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Teenage Kunikatai??
was giggling when I thought of this
right now kunikatai is so tragic omg
Kunikida x anyone who literally fits none of his requirements for a perfect partner
The overwhelming urge to make all of my favorite ships t4t
Last art dump for today!
I like to think that somewhere in the agency there's a little photo album of the members
It started as a Fukuzawa-Ranpo-Yosano family photo album but then a picture of kunikida got thrown in there and some of Katai.
Theres at least one picture of everyone. When looking through it it's pretty clear when someone new joined since there's so many of them for a bit and then it fades back into group pictures.
Kenji gives them some pictures of him as a kid on his farm. There's pictures of all of the major achievements each one did, entrance exams, first cases, katais last case of actually being there, a couple of birthdays and agency holiday parties. Atsushi and kyouka's wanted posters are in there. Dazais gets added after a while, but they struggled to track it down.
Maybe at some point they start gaining little pictures of the members lovers as well, a few of ranpo with poe (and Karl ofc) they manage to get one of Chuuya and Dazai, a really blurry one of Akutagawa and Atsushi.
They're one big, happy, complicated family and it's great.
I have so many kunikatai headcanons so I thought I'd share them!
-they met in middle school
-started dating first year of high-school
-got married(illegally, kunikidas idea) in the autumn following graduation
-it was a very small wedding, consisting of the two of their parents, and a few friends from school
-it was in katais favorite Cafe, a very small place that not many people know about
-they don't live together for safety reasons
-only yosano, ranpo, and fukuzawa know
-kunikida doesn't often wear his wedding ring in fear if it getting damaged
-sometimes katai will force him to play various video games with him
-kunikida really likes stardew valley and similar games
-kunikida let's katai braid his hair sometimes
-katai sucked at first but he's surprisingly good now
-T4t kunitai
-kunikida had a 'rebellious phase' type thing in high school
-and a short emo phase in middle school
-his teachers liked him for being a smart student but hated how often he got in trouble
-he would beat up anyone who made fun of katai
-katai would always tell him not to bother doing that but would absolutely do the same if anyone made fun of kuni
-kunikida helps katai cut his hair
-katai visits the agency one day and ends up telling everyone about kunikidas high school years
-everyone is absolutely shocked (minus ranpo ofc)
-kuni frequently gets kicked out of libraries for arguing with the librarians over how the books are arranged
-They meet at the school nurses office!!-katai had a very bad panic attack and kuni got into a pretty bad fight
-school nurses kinda suck tbh so kuni helps katai with his panic attack
-they become good friends after that
-or they could meet in a school counselors office for the same reasons
-they'd probably bond the same way too bc school counselors suck more than school nurses(Like seriously though, once my old school counselor told me that I was being selfish/a selfish person for being suicidal)
-kunikida is totally the type of guy to just throw random compliments into any sentence he can
-katai let's kunikida sit under his futon with him
-pillow forts!!!!!!
-autistic kunikida
-katai does his best to help
-like, talking for him as best he can when kuni goes nonverbal
-and offering him looser clothes when his feel bad
-MOVIE DATES!!!!
-And arcade dates!!
-Kunikida frequently has to drag Katai away from those because he keeps destroying little kids in games
-Dazai and Chuuya were on an arcade date of their own and ran into them once
-it turned into a double date where Katai tried to beat Dazai at every game possible and the other two just watched and cheered a lil
-katai hates pda
-kunikida also doesn't like it much, he thinks it's weird and unprofessional
-they cuddle a lot at home tho
-they both confessed at the same time
-kunikida said that he had something very important to tell katai
-katai said that before that he had something to give kunikida and hands him a letter
-kuni reads the love letter and is just like.."i...I was going to say the same thing.." and looks away blushing
-kunikida proposed
-he took katai out to a very small Cafe that hardly anyone knew about
-they ordered food and talked a bit and once katai got comfortable being there he proposed
-katai obviously said yes
-they got married (illegally) a few months later
-Katai said that he loved kuni first
-kunikida would have said it but he got too nervous about making katai uncomfortable
-katai didn't mean to say it but it accidentally slipped out
-Katai has social anxiety
-Kunikida helps as best he can, bringing Katai things so he doesn't have to go out and talk to people as much
-He still forces katai outside
-They go on walks every evening or so
-Kunikida does most of the cooking
-Katais not bad at cooking, but he just doesn't
-They lay in bed and listen to music together
-When kunikida was a teacher Katai would stop by and bring him lunch after his missions sometimes
-Kunikida taught advanced middle schoolers algebra and paet timed at the agency after
-his students were shocked when they found out
-Kunikida got arrested for protesting and breaking off those spikes cities put up to prevent homeless people from sleeping a lot
-Katai bailed him out every time
-Kuni became pretty decent friends with a couple of other people who frequently got arrested for similar things and some of the cops who repeatedly arrested him
I probably have more but that's all I can think of right now!
So fanfic idea, Port Mafia around the world.
Called Port Mafia around the world, Where the story is told in Kaji's perspective.(my favorite lemon boy) and his time with the port mafia.
•Its about how all the port mafia doing theor job overseas and even disguising themselves.
I created different crime organizations in different countries with powerful ability users some are even stronger than chuuya.
•But also explores the friendships between Akutagawa, Kaji, And Chuuya. (Which are like the main 3 in the show)
•So like in one chapter we have a mafioso from France, Her name is Annie (i thought it would be funny to call her that after seeing Chuuya dance like Michael jackson in BSD wan).
•She has blue hair and purple eyes, And her ability is called "Titan" where she can make herself bigger.
(This may or may not be refrence of attack on titans tho)
•One of the chapters would probably feature Q, As he needs to under cover as a student to find one of the rival mafia boss's daughter. While he is undercovering as normal student, he makes some friends who are also orphans and they call themselves the "tiny mafia."(but i might change this)
•The next idea in this, Project Fumi, Fumi is a little girl who was running away from the government because they were experimenting on her and ran in to Chuuya asking for help. Chuuya takes her in and the develop a father and daughter relationship.
She ends up dying by sacrificing herself so chuuya could live (evil laughter).
•Then its Mafia in the jungle, Where its like jumanji, (probably the 1st episode) where they're mission is to steal red ruby in the jungle. I say this because i love Koyou's explorer outfit. I kinda wanted to draw it before writing this but nah.
•Next episode, Would probably be funny one for my skk shippers. Where Shirase gets a gf and wants to take in the festival in Yokohoma.
•He and Chuuya rekindle and he askes Chuuya if he is still single. In which Chuuya lies, And no, and that he has gf. So Shirase invites Chuuya to double date.
(Reason why he lied is because Dazai decided to tag along, and was about make fun of him for being single)
This can go two ways:
1) Dazai calls Chuuya out on his lie, Chuuya gives in and admits his lie. But, Dazai decides to dress up and be Chuuya's fake girlfriend for the festival/double date.
2) Chuuya calls Annie, Askes her to be his fake gf. She accepts. But on the day of the festival, Dazai decides fo surprise Chuuya by being his fake gf.
So he introduces himself as Chuuya's gf buy Annie who came in late, Also introduces herself as Chuuya's gf. So these two have to pretend to be in polygamous relationship.
But then, More girls from different crime organizations that the port mafia have an alliance with comes in and claim to be Chuuya's gf and everything is just a mess. 😂
•The other chapter would be mafia in paradise (which is either going to be one of the first chapters or a seperate fanfic.)
But this one takes place after the current arc. Natsume decides to thank the PM and The ADA fot saving th city by paying for their trip in a tropical resort.
The mafia needs to be roomates with ADA members.
So
Fukuzawa is roomates with Mori
Chuuya roomates with Dazai
Atsushi roomates with Akutagawa
(These are funny especially when it comes to shower time, Mori takes a Looong time in the shower just to piss off Fukuzawa.
Fukuzawa: "you've been in there for 45 minutes, Get out! Already! "
Mori:" i am not with my 50 steps skin care routine so have some patiences"
Fukuzawa:"50 STEPS?!"
He doesn't but its funny.
And when Chuuya takes a bath, Dazai breaks in his bath and takes a bath.
Chuuya (relaxing) : Aaaah...this is the life,
Dazai: tell m about it
Chuuya: WHAT THE- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHTUB!
Dazai: relax chuuya~ we use to take bath like these together all the times.
Chuuya: Why You-
And Atsushi forcing Akutagawa to take bath.
Akutagawa running from Atsushi, While Atsushi has a spray of water, soap and a bath towel. And chasing akutagawa around to take a damn bath.
And Kunikida is roomates with Katai.
Where he just talks all day on how he needed to deal with Dazai and his annoying ex Partner. And Katai just silently listens to him. While forcing himself to make soup dumblings for Kunikida. (He gets depressed because he burnt them, but Kunikida eats them anyway because of their besties)
And Yosano is roomates with Koyou, Which she hates because Koyou is loyal to Mori. How can anyone be loyal to someone like that?
Q is with the Kenji, While Kyouka is with Higuchi and Gin and Naomi.
Tachihira and Horitsu are with Tanizaki and ranpo.
•Tachihira does meet Yosano, And Yosano sess that Tachihira looks like the boy she met long time ago. (Tachi's brother).
•But that's basically the rundown of paradise.
I also plan to write a backstory Kunikida and Katai, How Kunikida was adopted in to the Yakuza family, met Katai because he was being bullied at age 12.
(In the Kunikida and Katai LN, They met at age 12 but they never told us how.)
And they became besties for 10 years, Katai joined The ADA for Kunikida ( Katai joining the ADA kunikida, is actually in the LN between them)
But, it was never specified why he left ADA.
In my headcanon, Katai left because he felt like burden to Kunikida and felt like he couldn't protect him as a partner.
"Katai looks at Kunikida and smiles"Thank You". Before pushing Kunikida out the building. the building explodes and goes up in flames
Kunikida lands in the water, watching the building go up in flames. He joined the agency to save lives, and yet he hasn't saved any, He couldn't even save his own best friend. "
(Yeah, Imma find a way to traumatize Kunikiiiidddaa-kuuuun more)
Damn i wish i was better at writing XD.
YEESSS!!
A Pretty much rushed art cuz i need to sleep and i have work tomorrow :'(
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Spoiler 117
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It's basically Katai looking by the city cameras on his monitor while he can't do anything for his friend who's dying.
3AM shenanigans just because I can
Dazai, who snuck Chuuya in his bag: *Drinking or re-enacting scenes from Jane Eyre with Kunikida who lost a bet* Yosano, with Kouyou: *Snuggling/sleeping/watching The Woman in Black* Atsushi, with Akutagawa after Kyouka left the room: *Playing UNO but Akutagawa doesn't know how to play* Kyouka, with Kenji: *Watching a documentary about Cows, Bunnies, and Birds* Ranpo, with Poe: *Terrorizing the Kitchen/attempting to bake* Kunikida, when he's not losing bets, with Katai: *Attempting to make Katai look presentable/sleeping*
ELSEWHERE IN THE CITY Nikolai: *Crawling out of a large grave*
HELLO??? WTF?? THIS IS CRUEL??
A Pretty much rushed art cuz i need to sleep and i have work tomorrow :'(
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Spoiler 117
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It's basically Katai looking by the city cameras on his monitor while he can't do anything for his friend who's dying.