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so BECAUSE THAT ONE BATFAM FIC (YOU KNOW THE ONE) UPDATED I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM AND BECAUSE THIS IS GOTHAM NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID BATFAM FIC AND ONE OF THE COPS (I SWEAR HE LOOKED LIKE BRUCE WAYNES KID???) EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "IT UPDATED??!?" AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT USER JOKERSURVIVOR UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
My wife asked my son who his hero is, and this child says “IVY!!” so excitedly. We’re raising him to respect strong women AND the environment. I’m so proud, even if my wife is a little worried 😂💕
And here I thought it was going to be a boring week. Here’s to brushing teeth with bottled water
Anyone know who the rogue of the week is? Cuz my water is coming out green and we aren’t sure if it’s just Gotham Gothaming or if someone fucked with it
It’s one of the Wayne boys’ birthdays. Happy birthday kid who pretends to drink coffee
Getting moved to the main office has been so great, we’re doing an actual POTLUCK??? Like was I told not to touch Janette’s weird green “salad” because last time it made a few people start to grow leaves and speak backwards? Possibly. But everything else looks great and is PROBABLY safe!
Half of my block is missing. Not half of the people, half of the actual block, apartments and all. Which I could ignore except one of the buildings that decided to disappear is Mrs. Malley’s, and I might actually go rogue if I don’t get a coffee in the next hour.
At least the Chinese restaurant was left, because no one wants to actually cook dinner when Gotham is Gothaming.
There’s a lot of wonky stuff happening, even by Gotham standards. New rogue?
Anyone know why the power is out on this surprisingly clear and unstormy night? The hospital went dark an hour ago and that's... not supposed to happen.
I got hit with fear gas while I had a migraine and while, yes, I had to deal with like 30 minutes of absolute misery, MY MIGRAINE IS COMPLETELY GONE.
And really, what is a migraine but absolutely misery anyways?
So between the multiverses Ive noticed something— nightwing can have Batman on Tumblr or his siblings but it doesn’t seem like both. I think this is because his siblings all outed their identities for all of Gotham and the world to see and I feel like Batman would NOT approve, but it could be for any number of reasons.
I love when the Riddler or Poison Ivy are loose, because it’s the only time the skills my mother insisted on come in handy. Can my sisters or I cook or drive? Absolutely not, but I can solve riddles and shoot a bow and identify things in nature like it’s NOTHING.
Lmao and HELP THE GLORIFIED COPS?? Absolutely not, couldn’t be me
I love when the Riddler or Poison Ivy are loose, because it’s the only time the skills my mother insisted on come in handy. Can my sisters or I cook or drive? Absolutely not, but I can solve riddles and shoot a bow and identify things in nature like it’s NOTHING.
Let me know when you see them pop up on here because I’m making a list of how many different Nightwings there are to guess how many universes meet up here!
Robin showed up outside my window in a new costume and told me his name is Nightwing now and there's a new Robin and that Batgirl got hit by a truck and is the chair guy named Oracle now I don't know how to process this