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MICHAEL GRUBER SLID INTO YOUR DMS????? PLEASE ELABORATE????????????????????????
First, sorry for taking such a hot second to reply to you, anon! Second, YES HE ABSOLUTELY SLID INTO MY DMs.
So, a while ago, I made a Tiktok about my favorite Nonoffensive White Guys: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdqHm56v/ (no content warnings, just me throwing around photos of conventionally attractive white men.)
I cross-posted it over to Instagram, and eventually, I got this message:
Yes, that’s really his husband’s Instagram account and yes, he really did call himself “Michael Munkustrap Gruber” AS IF I DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHO HE IS, and yes, he did not comment on my comment that he made a whole generation of furries.
And that’s the whole story! I wrote back, lost my mind, and wished him and his husband a Happy Pride. Truly, I’m ready to die happy. 🌈
[Watching the beginning of episode 15 of Beyond Evil]
shaking, crying and throwing up right now
"I... will go to hell."
Take my money 😭
Take my heart
Take my soul
My emotions
how did i even fucking get here
just saw an ellie williams post that said “ITS THROBBING HER NAME IN MORSE CODE” and i have to say that was definitively the most hilarious thing ive ever seen typed out on anything ever. i just. i fucking love this site. what the fuck is wrong with these fuckers lol /lh
Okay I have been whining about this for a hot minute but I'm gonna whine about it again on here because I'm genuinely getting pissed off about it.
Why the hell are we getting ANOTHER Karate Kid sequel?
Besides the fact that we have three sequels and an ass reboot that was made fourteen years ago... WE ALREADY HAVE A SEQUEL TO THE OG KARATE KID!!!! The beginning of the end of Cobra Kai is literally about to start in about over a month from now and they're making this sequel as a "return of the original Karate Kid franchise" (this is verbaitm how it was described), as if the eight-year running, six season, 65 episode series they have been doing wasn't doing just that.
Another fun little nugget I found out while doing obsessive extensive research about this little wannabe CK film is that this film has no ties or connections to CK as of right now. Some of the actors from CK didn't even know that there was another Karate Kid movie coming out, and none of the characters from there or the old series are coming back. It's only Daniel and Jackie Chan's character from the reboot???
Jackie Chan???
If this is a "true" direct sequel to the og four TKK films, despite CK already holding that title and the reboot prior to this not being in the universe, y'all know what this means right?
They just retconned the existence of Cobra Kai. That means all of the character development for Daniel, Johnny, the og Cobra Kai guys, Silver, Kreese, Chozen, Ali, etc, as well as the existence of the new gen kids are not canon. Miguel, Robby, Tory, Sam and Anthony (Daniel's goddamn KIDS) are not canon and don't exist in the universe anymore.
This pisses me all the way off. And they pushed back the film until next year because they don't wanna interfere with the CK release. Why does that matter if the show isn't in the universe anymore anyway. PLUS, if you had released the film around the same time, more people would've gone to the theater.
Like what is this movie? Who is it for? Sony's only doing this because CK did well for TKK IP and they want more money. I feel like the 2025 film would've been better off if they had just made it a sequel to the 2010 reboot, which they were gonna do but scrapped it because Chan didn't like the script.
This is also just a lot more work for Macchio because what do you mean I gotta play two versions of my most popular character but they're not in the same universe?
This just reminds me of how shitty the situation with water in Crimea actually is.
So, some cool facts. Each summer hot water is getting turned off for around three weeks. For some "repair works". Another cool fact, that my mutuals may know. This year I didn't have hot water for over a month not for official turn off. According to official info, something was broken. (And it took them a whole month to fix). Is it reasonable to ask how they check shit?
And this is not the top of the circus. From September of 2020 to the May of 2021 we didn't have hot water at all. And the cold water often was turned off too. Eight fucking months without hot water at all. The fucking winter. (Yes, its pretty warm in Crimea, but we're still have temperatures around zero from time to time.)
And then we have river that is WHITE because of chemicals? And some people in Crimea say that they don't have water RIGHT now. It's extreme hot, mind me
okay but... rb this and tag it with your favorite haikyuu man and your top three kinks.
"you never come out of your bedroom!!" have you considered that I just don't like/feel comfortable around you guys.
no because why was it such a natural reaction
how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.
