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@conanssummerchild you have infected my dash. I understand none of this, but I get the feeling you’ll enjoy it.
I walked past these socks at Walmart last week, thinking I'd shared them before, but I double-checked, and--nope! New designs!
I went to a craft fair that weekend and found Rick and Morty Croc charms. Never leave the house without Rick flipping you off.
Today, I thought I'd visit a mall about 40 minutes away that I haven't visited in years, thinking I might find some new merchandise. I drove all the way up there, and...nope. All the retail stores are gone. Apparently, the owners are redesigning the property as a restaurant/entertainment space.
Fuck!
Another mall sits nearby, but I rarely go there because they don't carry much Rick and Morty merchandise, either. They don't even have a Spencer's! But it's been a while, so I decided to give it a shot.
No luck. The only thing I liked is that their Hot Topic has the old brick entrance that I remember from my youth. I wish it still had the creepy sign, but I guess Hot Topic is less "goth" and more "nerd" these days.
I'd given up hope when I spotted a bootleg streetwear store. The one in a mall that I usually visit closed for some reason, so I thought I'd give it a shot. And boy, did it deliver!
I've posted some of these designs before, but I haven't done a streetwear roundup before, so...eh, fuck it.
These are definitely new:
This makes me extremely uncomfortable.
When the employee saw me taking pictures, he said "Do you like Rick and Morty?" I said "Yeah, it's a great show!" He showed me this design, which I've never seen with this text before:
I assume that the bros who wear this shirt are aware that Rick was jealous and wanted to marry Bird Person. They love homoerotic angst!
Anyway, let's all get high with Bart Simpson.
Or just get trashed in general. I guess Rick's hair DOES resemble a pot leaf...
Crossovers galore!
"Gangster" edits will never stop being funny.
A few miscellaneous shirts, including the classic--now with a new Dragon Ball Z-inspired logo!
Real Rick and Morty fans have a different "I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right" shirt for every day of the week, plus a few extras.
After that, I checked out the bootleg poster store next door and found a new illustration. I'm not sure if it's AI or not.
I've posted this design before, but I see it in EVERY bootleg sign store, and it cracks me up every time. It's just perfect.
"Come on, Morty! Let's drive around while we get blasted!"
Rick's wearing a goat necklace, so you know he's the GOAT. Certified loverboy? Certified portal traveler.