Mag 198 - Tumblr Posts

jon's ass is completely non existent which is why it hurt so much when he hit the ground on mag 198. there was nothing to cushion his fall

martin on the other hand was completely unharmed because he has a fat ass so he just gently bounced to his feet

im on the last three episodes of TMA…

i. am. terrified.

i already have a vague idea of the general concept of the ending but like… i refuse. just no. i humbly reject it. your honor, i object. that’s it. just no.

MAG 198 SPOILERS

the fact that Basira and Martin would much rather jump off a literal cliff than listen to Jon give a statement 😭😭

and Martin didn’t even WAIT for Basira to finish the countdown 💀

they have no right being this funny in the last. three. episodes.

Jon - 0

a literal cliff - 1

MAG 199 SPOILERS

“So we’re seriously holding up “let Jon become god” as a legitimate option???”

YES. THAT SOUNDS MUCH BETTER.

Annabelle Cane in MAG 198 - “and you’ll survive.”

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. ain’t NO WAY that Jonny and Alexander will let us be THAT happy.