Kny Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Fumiko : Kokushibou, can you help me cut these onions?

Kokushibou : Sure

Kokushibou : * All six eyes tearing up as ne cuts the onions*

Fumiko : Oh no! I forgot about this! Are you okay?

Kokushibou : I -- I can't see -- it hurts -- * reaches out and brushes his fingers on Fumiko's eyes*

Fumiko : * starts tearing up* * rubbing her eyes*

Douma : *enters the room* Gasp! Fumiko-chan! Why are you crying?!

Fumiko : Douma! I can't see! * Reaches out and touches Douma's eyes*

Douma : * starts sobbing **rubs his eyes*

Akaza : * enters the room* Wha-- Douma, what did you do to make Fumiko cries?! And why is Kokushibou crying as well?!

Douma : * presses his fingers onto Akaza's eyes*

Akaza : Holy sheet -- * starts crying *

Muzan : * enters the room* * sees the top three Uppermoons and Fumiko crying*

Muzan :

Muzan : What the fricky frack happened you maggots?

Muzan : Not you, Fumiko, you're my princess.

Fumiko : Who wants some kisses?

Douma : Me! ME!

Fumiko : *gives him a pack of Hershey's Kisses chocolate*

Douma : ...

Kokushibou : *thinking he'd get some chocolates too* can I have some kisses?

Fumiko : Sure!

Fumiko : *grabs Kokushibou to her level and kisses his six eyes each one at a time*

Fumiko : Gotta go! See ya!

Kokushibou : ...

Douma : ...

Douma : ...why?

It's official, I am shipping Kokushibou and my OC

Douma : I can stuff 10 Nazra's curry puff pastry into my mouth.

Kokushibou : You're a hazard to society

Fumiko : I thought you demons can't eat humans' food?

Nazra : I hate food wasting so you better finish those curry puff pastry, Douma, or I'll forbid you to enter my restaurant again.

Akaza : Does that apply to all of us including Fumiko?

Nazra : No, only Douma.

Akaza : Douma, you coward, do 20.

Douma : Oh! I knew it! You all really do love me! Even to the point you made a fanclub of me! 🥰🥰😘😘🤩🤩

Akaza, Shinobu, Kanao & Inosuke, holding a sign of ' Douma Hate Club, requesting more members ' : * Make a deadpan expression *

Random KNY OC moments

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* Nazra, after closing her restaurant and is on her way home *

Nazra : 🎵 Making my way, downtown, walking fast -- 🎶

Nazra : *smells something flowerly*

Nazra : WaLkInG fAsTeR

( When you smell something with flower and nice scent, there's a possibility something else is with you )

( Also, Nazra has sixth sense )

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Kokushibou, to Fumiko : I heard you like bad guy. I am bad at everything.

Kokushibou : *winks with his two eyes closing only from different sides*

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Akaza : Tell me one thing about your religion, Nazra.

Nazra : Islam was the first religion to give women's rights of inheritance.

Akaza : *tearing up* Beautiful

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Douma : If tomb pronounced as 'toom', and womb pronounced as 'woom', shouldn't bomb pronounced as 'boom'?

Fumiko : Douma, I love you, but it's 3 in the morning and I need sleep.

Douma : And I need answer.

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Nazra : Have you see the tv remote?

Sanemi : I don't.

Nazra : *Squints here eyes* Get up from your seat.

Sanemi : Wha -- you don't believe me?

Nazra : You can trust your friend as much as you like, but there is no trust when it comes to finding the tv remote. Get.Up.Now.Shinazugawa.Sanemi.

Kokushibou : You have potential.

Akaza : You could be stronger if you just...eat more.

Douma : I know you want to. Humans are bound to be curious.

Tamaki Amajiki : * Starts to cry* Who are you people

Muzan : Join us, child, become stronger.

But for real, imagine what Tamaki could do if he...eats people.

Tsugikuni twins as 🌞Incorrect quotes🌝 part 2

Kokushibo: texting Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk. Kokushibo: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now. Yoriichi: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

Yoriichi: Why can’t we all just get along? Kokushibo: Because most of us are assholes, Yoriichi.

Yoriichi: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Kokushibo: Please, just say fuck.

Kokushibo: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers. Yoriichi: Kokushibo, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

Yoriichi: We have fun, don’t we, Kokushibo? Kokushibo: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Kokushibo: I have issues. Yoriichi: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Kokushibo: With you.

Yoriichi: Kokushibo, why are you crying? Kokushibo: This book is so sad!! Yoriichi, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Kokushibo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Yoriichi: You and me! Kokushibo: tearing up Ok.

Kokushibo: What's this? Yoriichi, hugging Kokushibo: Affection! Kokushibo: Disgusting. Kokushibo: …Do it again.

Kokushibo: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. Yoriichi: What are you passionate about? Kokushibo: Sleeping.

Yoriichi: You tricked me! Kokushibo: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.

Yoriichi: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS! Kokushibo: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?

(bluds innocent.. Must protect)

Kidnapper: We have your child Yoriichi: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Yoriichi: thats my brother...

Kokushibo: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Yoriichi: How can you still say that? Kokushibo: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Yoriichi: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Kokushibo: Voldemort? Yoriichi: No. Kokushibo: Is it Voldemort? Yoriichi: It's not Voldemort. Kokushibo: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

@koku-shibou @ask-yoriichi

KNY Incorrect quotes#41 Your betrayal...

Kyojuro: Sunshine, please no. I love you...

Demon!Y/n: I'm sorry, I have to...

Kyojuro: Please Sunshine, I'm begging you!!!

Kyojuro: after all, we've been through together?!WE HAVE A FAMILY!?! WE GOT FOUR CHILDREN!!!

Demon!Y/n*Looks at him with sorrow but avoids looking into his eyes* I'm sorry...

Demon!Y/n: *places a 4+ card*

Demon!Y/n: uno.

KNY Incorrect quote#5 Dandelion Baby

Hashira!Y/n*Lecturing Uzui for hinting Zenitsu is an ugly crossdresser with a glare*STUPID MAN THING!?

Zenitsu*Holding your hand smiling then looking up at your angry face...and copying your frown*S-SUCH A TERRIBLE MAN THING!

Hashira!Y/n*Looks at Zenitsu,Smiles picking him up in arms and kissing his cheek*Aww~My Sweet baby dandelion~

Zenitsu*Giggles at the affection*Hehe...

KNY Incorrect quotes#27 Kidnapped

How Hashira You got kidnapped...and was forced to be killed in a theater-like way by Douma for Muzan and Kokushibo to witness

Douma"Who is this terrible ugly fiend who so rudely intervened?"

Upper and Lower Moon dance in from the wings, The Lower Moons "Will Charming fight? Or will he flee?"

Daki*Was cast as the princess demon*"Oh please, rescue me!"

Lower Moons*Singing* "From this monstrosity!"

Douma takes a dramatic pause and sings in an ultra-high voice of a castrato

Douma "Fear thee not Honey Lamb! I will slice this thing up like a HAM!"

Hashira!Y/n*Rolling eyes*Oh boy

Douma relishes the moment, pulling out your Nichirin sword and aiming it at Your chest, Douma's voice climbs even higher

Douma: You are about to enter a world of pain with which you are NOT-FamiliaAAAAAAR!

He holds the last, highest note. You wince, Goblets, Muzan's glasses, a daki's glass tiara, and her glass pearls all break in the audience, Douma smiles, and You look at him with contempt.

Hashira!Y/n: Well it can't be any more painful than the lousy performance you're giving

The audience laughs at Your remark, and Douma is thrown by their reaction. From a trap door underneath the stage, Gyutaro tries to help Douma out by feeding him his next line

KNY Incorrect quotes#28 Men sizes

Gyutaro*Wanting this to be over*"Prepare foul beast"

He clears his throat and tries to get back into character.

Douma"Prepare foul beast, your time is done!"

Hashira!Y/n*Smirks* Oooh, if you don't mind could you kill me, and then sing?

The Upper and Lower moons laugh, Douma gets in your face

Douma: Be quiet!

Hashira!Y/n: Oh, come on, I'm just havin' fun with ya. That's actually a very nice leotard~

Douma*Smiles proudly* Thank you~

Hashira!Y/n: Do they come in men's sizes?

Everyone...EVERYONE starts to laugh

Muzan*Is actually chuckling* He, he- Now that be funny~

The crowd laughs again, You smile, enjoying how you screwing up the show

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KNY Incorrect quotes#27 Kidnapped

How Hashira You got kidnapped...and was forced to be killed in a theater-like way by Douma for Muzan and Kokushibo to witness Douma"Who is

Y/N: I really like this whole ‘good girl, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Obanai: It’s not an act, It’s just that I’m mean and Mitsuri isn’t

Tanjiro, about Y/N: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Inosuke: Are we stealing them?

Zenitsu: New or used?

Tanjiro: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Zenitsu: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. 

Y/N: You're like 15 years old 

Zenitsu: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Y/N: I fell— 

Shinobu: From heaven? 

Y/N: No, I literally fell— 

Shinobu: In love with me the moment you saw me? 

Y/N: MY ARM IS BROKEN! 

Shinobu: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Y/N: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? 

Rengoku: Oh, I'm always running 

Y/N: The question is from what

Y/N: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Giyuu: Okay, but in my defense, Sanemi bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Y/N: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Urokodaki: Sabito, Giyuu, I left instructions for you two while I'm gone.

Sabito: But... Mine just says "Sabito, no".

Giyuu: ...

Urokodaki:

Urokodaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Y/N: Let me show you a picture from....last night...that really upset me...

Giyuu: Okay, but in my defense, Sanemi bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Y/N: That’s not what I wanted to-....you drank SHAMPOO?!

Tanjiro: Dammit, Inosuke !

Inosuke : What?! It wasn’t me!

Tanjiro: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Zenitsu!

Zenitsu: Not me either.

Tanjiro: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Y/n: *Slowly whistles*