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This is so the smiling critters-

The second chapter of my Smiling Critters Oneshots! This one is Kickin x Bubba

I need more Kicken X Bubba headcannons please..

Kickin definitely keeps making nests with his blanket and pillow whenever he sleeps over at anybody's house.

After Kickin finishes molting, Bubba keeps a few feathers for himself.

While Kickin isn't really into reading or math, he has proven to be quite smart as well. Bubba often reminds him of this, which flatters him.

Whenever Kickin loses a challenge to Hoppy, his feathers will start fluffing up in anger. Bubba will comfort him and ask "Did she ruffle your feathers again?"

Kickin finds it cute when Bubba sneezes. He makes little trumpet sounds because of his trunk.

Bubba does his best to make sure his tail doesn't wag too much whenever he's being affectionate. He feels embarrassed by it. In order to be even, Kickin wags his tail as well.

Yandere! Bubba X Kickin... Please..

I didn't know if you meant just Bubba being the yandere, so I did Kickin as well

One thing you have to know is that Bubba reads books and learns new things for fun. So it won't be suspicious for him to read books on anatomy, blood vessels, or veins. With his knowledge of those subjects, he can easily perform murder with little blood shed. But, Bubba did just discover how fun dissection could be, so he might...get a little carried away.

For Kickin, I imagine him having a short temper whenever it comes to random people being interested in Bubba. And it makes sense. Bubba's intelligent, polite, tall, and strong. Who wouldn't want a piece of that? Unlike Bubba though, he's more reckless and keeps making a mess, making him need to think smarter and actually plan things out.

⚠️ Blood Warning ⚠️

Happy Easter 🐣

Those nesting instincts really be KICKIN in, huh?

What you do think Kickin (and maybe Hoppy idk) thinks about Easter? Being a chicken n’ all.

KickinChickin has to be kept away from the plastic eggs or else his instincts will kick in and those plastic eggs will end up in a blanket nest and under his butt

And Hoppy is like “Why is nobody concerned about a random guy getting candy to children?”

Worst part is, Bubba gets those ideas constantly because Kickin just says the most out of pocket crap on the regular, and Bubba has a dirty mind.

Random Headcanon

Bubba's light bulb lights up and goes *ding!* whenever he has an idea.

Oooooh! @blythebewitched and @blues-of-randomness got me cooking up a StarStudent AU!

Kickin/Bubba/Bobby/Crafty/DogDay/CatNap/Picky/Hoppy

"Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?"

"Y-you were putting it in COLD water?????"

"Kickin. Answer the question Kickin."

"Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that Critters just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason."

"You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???"

"Why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To boil it?"

"Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove??"

"It takes less than a minute!"

"Honey Bun, is your stovetop powered by the FuCkInG sUn?!?!"

"How long does it take you guys to boil a cup of water on the stove?!"

"Like 7 minutes!!"

"Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like, 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan."

*crying* "You're putting the whole mug on the stove???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted."

"Every single Critter in this friendship is a fucking lunatic."

"Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!?!"

This is so the smiling critters-