Middle Schoolers Are Jerks - Tumblr Posts

Math teachers are just built different. I once had a math teacher who drank an entire mug full of white board eraser before realizing that it wasn't coffee

She came back the next day, unfazed by the fact that she nearly died

The only thing she was upset about was the unfortunate fact that she missed a date while she was in the hospital

I broke up with one of my friends who had no sympathy for her and even said that he wished he had gotten to see her when she started puking

That same year the english teacher was pregnant for half the year and on maternal leave the other half