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The fact that Martin cried over Abby’s death in the book just hits different
EVERYONE FUCK OFF LOOK AT WHAT I OWN
Things noted
Martin is described as talking like a kid or a mentally challenged person
He is ghostly white and scrawny, 5’10
Martin’s family is most likely Romanian
He lived with his uncle Palonis (described as a gypsy) in Indiana
HE PUSHED A BODY OUT A TRAIN WINDOW
He really likes candy bars and candy in general
He tried to put makeup on a dead woman and failed miserably
His mothers name is Elena Bulyaress
She killed herself because she couldn’t bring herself to kill Martin
Martin is described as a very gentle speaker
He practices magic tricks and has a how-to-draw book
Didn’t have a formal education, had to practice reading and writing
“Sheepish doe-eyed boy”
Cuda puts a rotten egg in his mouth and spits it out on Martin’s forehead
Christina is a secretary
He likes hot dogs with mustard, relish, and fried onions
He also likes orange crush
Cuda felt guilty for letting Martin go to the city all by himself
MARTIN BROKE INTO A HOUSE WHILE NAKED
HE BEAT UP A MAN. WHILE NAKED
AND A WOMAN
Got his drugs from his uncles nurse
Cuda wanted Martin to push him off a ladder
Martin actually thought about how easy it would be but decided not to (bruh)
He liked having a crowd watch him do his magic tricks!!
His fathers name is Rudy Mathias
Martin lied about being a virgin
BRO COULD NOT HANDLE THE COUGAR SHE ATE HIM ALIVE
“Funny little squeaky voice”
He likes his hair stroked
He cried when Mrs. Santini killed herself
Mrs. Santini’s name is Abby
Marty…..
