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I'M MAKING LIKE A MARAUDERS SERIES OF INCORRECT QUOTES AND MICROFICS BC I' BORED AND OBSESSED WITH THEM (and I probably should be studying)
Soooo... It's more like an AU thing, everyone survives war, Voldy is dead and they're all happy and gay.
It's mostly focused on raising Harry and Luna. James is with Regulus, Lily is in a relationship with Mary and Pandora (Xeno is Panda's ex, but they're besties). They all live in a big house in Godric's hollow. Lily and Reg have a bookshop-cafe (Remus is a waiter) James is a Quidditch professional. Pandora and Sybill do experiments with spells, potions etc. and write articles to Quibbler. Peter (Sybill's partner) owns a bakery, where James helps him when he retires from Quidditch. Mary and Sirius have a gay bar in town (Mary is a waiter/singer and Sirius is a bartender). Marlene, Dorcas and Emmeline live in London and are aurors. Barty and Evan sometimes help out in both cafe and bar (they're not allowed into Pete's bakery after the flour and milk incident).
Reg, Lily and Panda are animagi, Lily is a ginger cat, Panda is a bunny and Reg is aaaaa... BLACK CAT! (I'm being very original again).
Sirius is genderfluid and uses all pronouns, Panda uses also uses any except for he/him, Remus and Reggie are transmasc, Mary is transfemme, Xeno uses they/them, Peter he/they
Pandora is Evan's twin
I think that's it for now.
Lily*making coffee in her cafe-bookstore*
James and Panda *running in, panicking*
James: Lily! There's a BIG problem!
Lily: What happened?!
Panda: Someone kidnapped the kids.
Lily: What?! WHO??
James: We're not sure. We went to pick them up from school, yk and the teacher told us that someone picked them up a few hours ago!
Lily: Wait - It wasn't me, or any of you, or Reggie, cause he's been here the whole day... *grabs the phone* Hello Mary, did pick up the kids early today?
Mary: No, why? Are they missing???
Lily: Yes
Mary *to Sirius* take my shift, my kids are missing* to Lily* I'll be there in five
Lily: Mary will be here soon. But ab the kids, this was probably one of our friends...
Reg*coming out of the kitchen* What's going on?
James*explains everything*
Reg: Shit, do you know if it was some of our friends, Idk, kinda sounds like Sirius
Mary*who already arrived* No, they were at the bar with me all day.
Panda*has a realization* Oh, they're dead for this *grabs the phone* Evan Rosalius Rosier!!!
James *whispers to Reg* his middle name is Rosalius?
Panda: Harry and Luna better will be here in 10 minutes and you two have some good explanation!
Ten minutes later
Evan and Barty*a bit scared*
Harry and Luna*happy kids*
Lily: Oh Merlin, I'm so glad that you're ok.
Regulus: And YOU! What were you thinking?! To take away OUR kids without telling us a WORD!!!
James: Where did you even go?
Harry: Cheeseburgers!😁😁😁
Barty: Kids eat for free at McDonald's today, so we kinda let them buy us shit.
After that, Barty and Evan were yelled at by all of them for 20 minutes each parent and weren't allowed to pick up the kids from school anymore.