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How Loki Could Have Lived In Infinity War

Thanos: Give me the Tesseract!

Loki: You Want It????? Go GeT iT

*pulls out his engraved Tesseract clip*

*throws it and runs the other way*

Loki: StReEt SmArTs

-later-

Thor: Brother! How did you rescue us????

Loki: oh well I used the Bittenbinder Method. I threw him off his rhythm

Peter Parker: *vibrating with excitement*

OR

Thanos: *choking Loki*

Loki: Harder daddy

Thanos: *drops Loki* WhAt ThE fU-