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12 years ago
No Other Medium On Flickr.

No Other Medium on Flickr.

Via Flickr: The final comic for a University of Houston alumni magazine.


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2 years ago

would you share general dating hcs for Johnson (ღ˘ω˘ღ) he is so special 2 me

❥ hi, sweetheart! i must give a heads up that i have only watched compilations of johnson on youtube because i do not have the streaming services to watch reprisal so i apologise if these hcs may be ooc!

Would You Share General Dating Hcs For Johnson () He Is So Special 2 Me

dating johnson(reprisal) headcanons warnings: drinking, kissing, light implications of intercourse

Would You Share General Dating Hcs For Johnson () He Is So Special 2 Me

okay, so, johnson's not that talkative, we all know this, so i’d imagine on dates he would just listen to you talk on and on about whatever you’re passionate about and he’d just watch with pure fondness and love in his eyes

he would take you on very simple dates (that probably involve alcohol cause that's like the only thing he eats), like for dinner or maybe a walk around the park, he just wants to be with you honestly

it wouldn’t matter if you guys were even in your apartment for your date, he’d be so happy just to spend time with you

he definitely does little things like, gives you a bouquet of flowers or ties your shoelaces and just takes care of you in general

you’d have to remind him to eat, THEN HE WOULD GET THE IDEA TO MAKE YOU SPOON FEED HIM AND YOU’D ROLL YOUR EYES AND SAY “okay, as long as you eat, you big baby” WHICH IS SO CUTE AAAAAA

when it comes to nicknames, he probably calls you pretty girl/boy, or princess/prince, OR OR ANGEL EHEHEHE

for pda i’d imagine he’s a bit shy at first but then after a while he doesn’t give a shit at all, you guys could be making out in public and matty and ethan are just next to you guys like “yes, this is normal” 

when things get rough for you, i feel like johnson wouldn’t really say anything but just give you hugs or get you whatever you needed because he HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO SAY, emotionally awkward things

though, i’d feel like he’d have some sort of attachment issue because he’s fallen for a lot of people and they never ever felt the same towards him so he’s scared you’d fall out of love with him or that you’d leave him

this sort of makes him possessive, and jealous, especially if you’re a worker at one of the bang-a-rangs and he’d just literally SEETHE at the sight of other guys looking at you, admiring you

every time johnson would get into fights, you would totally lecture him a tiny bit and then tend to his wounds and remind him to take care of himself

he would try his best to keep you out of all the gang stuff, all the illegal shit he does because he doesn’t want you to get involved and get in trouble

when johnson’s gone for a long time, you guys would probably constantly text and check up on each other and when johnson comes back you guys would stay in bed for like the entire damn day, doing whatever

I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE SOMETHING NSFW but im a minor so i can’t BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS aftercare galore

and you would definitely constantly wear his button up shirts(cause he has so many of them like dear god) and it would make him feel so giddy inside, and he’ll just wrap you up with his arms and kiss you

he tells you how lucky he is to be with you every single goddamn day, he praises and appreciates you so much to the point you can predict every little affirmation he'd say to you

Would You Share General Dating Hcs For Johnson () He Is So Special 2 Me

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2 years ago

guys, i kinda wanna just start a david dastmalchian yt channel and just compile every little scene from every show/movie he's been in, and make like compilations of his interviews because WE ARE LACKING IN DAVID DASTMALCHIAN MEME VIDS ON YT!!!!!

NOT TO MENTION THERE'S SOME SCENES OF SOME MOVIES I CANNOT FIND ON YT OF DAVID AND IT PISSES ME OFF TO MY CORE SO should i start a david dastmalchian yt channel???


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2 years ago
Exterior StuccoExample Of A Mid-sized Transitional White One-story Stucco House Exterior Design With

Exterior Stucco Example of a mid-sized transitional white one-story stucco house exterior design with a hip roof and a shingle roof


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4 years ago
That Bezos Pecker Ship Loves To Get It On With Black Holes. Who Wouldve Thought? The Second Panel Is

That Bezos pecker ship loves to get it on with black holes. Who would’ve thought? The second panel is on Instagram. Link below.

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1 year ago

everyone who reads smut or erotica or something along those lines- including fanfics- should replace the words for male genitalia with 'johnson'. please do it I think it would be super duper funny


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