Lgbt Memes - Tumblr Posts
My grandma: (talking about our coat) Put everything in the closet
Me: *whispering* But I just came out of it
My cousins: *dying of laughter because they know I’m a big homosexual*
My mom : *sees me watching you tube*
*She reads LGBT in the caption*
“IS tHis AbOuT LeSbiaNs”
Me, not so out of the closet: . . .
I am fucked
I asked your sexuality not prounces you stupid ass bitch
What's your sexuality
stupid
Son of a bitch,I'm in .
Random person : so are a boy or a girl ?
Nbs /trans : I'm a bitchè .
Part 4!
Look at my babies go- making friends and stuff 🥺
Whenever someone calls you woke, you should reply with "Nah, I'm sleep"
And then go honk mimimi honk mimimi
The Gays of the Galaxy
late pride month post, but i only joined tumblr recently and didn’t have time to make a cool post thing😭
🤎❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🤍
love you all, and happy pride my fellow lgbees <3
🩷💜💙
The Gays of the Galaxy
That's so neat though, you go random math teacher!
“i use them… whachamacallit… neuroprotons” -my math substitute, in their fifties, trying to explain e/e/ez pronouns
jokes aside really really cool to see an older person using neopronouns :3
My brother: I want the phrase "gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms" on a shirt so bad.
Me: that better be on a shirt or I'll sue.
My bro: ...who?? Who would you sue???
Me: THE BATHROOM COMPANIES
"All vampires are bisexual"
You know what that means😏...
Happy pride to Dr. Michael Morbius, the marvel legend.
It's morbin time!
Accurate
me: only portraying aspec characters as robots/aliens is harmful representation because it reinforces the idea that aro/acespec people are emotionless, cold, and less than human for not experiencing attraction
also me when i see a robot character actually experiencing attraction: GRRRRR give me back my emotionless asexual aromantic ‘doesn’t understand basic human emotions’ robot rep u fucking bastards!!! 😡
I just want to say: Moses had some fine lips in Prince of Egypt. They looked f i n e. They looked like the pillow versions of lips. Like pillowy thighs, but lips. They looked like desaturated Lip lollies and I'm all for it.
#homo
Don't forget, these things are also now considered gay:
The Aurora Australis
NGC 69
NGC 6969
Messier 69
Caldwell 69
The storms on Uranus
No questions please
In addition to Rainbows, the following phenomena are now Gay:
Solar Eclipses
Lunar Eclipses
The Aurora Borealis
Thunderstorms
Sunsets
Sunrises
Shooting Stars
The Rings on Saturn
I will not be taking questions, thank you
