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Kohgan for your dash, with @mightiestbanana <3

" And you, ne vehvi, don’t think I’ve forgotten about you— " Kohga holds up a small bundle for his husband to take. Inside is a specially carved mask made solely for Kamai, along with a pair of Yiga styled earrings that resemble boar tusks. There’s also another present atop that’s suspiciously shaped like a large bundle of bananas. Wonder what that could be.

" A little late to the party with this one… and you don’t have to wear it. " Kohga scuffs at the ground with a foot. " It’s merely symbolic. As you know masks are important to we Yiga, so uh… just wanted you to have one of your own. Lord Gan—" wow, he hasn’t used that one in a while, meanwhile his face has gone a brilliant crimson and the Yiga scratches sheepishly behind his neck in a rare display of… humility, is that?

" Ahem— Kamai, beloved moon to my stars….thanks for all you’ve done for me… a-and for all of us in the Yiga Clan. You’ve helped the Yiga achieve so much with our little alliance. It’s more than I…and all of them, could ever ask for. I’m… uh… well," somehow he’s become impossibly redder, cheeks puffing out like little apples. " You know…glad to call you my partner, partner. "

@mightiestbanana

Ah, the winter feast gift exchange; A delight every year, truly, for the Gerudo King--as it was expected that he should spend more time with those close to him. Which, he couldn't complain about; There was something so nostalgic about curling up with his sisters in front of the hearth, while their Mother read to them.

Naturally, they drank spiced wine and warmed ciders, rather than the milk porridge they used to...but Kamai can't find it in him to mind the little discrepancy.

There is an addition to the family festivities this year, of course.

Namely, his husband: Master Kohga, formerly of the Yiga clan, now merged to the Gerudo community to make the Yiga as a recognized people.

And how odd to think, now, that Kohga hasn't always been a part of this. How seamlessly he blends into their family, trading jokes with Ehani, switching to tech jargon with Reka, helping Mother Bosah in the kitchen and only stealing a few bites before the rest can eat--

It's a comfort in and of itself, the Gerudo King thinks.

When his twin starts to doze by the fire, held securely in their older sister's arms--Kohga asks for a minute of his husband's time; And he is correct in assuming that it is for their own, personal gift exchange.

Of course, the imported silks and painstakingly forged and woven wedding band he'd made pale in comparison to Kohga's gift. He knows the other is fidgeting nervously the longer he stands there, holding that box like fragile glass, too stunned to speak...

But what really puts the icing on this tender moment are the warm, small tears that run down Kamai's cheeks. Wordlessly, he sets the box down, first picking up and inspecting the earrings; His own set is discarded without thought, and those faux boar tusks are set in place, framing his face flatteringly.

Then the mask is lifted, and placed into Kohga's hands while his husband cradles his wrists.

"Will you help me put it on..?" He asks, his voice a quiet murmur, reserved for the two of them alone--and Kamai can't help but lean forward to press his lips to Kohga's forehead, not wanting to be too far from his lover.

Kamai doesn't need help to tie the mask into place; Anyone with eyes could see that. But this moment is special, and he'll be damned if he doesn't make his husband, his love, his songbird feel any less than treasured in this moment.

[I'M CRYING???? THIS IS THE SURPRISE GJSBFJD LATE CHRISTMAS GIFT SWEETEST ART I AM---AAAAAAAA!!!! AL ILYSM 😭😭💕💕 OUR OLD GAY MEN IN LOVE!!!!]

old men in love 💛❤️ (@ourowndemise)

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 🫣

jk it’s 🐰 💋

How Intimidating Am I?

Al, I will eat you 🤣🤣

Jkjk....unless /j 😘 Nah but you're one of my best friends and ilysm, no reason to be intimidated ever!!

commissioned by @battyccino of their Kohga design and our friend's Ganondorf design! c:

They love each other, your honor...

However, one lives to annoy the other. 🤣

My Ganondorf with Al's amazing Kohga @mightiestbanana <33

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He and his twin are either actively trying to kill each other (affectionate), or teaming up on their older sister. #justsiblingthings

While he's proud of his status because he earned it, and works hard to lead his people as King, he does sometimes miss the simplicity of waking up and doing whatever he wanted for the day. Ah, youth.

His handwriting has been perfected after constant use day in and day out, but starts to get smudged when he's running on fumes; He needs to eat or rest for a few hours to get his energy back.

He is capable of dying; One of the ways he can perish is simply starving his demon. Regular food doesn't quite fill him up like it should, as much as he eats it--so even if he tried to subsist only on cooked meals, he physically cannot.

Commission for @battyccino and their friend with their designs of Master Kohga and Ganondorf💕

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What else can he do but sigh exasperatedly and pinch his husband's cheek?

"Cease and desist immediately."

@ourowndemise replied : [Me? Crying. Kamai? Displeased. 🤣]

" What's that ? Oh, sorry, can't go giving away all your secrets now, can I ? Letting everyone know what a softie you are ? Not my fault you're my precious banana beau. " And there he goes, making disgusting kissy sounds.

Husban robes…. comfy…. 💤

He wants to be upset that this is where his robes have ended up...but he can't be. It's become too commonplace to see Kohga wrapped up tightly in his clothing, as comfortable as can be, and snoozing away in a warm corner of the palace.

So what else can Kamai do?

The Gerudo sighs, as he is want to do--and carefully scoops Kohga into his arms, carrying his husband back to their chambers. When he's placed the Yiga into their bed, his lips find the bold red tattoo across the other's forehead.

"....I'm going to need that back." Kamai speaks, quietly; More of a murmur, than anything.

And then he leaves, without his robe, knowing that he's whipped.

hi, i love dynamics that r like “we make each other worse” on the surface but when u look deeper it is actually just “we understand each other on a level that no one else does and nudge each other out of our typical comfort zone” which just circles around to “we make each other better”. it’s abt the accidental growth just by being in each other’s lives. idk

“Will you hold my banana, PLEASE?”

"No. You have hands."

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If looks could kill, Kohga should know he'd be dead thrice over at this point; Because his husband is a little stretched thin at the moment, with one of his daughters using his outstretched arm as a jungle gym--while the other arm is in the middle of signing what looks to be a document regarding a visit with the Zora.

"I am....a little....busy, husband." Kamai stresses through his teeth, still level enough to not scare the little Gerudo in the room with them, who is blissfully unaware and using her Father's shoulders as a stepping stone, with his hair wrapped around her little fist as an anchor.

@ourowndemise replied : "There is a desk. Right. *There*."

" Excuse me ?! Do you need a quick lesson on orientation because last time I checked you hold a peeled banana vertically and that desk is horizontal. You can’t just SIT a banana down like that and expect it to hold upright. That’s basic laws of physics !!! " oh, right, the modern world kinda lost all that ancient Sheikah knowledge heh— still, it’s not rocket science.

" I SAID PLEASE. What kind of sticker are you ?! I ASK YOU ONE THING AND THIS IS WHAT I GET. FINE, DON’T ask me to ever hold your banana again. "

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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

"Don't stop smiling. Thank you for reminding me of who I am. I love you. Don't sleep without a blanket. Stay here with me a little longer. I love you. You're working so hard. You're so good to me. I love you. Rest easy, I'm here. Stay. Stay. Stay. I love you. I love you."

"Hey… in case I haven’t told you lately… I love you!"

@mightiestbanana

The King, per usual, is at the desk in his study, reading--yet tonight, it is a favorite book of his, rather than any paperwork.

When he's interrupted from the pages, however, it takes him a second to react...but if one looked close enough, they would see a smile curling up the edges of Kamai's lips before he resumes reading.

"Mm. Thank you for the reminder, Songbird."

baking cake 🎂

“I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body, the sovereign nose of your arrogant face, I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes, and I pace around hungry, sniffing the twilight, hunting for you, for your hot heart, like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.”

— Pablo Neruda, from “I Crave Your Mouth, Your Voice, Your Hair”

me every time i write kohga and gan stuff for @ourowndemise :