Like I Got Them First - Tumblr Posts

So I was with my mom shopping at goodwill I’m basically there for emotional support And we mostly look at books and CDs And I’m walking past a shelf AND IM LIKE YOOOO!!!!!!! I run up to the sai sitting hooked on the shelf and eagerly picked them out And to my even bigger surprise These guys are HEFTY AND REAL! And I start freaking out and stuttering trying to show my mother I literally got so hyped that I started drooling no joke and my mom looks at me with huge metal things in my hands and is like and I start yapping And I put them in the cart after infodumping about these things And there’s an older couple standing close to me Giving me a dirty look I guess they were also looking at them But they didn’t make any moves sooo Like I got them first But they FOLLOWED US kind of i was being paranoid But if looks could kill I’d be dead Also I hate eye contact and these folks out here like a Wild West film