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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY BABYS

Kid Day: Mom what do I do if someone hits me at school?

MJ: you tell the teacher she is the authority

Day: b-but Suppose that--

MJ: "Suppose" where you got that word from?

Day: Mother!

MJ: okay okay

Day: Suppose she doesn't believe me what do I do?

MJ: If the teacher doesn't believe you...

MJ crouching down to eye level: *whispers* don't tell daddy I said that but if she doesn't believe you then you go to that sly kid...

MJ: and it hits her face

Peter: Do you like me, like romantically?

MJ married to him for 7 years with a baby May: …

MJ, after a Grudgby match: *heavy breathing* Whew, that was… huff… I need a moment. Can’t… remember… how to… breathe.

Gwen: *without thinking* Do you need mouth-to-mouth?

Gwen: *realizes what she just said*

Gwen: *chuckles nervously as she backs away slowly* Alright, see you guys, I’m gonna go die in a hole now!

Peter, after sacrificing himself:

MJ: please don’t be dead

MJ: please don’t be dead

MJ: please please please don’t be dead

Peter: i’m alive

MJ: i’m going to fucking kill you

MJ: You spent your entire life savings on dogs?

Peter: They’re golden retrievers, MJ. They retrieve gold. I did it for us.

MJ: at dinner with my family do NOT bring up politics

Peter: got it

*Later*

Mr Watson: so what are your political beliefs?

Peter, caught off guard, dropping fork in surprise: w-well i, think uh, pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he, uh, if he had a gun

MJ: you shouldn’t have any children if you’re going to abandon them! because we keep thinking it’s our fault our whole life!!!

Miss Watson: please michelle don’t play the victim on me. what a weak justification

Miss Watson: “oh i’m anorexic because i’m adopted” “cheats on my wife because i wasn’t breastfed”

Miss Watson: everyone has an apology for their shitty behavior

Peter: and what’s yours?

Miss Watson: excuse me?

Peter: what’s your apology for being shit?

MJ in thought: god i love this boy

Mj: I’m having conflicting feelings about my mother again.

Peter: Wanna go shout curse words at her grave?

Mj: ...yes

Peter Parker and Michelle Jones—Watson matching icons.

PETER + MJ in SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts

happy birthday to the one and only mj watson 🥹 ilysm 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

we're gonna get through this, and we're gonna get through it together.

PETER & MJ SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts