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𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒-

Sylus: If you want my advice-

Kieran: No offense, boss. But you’re the last person we want relationship advice from.

Luke: Yeah. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Sylus: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, she also tried to kill me.

MC: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.