John C Calhoun - Tumblr Posts


some webhoun au where jackson goes through with executing calhoun somewhere along the line

Here’s a meme I made… ngl nervous as HELL to post my artwork… pls be nice






oh so this is what using different layers and color levels looks like
Hey there! We’re moots cos of the antebellum thing, but I love your little illness dudes. So cute! The two things on your blog makes me think about what if tuberculosis looked like John Calhoun

I UM OVERDID THIS
its less Tuberculosis looking like Calhoun and more Calhoun looking like Tuberculosis
a love child, if you may-
hello i NEED this…
you can try to translate it but u dont have to cuz i’ll hit it with the shitty google translate or get my parents to do it.. so many Chinese RPFers in the world
A theory:
While reading John Calhoun's papers(I had first read them 7 years ago but didn't quite understand)and his biography, a thought suddenly hit me:
COULD HE BE ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM ?
I'm not kidding. I am ASD + ADHD so I did a lot of research myself, and JCC just fit in many of the symptoms.
So I wrote a short article discussing this possibility, but it's in Chinese and I suck at English so if anyone wants to see it I'll try my best translating it……
omg this was such a fun read 🤧🤧
and also ur last line was so good “no one can judge what a dead soul looks like” so true bestie.. its called RPF for a reason ✌️
A theory:
While reading John Calhoun's papers(I had first read them 7 years ago but didn't quite understand)and his biography, a thought suddenly hit me:
COULD HE BE ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM ?
I'm not kidding. I am ASD + ADHD so I did a lot of research myself, and JCC just fit in many of the symptoms.
So I wrote a short article discussing this possibility, but it's in Chinese and I suck at English so if anyone wants to see it I'll try my best translating it……
henry clay, john calhoun, daniel webster
john breckenridge, stephen douglas, jefferson davis
william seward, charles sumner, thaddeus stevens
Omg tysm for this
I suck at giving explanations 😭
Seceding Calhoun's head from his body 🔥🔥I mean what were we expecting here
I strUGGLED so hard deciding between wedding/bedding Clay and Webster but the verdict is wedding Danny boy and bedding the Blond Bitch Extraordinaire™ I'm just Webster biased okay.. he needs to be my husband NOW
I confess I do not know about the other trios as much as I should.. 😔so tbh I'm just gonna skim their wiki pages and also keep an eye out for their ✨looks✨
Aight so I have decided to wed Douglas because I love looking down on people teehee
I'll bed Breckenridge. He's good looking yah and I would've wedded him but then i wouldn't know what to do with Douglas
Beheading Davis 😞 there can only be one illegitimate Calhoun kid
Anyways trio number threee
I already know I'm gonna wed Seward. Okay he's literally Lincoln's wife he's mine now
You know what It'd be funny if we beheaded Sumner (youre welcome Preston Brooks) and bedded Stevens. yeah lets go with that
【Antebellum/AMV】Psycho Killer
Happy Independence Day guys!! Hope you all enjoy this!
Like I've said the theme of this amv is probably: humorously(?) compressed simple antebellum history (1812-1861) group portraits into 4 minutes. So most scenes are basically related to historical facts, and the numbers there are the years of the events. However I'm historically illiterate in antebellum era, and this was something I decided to make before I even understood antebellum people lol. I hope there aren't any big mistakes x
While playing this song on repeat it suddenly struck me that everyone in the antebellum era was a god damned Psycho Killer, hence the idea for this group portrait. It's kinda sad that some of the characters I didn't get a chance to draw or that I didn't know enough about them.
If you like this, please tell me your favourite scene and feel free to share any thoughts!!! I want comments so badly😭😭😭I will probably make an explanation of timeline later!!!
BGM: Psycho Killer-Talking Heads
sooooo does anyone want my outline for an 'abraham lincoln is john c calhoun's illegitimate kid' fanfic?


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