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KAIT I DIDNT NEED THAT SAPNAP FIC TN I HATE IT HERE 💔💔💔
ITS NOT MY FAULT!! ITS THE ANON WHO REQUESTED!!
they ask, i deliver. sorry i just gotta keep my readers happy *shrug*
i've added blurbs to my masterlist! so if you send me a request i don't think will be long enough for a fic, i'll write a blurb instead and put it there :]
mcyt masterlist
writings underneath the cut ↴
blurbs
✯ karl - wedding rings
✯ c!techno - domestic
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c!technoblade
✯ stories - reader meets their childhood hero from stories they were told as a child.
✯ a tale as old as time - c!techno in beauty and the beast [ongoing series]
✯
georgenotfound
✯ a bad day - reader has a bad day, and boyfriend!george cheers them up.
✯ coding - reader is a struggling coding student, george is a coding master
✯ crushing - mutual!pining, confessing.
✯
dreamwastaken
✯ puzzles - like love, even puzzle pieces wear out.
✯ goodbye - dream's channel finally took off, but at what cost?
✯
sapnap
✯ under the bleachers - high school au ft jock!sapnap and unpopular!reader
✯ all-star - high school au ft basketball player!sapnap and coaches kid!reader
✯ ghost - inspired by ghost by justin bieber.
✯ flirt - sapnap loves to flirt, and is determined to get reader to flirt back.
✯ favorite crime - inspired by favorite crime by olivia rodrigo.
quackity
✯ flights - surprising quackity.
✯ stargazing - reader and quackity confess under the stars.
✯
karl jacobs
✯ nails - karl has been begging reader to come on stream, and they finally agree.
✯
nihachu
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take ur shots at me i regret nothing
favorite crime [sapnap]
pairing: sapnap x gn!reader
pronouns: they/them
synopsis: favorite crime by olivia rodrigo
wc: 1.6k
anon asked: pls can you write something w sapnap that follows favorite crime by olivia rodrigo it’s all i can thank about
a/n: you ask, i deliver. i literally speedran this because i loved the idea so much LOL
tw: swearing, mention of police, shoplifting
they say love makes you do crazy things.
they were right.
he was the son of the principal, a star athlete with a full-ride sports scholarship to his dream school. you were the quiet, innocent girl who loved to indulge in her studies, never having willingly missed a single class with straight a’s all around.
one stupid english project later, you were acquainted with the popular jock, and due to the extensive research and time that went into said project, you knew a little bit more about each other than you would’ve liked to admit.
“you’ve never skipped a class before?” he asked, astounded. “not once? in your whole life??” you shrugged, shaking your head sheepishly. he made it sound like it was so normal to break the rules.
“isn’t your dad the principal? i’m sure he’d be so proud to see you encouraging ditching classes.” you defended, and you noted how sapnap’s expression hardened at the mention of his father.
“yeah. like he’s never done any wrong in his life.” he huffed, leaning back in his chair. “he’s always so strict, sap do this. sap do that. sap, don’t be an idiot.” he rambled, annoyance flooding his tone.
“i didn’t realize he was so hard on you.” you mumbled, apologetically. sapnap paused then, looking at you thoughtfully before offering a small smile.
“don’t worry about it. i just wish i could do something without having his eyes on me all the time. he’s the principal, so everyone and their parents know him, and me. i just want to break some rules sometimes, you know? i’m not perfect.” he sighed, and you paused, thinking wistfully.
“there’s no one watching us here.” you smiled sympathetically, and he froze at your words, sending you a questioning look. “well, my parents aren’t home. it’s just us.” you explained, and it was as though a switch had been flipped in his mind, perking up instantly.
“let’s go then!” he jumped up, grabbing your hand and pulling you with him. you squeaked in surprise, too stunned to stop him from pulling you towards the front door.
“where are we going?” you asked, dazed. he smiled mischievously, gesturing for you to put on your shoes.
“to break some rules.” he grinned, and a bad feeling settled in your chest. seeing how excited he was, you couldn’t bring yourself to tell him no. so you went.
oh how you wish you would’ve said no right then. it would’ve fixed everything.
in the beginning, he started with small things. going ten over the speed limit, knocking over a garbage can and leaving it, throwing his chewed gum out of the car window. harmless things, all of which you could handle.
but rebellion is like a drug. once you get a taste of it, you crave more, and more. his petty little crimes weren’t enough for him. he needed something bigger.
“are you insane, sapnap?” you questioned angrily, eyes wide as he finished explaining his next plan. he frowned, deflating at your sudden change in mood.
“what’s your problem?” he asked, defensively. you scoffed, completely taken aback.
“i’m not going to help you steal something, sapnap. that’s crazy! and very, very illegal, might i add!” you explained in a hushed whisper, unsure of when your parents would be home. the last thing they needed to hear was this.
ever since you’d started hanging out with sapnap more, your grades had been slipping. nights you used to spend studying were spent with him. one night, after you’d finished pranking sapnap’s best friend george, he kissed you in the rush of adrenaline. you’d dated ever since, and you had a terrible issue.
you couldn’t tell him no.
“are you too scared to do something a little reckless, y/n?” he challenged, and you stumbled on your words, thrown for a loop with the sudden challenge.
“this is more than a little reckless, sapnap! this could ruin everything for you - your scholarship, and what about your dad? he’s going to be furious.” you tried reasoning, and for a moment, it worked. he hesitated, taking your words into consideration. you almost had him.
but once sapnap committed to something, he was going to do it.
“i’m doing this, y/n. with or without you.” he grumbled, assembling his things and grabbing his keys. he began walking out the door, and you swallowed your nerves, following him and sliding into his passenger seat. he smiled at your compliance, placing a comforting hand on your thigh. “it’ll be fine.” he mumbled, and you nodded stiffly, eyes trained outside your window as he pulled out of your driveway.
head in your hands, you cried silently as the memory played like a never-ending loop, taunting you for your naivety.
“just be cool.” he mumbled, the overly-priced sunglasses he planned to take tucked under his jacket. you forced a smile, nodding along and faking a small giggle. he told you to fake a conversation, so you tried your best. you had a real bag filled with a few random trinkets you grabbed and paid for held tightly in your grip.
clearly something looked suspicious about the two of you, because as the theft alarm by the door sounded, an extremely intimidating security guard headed in your direction, motioning for the two of you to step away from the doors, and you obliged immediately.
“i’m gonna need to search you.” he grumbled, and you nodded politely, ignoring the racing of your heart against your rib cage. sapnap tried to play it cool, but you knew him well enough to see how stressed out he currently was. the man urged sapnap to stand with his arms out, almost as though doing an airport search. your eyes widened, but you waited, and waited. and he found nothing.
you smiled in relief, as the man turned to you. you handed him your shopping bag, along with your receipt. he shuffled through your things, glancing at the receipt before he pulled out the pair of glasses. your mouth fell into an ‘o’ shape, glancing at sapnap in panic.
“did you try to steal these glasses?” the guard asked you, neutrally. you shook your head, stumbling over your words.
“no! i have no idea how those got in there!” you tried, glancing at sapnap for assistance. he avoided your eyes, turning to the burly man in front of you.
“i tried to tell them not to steal, sir. i just wasn’t convincing enough, i’m so sorry.” sapnap said instead, and your jaw dropped to the floor. you stared at sapnap, and watched as his gaze was anywhere except you.
“sapnap, i know your dad, and i know you’re a good kid. i won’t mention you when the police come.” the guard nodded to him, and you watched as sapnap sighed in relief.
“thank you, sir.” he smiled, and you felt tears prick your eyes as the guard turned back to you.
“you, on the other hand, will have to come with me until the police arrive.” you dropped your gaze to the floor, nodding carelessly and following him without question. you felt like your heart was being tugged out of your chest.
he didn’t hesitate to throw you under the bus. not even for a second.
after sitting in what you guessed to be the store’s breakroom, an officer came to collect you. you once again obeyed easily, too distraught by your broken heart to even care about being taken into custody. the officer stopped by the doors, where your boyfriend stood, watching you with guilty eyes.
“young man, this is your partner, correct?” he asked sapnap, and he nodded, shakily. the officer then turned to you, arching a brow. “last chance, kid. did he help you steal these glasses, or was it just you?” at this, you paused. you watched as sapnap’s walls broke, genuine fear crossing his expression.
“just me, sir.” you breathed, tears slipping from your eyes. feelings of shame, heartbreak and resentment slid down your cheeks, and the police nodded, ready to take you away. “oh, and sapnap?” you mumbled, his expression perking up at you talking to him. “we’re done.” you breathed, and his expression fell. he couldn’t even argue, because in the next few seconds you were shoved into the back of a police car and driven off.
now you sat in your holding cell, going over everything that went wrong. you should’ve never let him take you out on that fateful day, never should have let him manipulate you into throwing away your life.
there were just so many signs that you blissfully ignored. being with him was freedom, it was a wild ride you never wanted to get off of. as much as you hated to admit it, you hadn’t ever had as much fun as you did when you were with him. he was your drug as much as rebellion was his.
because of it though, you were in jail. your straight a’s were gone. you had burned so many bridges with your parents, all because of a simple boy.
you were broken, the shell of the person you once were remained while he suffered nothing. he got his adrenaline run without consequence. he still had everything - his parents, his scholarship.
it was then that it occurred to you, that maybe you were just another adrenaline rush for him. slowly breaking off every tie you had that didn’t relate to him, leaving you with nothing. he knew it was wrong, but he lived for it. ruining your life was just another crime to him.
maybe you were just his favorite crime of all.
and you simply let it happen, because you loved him.
but did he ever love you?
hi kait! I too am bored but I should be doing hw. instead I'm writing fanfic lol
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hello mushroom! ive tried to write chapter 2 all day but i have 0 motivation so i only got like halfway through, gonna try again after i eat dinner prob. what are you writing?
well I just finished up a sapnap and dream x reader blurb last night and now it's a dream x reader request I'm working on
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oo exciting! i've had such bad sapnap brain rot recently (obviously, look how many sap fics i have on my blog LOL) let me know when u post so i can check them out!!
https://mcytmushroom.tumblr.com/post/652213629326884864/hi-can-i-please-be-anon-ive-been-scrolling
here is the blurb I posted last night. it's nsfw btw so if you don't like that kinda stuff I can send you one of my more fluffy fics. also HELLO TO EDGY ANON! welcome to the anon fam<3
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nsfw in link warning!!
i don't personally mind nsfw! send me the fluff tho so i can rb, i would prefer to keep the stuff on this blog sfw cause ik there are minors who follow me!
so cute!
Happy Birthday Bubs
IRL Sapnap x GN!Reader
A/N: Here’s a little Sapnap birthday fic for all the simps in chat. Enjoy!
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https://mcytmushroom.tumblr.com/post/644433265117298688/happy-birthday-bubs
this is my most popular fluff fic! it's one of my faves too
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i love it!
I'm glad you liked it! I literally posted that as soon as it was his b-day in EST time lol
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LMAO as u should east coast supremacy <3
i think writing sapnap fics is a beautiful thing darlin' /p
i mean,, ur right. sapnap fics are just so *chefs kiss*
thank u arielle :D
favorite virtue [sapnap]
pairing: sapnap x gn!reader
pronouns: they/them
synopsis: this is a part 2 to favorite crime!! but a happy ending bc i said so.
wc: 1.3k
anon asked: "SHAWTY IMMA NEED A PART 2 TO THAT SAPNAP CRIME FIC OR IMMA RIOT"
a/n: i dont do well with part 2s but i tried, this is for u @blanknamed
tw: swearing, mention of arrest, kinda angst to fluff
two hours.
that’s how long you were forced to sit in the holding cell before your parents came to get you. in all your years of living, you’d never seen them so disappointed in you. you couldn’t blame them though. you’d literally gotten yourself temporarily arrested.
and somehow, you still couldn’t bring yourself to tell your parents what really happened.
as much as you spited him for throwing you under the bus, you knew why he did what he did. it was the very reason you told him not to risk it in the first place.
sapnap wasn't stupid, but his grades didn’t excel either. he relied fully on his sports scholarship to get him out of high school and into college, and he had his father’s reputation to uphold. you had spent countless nights comforting him from the wrath of his father and his ridiculous expectations.
he could play the nonchalant, perfect son all he wanted. just not in front of you. you knew him like the back of your hand, and could tell how he felt with a simple glance. you were the only person allowed to see the vulnerable side of him.
at least, that’s what you used to believe.
you wondered if he truly manipulated you the entire long months you spent together. if every ‘i love you’ was really just ‘i love being free’. if every kiss was simply to push you further down the hole he had trapped you.
a part of you refused to believe he could do something so cruel. then again, that part would’ve believed he wouldn’t let you take the fall for his actions.
you laid on your bed, eyes gazing at the ceiling. naturally, you’d lost all electronic privileges, and your parents refused to speak a word to you. you were practically locked in your room. not that you wanted to leave - you were devastated. only one person could make you feel better, but you weren’t sure you wanted to hear his excuses.
it had been maybe an hour, you’d fallen asleep with tear-stained cheeks when a subtle banging woke you from your slumber. you squinted, eyes drifting towards the window, watching as another rock bounced off the clear surface. you shuffled over, glancing out on the lawn to see none other than sapnap stood with a sad smile. you shook your head, turning away.
another rock hit the window, and you sighed, exasperated. you looked at him once more, watching him mouth a small ‘please’ with pleading eyes. damn you for never being able to say no. you bit your lip, giving him a small nod and pushing open your window, and he was quick to rush to climb the nearby tree up to you.
you sat on your bed, waiting for him to climb up and situate himself next to you. subconsciously, you moved yourself away from him. if he noticed, he didn’t mention it. an awkward silence filled the room, and you fidgeted with your fingers as a subtle distraction.
you didn’t even notice he reached his hand over until he was gently pulling your fingers away from each other, halting your motions. he looked at you with an unreadable expression, but you could see the emotion swirling behind his irises. you breathed shakily, unable to pull your gaze away from his own. instead, you mumbled a single word. “why?”
sapnap swallowed, sitting back and looking out the window. “i panicked. it’s not an excuse, i know. but i was only thinking about myself in that moment. i regretted it instantly.” he faltered, and you gave him a knowing look; there was something he was itching to ask you.
“you can ask, whatever it is. we’re already talking, might as well.” you shrugged, dejected. he nodded, his gaze distant.
“why didn’t you rat me out?” he whispered, and you finally allowed yourself to turn to him fully, offering a sad smile.
“honestly, i wanted to.. but with your scholarship, and your dad.. i couldn’t do that to you. i couldn’t ruin your life like..” you drifted off, and sapnap frowned.
“like i ruined yours.” he finished, and you fell silent. “i really never deserved you, you know.” he added, and you frowned.
“what’s that supposed to mean?” you asked. your tone wasn’t hostile, and it wasn’t agreeing. it was simply curious.
“you brought out the best in me, y/n, whether you knew it or not. all those nights you comforted me, you distracted me, you helped me study.. you’re the reason i passed chemistry, by the way..” at that, you let out a small chuckle, “before i met you i didn’t care about anything but sports and trying to please my dad. you showed me i didn’t need to keep him happy, i needed to keep myself happy.”
at this point, you had tears running down your cheeks at his words. he reached over, gently swiping the pad of his thumb across your cheek and brushing away your falling tears. “what makes you think you didn’t deserve that?” you whispered, and he smiled sadly.
“look what i did to you, y/n.” he mumbled, eyes dancing across your tear-stained face. “your parents are always mad at you, i tanked your grades, i got you arrested for crying out loud. i never listened to you and you paid the price for my dumb ass.” his lip quivered, and you launched forward, throwing your arms around him. he instantly reacted, placing him around your own and burying his face into your shoulder.
you situated yourself in his lip, gently placing your lips on his forehead and whispering reassuring words in his ear. he cried into your shirt, soaking the fabric and you simply sat there and let him let loose his emotions. once he calmed, you pulled away and pressed a soft kiss to his lips.
“sap, i may not have the grades, or the same relationship with my parents, but just like i showed you kindness, you showed me fun! never in my life have i felt the rush i feel when i’m with you. and yeah, maybe i’ll have to suffer for awhile but who cares. if i could do it over, i’d take the fall for you over and over again, because i love you.”
sapnap smiled the brightest you’d ever seen and surged forward, kissing you passionately. you squeaked in surprise, and the two of you pulled away laughing carelessly. he placed one more quick peck on your lips, before a determined expression replaced his lovestruck one. “i’m going to come clean to my dad, tell him it was my idea. i’ll tell you parents, too - hell, i’ll even tell the police.”
you blinked in surprise, shaking your head. “you don’t have to do that, sap!” you tried, but above all things, he was stubborn, and his mind was set.
“no. tomorrow, i’ll come back and tell your parents everything. maybe they’ll loosen up on your punishment. and i’ll drop by the station on the way. i’m going to make this right.” he stated, and you couldn’t help but wrap your arms around him in a warm embrace.
“i love you.” you whispered, and you felt him place a small kiss on your cheek, whispering back a small “i love you too.”
maybe he was bad for you. maybe he’d gotten you arrested, and maybe you would have to make new arrangements for college because of it. but deep down, you couldn’t find it in yourself to care. you’d always be there to balance him out.
because maybe you had it all wrong before. you weren’t his favorite crime, he was yours.
and if he was your favorite crime, you vowed to be his favorite virtue.
PUNZ AND HUFFLEPUFF READER?? ARIELLE I’LL LOSE MY MIND
i just realized i'm missing people for the hogwarts au so here's an updated and fixed list:
ravenclaw!george x ravenclaw!reader
curse breaker!wilbur x symbologist!reader
slytherin!punz x hufflepuff!reader
ravenclaw!eret x slytherin!reader
gryffindor!quackity x hufflepuff!reader
hufflepuff!karl x ravenclaw!reader
hufflepuff!foolish x gryffindor!reader
These are subject to shift and change in order except maybe the first three since I either have a draft or outline ready for them :)
reference pics have been added for my vision of beast/human techno, along with credits to the artists <3
a tale as old as time [technoblade]
welcome to a tale as old as time masterlist!
this series will be a c!technoblade x gender neutral reader spin on beauty and the beast. i will keep the word count up to date with each upload.
if all goes to plan, this will be updated once a week, but please be patient if i cannot get an update out immediately. i try to have everything written in advance but sometimes things come up. (also, i've never done a proper series before, so this is going to be a learning experience for me!!)
if you wish to be added to a taglist for this series, shoot me an ask! i'd be more than happy to add one to each chapter.
as always, feedback is very much appreciated! do not hesitate to message me with your thoughts on my work.
without further ado, please, be my guest!
prologue
chapter 1: the cursed kingdom
chapter 2: the beast has a heart?
more chapters tba
reference pics: beast!techno / human!techno [full credit to original artists, links to their twitters: insyndiar / sad-ist]
word count: 6.2k
![A Tale As Old As Time [technoblade]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/73a317199721d618d6135139c9c2ba5b/7ee9b78c5b66ff25-c0/s500x750/5ecac8d7a405e6188daa686afda298d7c0c261d6.gif)
KAIT MY BEST FRIEND JUST TEXTED ME SHE WANTS TO GET INTO DREAM SMP STUFF!!!! Time to annoy her with tiktoks
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omg that’ll be so fun! keep me updated on who her fav is, im curious 😁
my heart beats for bookstore!au wilbur soot
novels and notes || irl!wilbur x reader
note: ˗ˏˋ msgi collab piece! ´ˎ˗ check it out :) | hehe bookstore!au, i’ve been wanting to do this for a while and i focused on the love notes bit
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ lyrics
She loves love notes and babies
And likes giving gifts
pronouns/gender: none mentioned?
edited by: @jschllatt
stepping foot into the mahogany-carved door, wilbur welcomed the warmth of the small, cozy bookshop. the quiet atmosphere had been broken by the chime of the bell above the door, causing you to turn your head towards the door.
pushing yourself off the counter, you brush off your sweater before you greet him with a warm smile and wave. you always welcomed wilbur with excitement, he was your favorite visitor- with good reason of course. a cute boy your age into the same novels? your heart couldn’t help but skip a beat at the thought of the fluffy-haired brunette.
wilbur grins, feeling a bit nervous after noticing no one else in the store. he walked over to the cream counter, setting the small stack of worn leather-bound books in his hands down in front of him.
“how was this stack?” “i liked it- i think pride and prejudice was my favorite, Mr. Darcy was quite the intriguing fellow.”
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hey, this is the anon that asked for a part 2 of goodbye, I just wanted to say that if you don't want to do it you don't have to. I don't want to be a bother or make you do something you don't want to do.
you're no bother i promise, no need feel bad! you're also not the first person who's asked for a part 2, so i'm definitely not against giving it a shot! also i really like the idea you sent so i'm gonna start it and see how it goes <3
Hey kait! my main writing account is a side account so I'm doing this through my anon but could i do "my mom thinks we're dating" with cc!dream??
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ofc! taking this as an opportunity to say it’s so damn annoying that u can’t follow people or send asks from side blogs like what if u want to keep your main personal?? idk it’s so weird to me but yes mushroom i will put down ur writing acc on the post!
hi love! i was wondering if i could request a karl jacobs imagine where the reader isn’t really a streamer or anything theyre a friend of a friend, and they play among us with karl and the whole dream smp and karl is flirting with them the whole time and all of the dream smp is teasing them and chat is going crazy!!
totally forgot to answer this ask but here is the fic!! hope u enjoy <3