Keeping This For Future Reference For Whenever I Need A Reason For Billy To Be Stubborn - Tumblr Posts

'why hasn't Batman adopted Billy Batson yet'

- Billy has already been adopted by his long lost twin sister Mary's parents

- Billy is already in a happy foster home

- Billy is in the care of his talking tiger friend Tawky Tawny

- Billy is actively resisting any & all attempts to adopt him so Batman would have to like Physically Kidnap him and he's not doing that

- Billy has made it clear that he'd rather go it alone & Batman respects his decision bcos he's a weirdo like that

- Billy doesn't want to move to Gotham. Have you seen Gotham?? Fuck that noise.

- Billy & Damian hate each other's guts and if they were made to live in the same house they'd fight to the death

- Billy is allergic to both cats & dogs and there's no power on this earth that could compel Damian to get rid of any of his animals

- Same as above except Billy is terrified of cows

- Batman is at Adopted Child capacity so if he got another one he'd have to start rotating them out & it works on a first in-first out basis so he'd have to cut ties w Dick and he's not doing that

- Captain Marvel Physically Can't live anywhere other than Fawcett City bcos that's where the entrance to the Rock of Eternity is located and he needs to stay nearby

- Billy refuses to live in the same house as Alfred bcos he hates the British

- Billy refuses to live in the same house as Bruce bcos he hates the rich

- Batman's 'no metahumans in Gotham' policy is just that strict (but what about Duke - he said no metahumanS. he can have 1.)

- Batman is concerned that Bruce Wayne having an adopted son with the last name 'Batson' might clue people in & protecting his secret identity is paramount unfortunately

- Seriously have you seen Gotham?? why would Billy want to move there. Ew.