here it’s more of Chico being cute and that :}