Mark Hoffman Saw - Tumblr Posts

asked my partner what their thoughts on hoffman were and all they said is that he’s slutty and also bleeding

adam is a depressed twink, larry is just depressed, mandy is a murder whore (in a good way), and john is just a disgusted face

asked my partner what their thoughts on hoffman were and all they said is that he’s slutty and also bleeding

watching saw 3 like “woah look, a detective guy with fat juicy lips! i sure hope he doesn’t become the main character of half the franchise!”

Shoutout to all my Mark Hoffman followers, I still hate him but congratulations on him finally having his hair styled properly

"You could kiss his lips and never touch his nose!" -my boyfriend when I admitted to finally falling victim to thinking Mark Hoffman is hot

Ladies and gentlemen of the Saw fandom, I have found myself intrigued by a rarepair, pray for me to escape this, I wanna stay where there is plentiful content 🥺

My brain desperately wants to ship Hoffman with someone but I can't because I'm a horny shipper and Mark Hoffman is such a bitchless entity to me. Sure you're a hot dude but also you do not get any play you freak he's never touched boobs no way.

POV: you are Mark Hoffman and you have just been chained up in the very bathroom that your captor once was locked in, where he had to saw off his own oot for survival

I love the scene in saw 3D where Lawrence just looks at his foot. ITS LITERALLY HIS SEVERED FOOT AND HE JUST LIKE GLANCES AT IT-