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Jonsatin for day 3!

just letting you guys know that jon is seducing stannis (promising him winterfell and fighting agains the others etc) so he can kill him afterwards and rule with satin (whose name looks like stannis's one, great foreshadowing!) together in a gay winter monarchy. hope this helps!

soft hands….

 for @saessenach 

Can I suggest a little JonSatin? (no autocorrect I don't mean to write Jonathan) If you're in an ASOIAF mood?

Jonsatin for day 3!

I’d love to know ur opinion on Jon’s ships (Jon&Ygritte, Jon&Satin, Jon&Sansa, Jon&Daenerys, Jon&val and so on). I personally like Jonerys but I also find a lot of Jon ships a bit ridiculous lmao

i like Jon and Dany in a very abstract way but it’s hard for me to really get behind them because they haven’t interacted yet if that makes sense. they’re obviously gonna have the largest part to play together in coming books where i think they’ll end up being one of my favorite ships of the series tho

Jon/Satin 10/10 i personally prefer to think of it as Jon being so fucking lonely in his command that he can’t help but take advantage of satin’s position. like when Jon said in adwd he craves company not food hmm i’m lonely and horny and here’s this handsome guy devoted enough to change religions for me and (in amber-laugh’s eyes) is attracted to me so yeah let’s give this a go and then feelings of affection develop from there but it starts out as just a means to an end

Jon/Val my personal favorite of canon possible endings i agree with people who say this is more idealized in Jon’s eyes than it should be but i think that’s part of the fun. she represents something to him that he’ll not only never have but may not even want when it comes down to it. i think that fantasy is part of the fun. if she survives and he does end up going beyond the wall in the end than they’re ending up together in my eyes. she brings out a boyish side of him we haven’t seen in a long time and it comes from a different place than what Ygritte brought out in him that seems to sit easier on his soul. also i could’ve sworn the first time i looked them up on tumblr someone was calling them JonValJon as a Les Mis reference but ive never seen it since so can we start that?

Jon/Ygritte loved it for the storyline it brought and the character development we got to see through it. i’m glad she died so they couldn’t end up together because like i said even tho he loved her she obviously never sat right with his spirit and on a personal level her “fuck me or die” stance never sat right with my spirit either. and she kicked ghost out “find somewhere else for ghost to sleep tonight” NOT ON MY WATCH! ghost’s evil stepmother ik he smiled when she got shot. on a serious note tho he seems to love her far more after she died than he ever did when she was alive and i wonder if that’s something we’ll get in to if he falls in love again in the series

i like Jon/Sansa in a non canon fictional sense. some of the AUs are cute and fun. i don’t see any plot where they actually end up together but i do think there’s a lot of familial angst and self esteem issues that could be worked in to their fanon that’s a lot of fun and their fans have some really talented authors that do it well

and you didn’t ask for this but Jon/Alys Karstark is one of my favorites and i really hope we see her again when he travels back to winterfell. Alys resents the Starks for getting her family killed while Jon resents the Karstarks for leaving Robb to die surrounded by enemies but they’ve found childhood comfort together at the edge of the world. she trusts him in a way she clearly couldn’t trust anyone else in westeros and i think she’ll easily follow him when it’s time for him to lead. and them flirting at her wedding to another man? i mean COME ON!

my version of satin flowers and jon snow

redraw of this art by sweepswoop_

winds of winter theory

me: —and we could say that satin takes the symbolic place of mary magdalene by jon’s side if we take into account the messianic/jesus imagery around jon as a character because satin is a sex worker that jon fervently accepts and protects and though mary magdalene was not actually a sex worker in truth it is how she is recognized in popular culture and i have to also mention that mary magdalene was exorcised of seven demons by jesus and satin converts to the old gods in essence casting away the faith of the seven for jon’s religion and satin is said to wear perfume which is interesting because one of mary magdalene’s symbolic attributes is perfume and as well as this ‘messiah’ literally translates to ‘anointed one’ and perfume is used to anoint which is interesting when factoring in the prophesied figure of the perfumed seneschal as satin is one of several who fits this role and all of this is to say that he’s going to be the prime witness of jon’s messianic resurrection and act as an apostle to jon and—

grrm:

the stark sibs tendency for falling for traitors if you're willing to tweak interpretation and squint. oh, robb with his squid boyfriend who sold him out for possibility (!) of daddy's attention. oh, jon who fell for littlefinger's spy. oh, sansa and her dog who didn't stay when she needed him. oh, arya and her stubborn bull who sees the monstrosity of her mother and yet does nothing. oh, bran and meera who will have to choose between a friend and brother.

TWOW Jon Snow @ The Night’s Watch If He Wakes Up And Can't Instantly Spot His Femboy Steward/Squire And Their Puppy:

jon's just a weird little guy

ok the thing that is so funny about "boy? pet? whore????" and why it will forever live rent free on an extended lease in my head is that it's such a genuinely insane way to give us the basic expositional information that some people think jon and satin might possibly maybe be fucking. instead of having jon actually hear someone actually call satin jon's little sidepiece or whatever, we are made to understand that either a) jon already knows that people generally think of them that way (because someone has reported this to him or he's heard several people talking about it), or b) jon genuinely thinks it's a fair assumption to make of their relationship from the outside. the fact that it's in jon's head specifically, an assumption of his own, rather than malegorn of redpool simply dropping slurs with his whole pussy, is literally the Most Choice Ever Made

if jon snow not gay why boy pet whore