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2 years ago

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3 years ago

(in)correct Bnha quotes Prt. 4 --キリトリセン--

(in)correct Bnha Quotes Prt. 4----

at a sleepover Reader, talking about their crush: "I dont want to be too graphic, but I want him to crush my throat, snap my back and hide my body" Uraraka: "Same girl, periodt" Yaoyorozu: "Yall need Jesus❤️" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ Ashido: " I love going as Zombies for Halloween" Sero: "How do you do that?Just not wear any concealer?🤡" Ashido:"6ft under the ground would really suit you rn♥" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ former Todoroki:I make loneliness✨look cute. Maybe I´m born with it, maybe its the clinical depression"

☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ Kirishima: "What that mouth do?" Bakugou: "Argue" Midoriya: "mutter mutter mutter" Mina: "Talk shit and complain" Reader: "Imma Eat" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆

Bakugou: "The only time I´m totally chill is at yoga or hiking" Sero: "So youre trying to say that the whole other time youre whimsical and fun?" Kaminari:"-wait are we going to ignore the yoga part?" Bakugou: "You always have to open your damn mouth" Kirishima:" yes Denki, we are" Sero: "What´s that supposed to mean?!" Ashido: "I wonder if he knows the updog" Bakugou: "I won´t fall for that"


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