Micheal The Distortion - Tumblr Posts
throat of delusion incarnate.. or whatever...
favourite pastime: ignoring the fact Micheal is dead
05/23/24 michael distortion art for my first tumblr post <3
favourite pastime: ignoring the fact Micheal is dead
you KNOW the eldritch!Apollo brainrot is bad when you start associating him with micheal the fucking distortion in your head
antique barbie boutta tell me she’s not a who archivist, she’s a what.
sometimes i like to think of micheal as a 2D figure that is kinda projected onto walls
the quality was eaten but kinda like this but obviously he like distorts and whatnot
*rises from the water* hello have any of you considered the wonderful and funny possibilities that arise when you wake up one day and decide to ship Micheal the distortion / Martin blackwood
my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.