Kuroo X Tsukishima - Tumblr Posts

Kuroo, about Tsukishima: You're never gonna see me at a debate team meeting again. This white kid started his argument with, "Riddle me this".

HEAR ME OUT, Kurotsuki Murder/Psychopath Husbands (their relationship is very healthy) Headcanons:

THIS IS YOU WARNING, VIOLENCE, MURDER AHEAD

Kuroo and Tsukishima met when Kuroo tried to kill Tsukishima

Tsukishima protected himself and tried to kill Kuroo

Tsuki was covered in blood and laughing, Kuroo fell in love right then

Tsuki plans it and Kuroo executes the plan, obviously each other’s alibi

Kuroo doesn’t like to torture his victims but if Tsuki finds their pain hilarious, he’ll do it all day

Tsuki knows Kuroo loves the color of blood, especially when he’s covered in it so when he does kill, he makes it as messy and violent as possible

Kuroo finds it really pretty, since his father sliced his mom open and stabbed himself in the throat, it’s a coping mechanism

He likes to be covered in it, it feels calming, so he’ll cover his arms in it and maybe his face, then Tsuki holds him (covering himself in the blood) and then they have sex

They were caught and sent to prison (it kinda goes into the DC world here, it helped inspire this),

They were kept together, lest they get out in search of their partner

If either gets out, everyone stays out of their way

Tsuki would run around, frantically searching for Kuroo, while he would have this mean look (head tilted down, hair covering his face, smiling) with his fists clenched, with a determined walk, like he knows where Tsuki is

By the time they reach each other, they are going to be covered in blood

When they do meet, they mostly hug and then quickly get out

They are usually sent back to a cell, eventually together (no one has any other problems with them after)

They are actually pretty nice and will sometimes protect the newer inmates if they like them, and get along well with everyone

They do become apart of the suicide squad and survive

They eventually do escape and don’t keep killing, they flee the country with Akaashi and Bokuto