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Deep in the woods, far from civilization, a young soldier's labor progresses quickly. He's lucky to have a hand from his buddy.
Some college jocks enjoy a Saturday afternoon in the park. One of them is too big to sit at the picnic table, so he sits on the ground and downs an entire roasting pan filled with food.
While enjoying a day on the beach, a young man feels a strange twinge. He's worried that he's gone into labor several months early. Not to worry, a handsome paramedic checked him over thoroughly. Just a false alarm!
Thanks to hours and hours in the gym and lots of nutritious food, this guy is in top shape as he begins his eighth month. All that nutrition has helped his baby boy grow too quickly. It has run out of room on his lean body. His belly is forced to bulge out to the sides as the baby gets bigger and bigger.
One of those two happy guys is the other father. Whoever it is, they have great genetics to father giant babies.
The bartender was instantly drawn to this handsome pregnant guy. Fortunately for the bartender, this guy loves it when handsome men press a hand into his belly to feel the baby kicking.
After a long day at work, this young man is ready for a big dinner and a quiet night at home. He needs to rest up. In another month, he will be pushing for hours to birth this baby.
One dad sits on a stool while the other dad marvels at how big his baby has grown. He can easily feel his big head pressing outward directly underneath his hand. Hopefully the baby turns head down in the next month so they can enjoy the natural birth they've planned.
The flight attendant enjoys his break time by sitting next to this dashing college rugby player. The flight attendant desperately hopes to see him again before his due date in three months.
As he waits for the subway, he gives his back a break by leaning against the pole. He gave up sitting in the chairs -- it was too much work getting himself up and down with all that baby weight in his belly.
Hydration is very, very important when you're that far along in your pregnancy.
A drill sergeant is very pleased with his newest trainee's progress. His time is almost up. In the delivery room, the sergeant will be screaming orders to "push" for hours if necessary until this young man gets that big baby out.
A handsome college freshman works at the local grocery store to put himself through college. At the start of the school year, he met a strapping rugby player.
Needless to say, they hit if off.
Nine months later, it's time for summer break - except for the freshman, who won't be getting any rest when he delivers that baby in a few weeks. Definitely looks like that baby takes after his rugby dad.
This young man is enjoying a picnic. His baby rudely interrputed him. While taking a drink of water, his baby kicked so hard, the young dad nearly dropped the glass.
This poor young man figured he was just having a typical backache as he checked out his own groceries. Little did he know he was experiencing some excruciating back labor pains.
That should have been no surprise to him, given that he was eight days overdue.
Greg has been feeling "off" for the past three days. He's past his due date by a little over a week and can't wait for labor to start. He felt several twinges before starting his bartending shift.
Fortunately, his handsome coworker is the other baby daddy. He's feeling Greg's big belly to see whether his contractions are the real deal or just practice ones.
Unfortunately for Greg, looks like these are practice contractions. That baby needs to stay inside and grow some more.
Jake enjoyed wrapping his big, muscular arms around his boyfriend, Camron. It all happened so quickly. Jake was 23 and Camron was barely 19. They were pretty young to be dads. But they were both thrilled when they found out they'd be welcoming a baby boy.
Camron still has four months to go. Thanks to Jake's genetics, their doctor is certain the baby is going to be a bruiser. Hopefully Camron will still be "thrilled" to be a dad after he spends the better part of three days in labor birthing a twelve-and-a-half pound kid.
He's carefully watching for people who need help - but he's lucky to have plenty of coworkers on duty with him. He's in no shape to sprint into the water or swim a few hundred yards.
He couldn't drink beer during his pregnancy, so he missed all the beer pong and chugging contests with his frat bros. He couldn't resist showing off his chugging prowess for the newer pledges by downing a liter of water in less than four seconds.
The skin on his belly had already been stretched to the max prior to drinking that water. Chugging all that water forced him into new territory. He felt like his sides were going to split open.
The next day marked the appearance of some deep stretchmarks that increased in number and only got redder as his baby continued to grow. He regretted chugging all that water for his frat bros. But at least he and the baby were adequately hydrated.
This poor guy had to sit out his entire college football season this year, all because he had his own private "training camp" with one of the linebackers on the team.
He's kept his body in great shape, except for his belly, which is just about ready to burst under the pressure exerted by that linebacker's kid.