Kakairu - Tumblr Posts
“Thank you, Iruka-sensei! I know what I have to do!” - “Huh, what do you mean?” “I just have to bow my head a little, that’s all.”
Kakashi & Iruka, under the blossom trees
Kakashi: He'll come back eventually
Iruka: [breaks out crying]
[After Naruto went to train with Jiraiya]
Kakashi: Hey, sensei, you ok?
Iruka: Yeah...why?
Kakashi: Well you’ve been staring at that frog for the last three hours.
Iruka:
Iruka: [tearing up] nArUtO uSeD tO lIkE fRoGs
Kakashi: Oh, that actually makes sense. I should get me checked before I faint again
Iruka: You’re as pale as a ghost, the light bounces off your skin...I know what you are.
Kakashi: Say it. SAY IT.
Iruka, whispering: Iron deficient.
Iruka: Kakashi, love...
Kakashi: alphabetized, please
Kakashi: Who hurt you?
Iruka: Do you want a list or what?
Kakashi, already revealing his sharingan: Actually, yes.
Genma, fed up with this shit: That's how a crush works Kakashi
Kakashi: For real?!
Kakashi: I don't have a crush on Iruka. He's just someone I stare at and like. And when he's not here, it ruins my day.
Genma, passing beside them for some reason: No offense Kakashi, but you're right
Kakashi: I think my instincts about people are way better than yours
Iruka: Why?
Kakashi: Well, I picked you.
Kakashi: You, on the other hand, picked me.
Naruto, eating cereal in the kitchen: Could you please not?
Iruka: I just had the most amazing bath.
Kakashi: Really? I don't like baths.
Iruka: You like them with me.
Kakashi: It's not the bath I enjoy, it's the wet hot guy.
Iruka: No but maybe you know someone who can
Naruto: Oh, yeah, Kakashi-sensei is a good cook
Iruka: HELP! I TOLD KAKASHI I'D COOK DINNER FOR HIM BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Naruto, pouring milk directly into a bag of cereal: And you thought I could help?
Kakashi, opening his arms: You still could give me some
Kakashi: God, I need some serotonin.
Iruka: [Stands up]
Iruka:
Iruka: [Sits back down]
Iruka: I forgot what that was for a moment. I was going to go get you some.
Genma, in the table next to them and totally fed up with them: You guys are literally on a date
Iruka: Over these last holidays, I've been thinking and I've come to a conclusion- I like men.
Kakashi, vibrating out of his skin: This makes no difference to me whatsoever.
Naruto, sobbing: I wanted dad
Kakashi: but I am your second dad
Iruka: coff coff
Kakashi: ...third dad
Iruka: Uh, why is Naruto upset?
Sakura: He took one of those "Which Hokage Are You?" online quizzes
Iruka: So?
Sakura: He got Kakashi.
Kakashi: the kids...
Iruka: The kids what, Kakashi?
Kakashi: The kids are kids!
Iruka, trying to understand what is happening:
Kakashi: Iruka, you were right! You were right about everything!
Iruka: I know, Kakashi, but i need you to be more specific.
Kakashi:I'm a lost case
Yamato: tell me something I don't know
*meanwhile*
Iruka: and he did finger guns. Who does finger guns when someone is confessing?!
Genma, overly exhausted with those two: just get over it, you're in love with an idiot
Kakashi: Did Iruka just tell me he loves me for the first time?
Yamato: Yeah.
Kakashi: And did I do finger guns back?
Yamato: Yeah, you did.
Naruto: that can't be possible, because ME and Iruka-sensei share the toothbrush
Iruka, slightly horrified: how many?
Kakashi: Iruka and i are so close that we even share a toothbrush!
Iruka: Right!
Iruka: Wait, we what-
*meanwhile*
Iruka: and-
Genma: stop, please. Or I will dream of Kakashi with how much you talk
Tenzo: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Iruka!
Kakashi: But you told me to get it out of my system!
Tenzo: I didn't know how much you had in your system!
Kakashi: why would you want to kill me?
Iruka: I never said that I will kill you. You will probably do some stupid shit.
Meanwhile, poor Kotetsu:why do I even put up with them?
Kotetsu: Iruka! Kiss, marry, or kill-
Iruka: Kakashi.
Kotetsu: That’s only one person, and I didn’t even say-
Iruka: Kakashi.
Kakashi, curling more into Iruka, visibly lying: ...No
Kakashi: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Iruka: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Kakashi: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Iruka: Is it working?
Vampire Kakashi x Iruka
(Never drawn them before, I actually love how they turned out-)
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