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james patrick march because itβs march
help??? jpm's birthday has already passed and i haven't seen any one birthday fanfics of him. I'm gonna cry, i've been waiting for a lot jpm updates π₯²π₯²
i have an exam tomorrow but here I am completely disconnected from reality, smiling ear to ear, biting my lower lip, giggling like a teenage girl at pookie James' pictures in pinterest!! This is ahs girlhoodcore.
mood: craving for a lot of james march fanfics ππ


now playing: ultraviolence // Lana Del Rey




James March smoking a cigarette~
I giggle a little too much everytime I see him smoke a cigarette.
(I'd let him exhale the smoke right at my face even though I have asthma. π)




Real women realizes that this man is majestic.
Me: I watch AHS Hotel for the plot.
The plot that I was referring to:


I wanna watch AHS Hotel for the first time again and fall in love at first sight with James March when he first appears on screen.
Dear directors,
If you don't stop making Evan Peters play roles of serial killers / bad guys just to make them look hot.. Y'all will be responsible to pay my therapy bill. Thank you.
Respectfully,
Maeviz.
This is what being Mrs. March feels like.




I've been played too many times that my standards becomes James March himself and I'm finding his personality or traits in everyone who tries to get with me
HELPP JAMES MARCH ANGST HITS SO DAMN HARD, I NEED MORE
You know the character is the best when they can be specifically described by lana del rey lyrics itself, and it always gotta be the fucking psychos.






"Murder is one part perspiration, ten parts preparation." - JPM


my everyday routine is so simple, going to tiktok, checking recently uploaded edits of James, next is going to instagram to giggle over reels edits abt this devil, then if I'm not satisfied.. I go to youtube to watch fmv's of him. Lastly, y'all gotta try my routine. π€·ββοΈβ€ xoxo

I feel so insane obsessing for JPM for a year now, I get other fictional crushes but I just keep coming back to him as if he's a normal man to love. Like I think it's because he doesn't act that much psychotic on how he really is. It's like hidden deep inside him and is a good manipulator with his looks and charms HE CAN MANIPULATE YOU WITH HIS LOOKS AND MOVES SO EASILY. He's like going to make you be so confused of who he really is. He just looks like a real gentleman in a suit everyday, he's so clean and speaks so fancy. But deep inside is damn gruesome. He's a real boss, he's the goddamn best psycho in American Horror Story. If you disagree, argue with the wall.