Louis Attracting People Since The Dawn If Time - Tumblr Posts
I find it continuously hilarious in Fics where they narrate in Louis' POV about how he's attracted to Lestat even though white men aren't his preferred/usual type when in the motherfucking PILOT episode before we even meet Lestat we have this fuckery of scene:






This man was down to ride any dick I fear.

just fyi - i like all of the 3 main louis ships, but here is my current ranking of each:
danlou - true love, wholesome, heartwarming, they gave it all for each other, i love them so bad
loumand - hot, insane, sexy, fucked up, did i mention how hot they are, what if a housecat married a boa constrictor, canonically kinky
loustat - messy, opposites attract, was my otp (i only like lestat to the extent he's obsessed with louis), now i'm kinda bored, lifetime movie network couple, can't wait for them to fight again
lesmand and devil's minion do nothing for me - i don't care what these men do when louis isn't around