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happily ever after - seokjin x reader
pairing: husband!seokjin x wife!reader
genre: newlyweds!au, they're figuring out wth to do after a 6 week honeymoon :P, sliiiiiiiight crack, fluff!
a/n: @highly-functioning-mitochondria asked
oooh okay for jin: 71 ("yeah, you and me. sounds like a horror house and joyride in one. sounds like one hell of a ride.")
and 95 ("and you of all people thought i take things seriously. honestly do our all years together mean nothing to you?")!
im so sorry for deleting your ask :// i hope this is upto your expectations ^^ requests are still open~!
"listen, let me tell you something, yeah? let me, please tell-"
"no, i don't want to hear any nonsense now."
how could this slip your minds? yes, sure, Greece was amazing, Rome was great! the mini world tour was amazing, so amazing that you both completely forgot what happens after
seokjin looks around the house which you both now call your forever home, "how did we forget to buy furniture?"
well, let's see
there was the wedding planning
everything to make sure to the ceremony went smoothly
not to mention the florist who cancelled last minute 🥲
but "thank god for yoongi," seokjin said, who had somehow convinced said man to finish up the remaining decorations last minute.
you wouldn't blame yourselves for letting this tiny detail slip from your minds.
"look, on the bright side, jinnie! we can go to the shops now and pick out furniture for the house and this will be a memory we can tell our grandchildren too :D"
you may have missed another detail too :]
you both have never lived together, either camping out in each other's apartments or going back to your respective places after a quick dinner/lunch/breakfast it seemed more convenient that way and you weren't ready for jinnie's newlywed vibes from his apartment
"us, living together, doesn't that sound great, jinnie?" you're beaming up at him and he squishes your cheeks together
"yeah, you and me. sounds like a horror house and joyride in one. sounds like one hell of a ride." seokjin flashes his bright smile, amazed at his own humour.
"i'm taking that as a compliment."
"ikea fucking sucks-"
"shut up, seokjin, do you want a bed to sleep on tonight or no?"
you should've known better than to bring a slightly hungry jin to a huge store
"we have a nice mattress at home, can't you deal with that?"
you look at him, appalled. does he really expect to live on collapsible tables and air mattresses for the rest of your married lives?
but you can't blame him
you're literally spoilt for choice here
"i can't believe i'm saying this but we should've let just joon choose the furniture"
"and make our house a museum? with your clumsy ass? we would have to come here everyday for replacement"
he holds onto your shoulders and pushes you, saying, "i love you, i like this bonding experience but i'm really really really hungry, sweetheart"
you roll your eyes and steer yourselves to the food section, ordering an obscene amount of meatballs and fries
seeing your husband stuff his face and his frowned face smoothening out, you think it's time to finally get back to shopping!!
"you're taking this wayyyy too seriously girl, it's just a bed frame. and a side table! choose a colour, black or white?!'
kim fucking seokjin
how dare he
you're taking this seriously?@;!;!:
"how can you say that to me?? your wife?!??! do you not love me??!"
jin looks around, knowing the people are looking at him, extremely judgy😠
"and you of all people thought i take things seriously. honestly do our all years together mean nothing to you!?"
"we'll take the black bed frame and side table, thanks. where's the billing counter again?"
pt time: @armys-dna ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @highly-functioning-mitochondria ; @taegisms ; @cherishoshi
happily ever after - seokjin x reader
pairing: husband!seokjin x wife!reader
genre: newlyweds!au, they're figuring out wth to do after a 6 week honeymoon :P, sliiiiiiiight crack, fluff!
a/n: @highly-functioning-mitochondria asked
oooh okay for jin: 71 ("yeah, you and me. sounds like a horror house and joyride in one. sounds like one hell of a ride.")
and 95 ("and you of all people thought i take things seriously. honestly do our all years together mean nothing to you?")!
im so sorry for deleting your ask :// i hope this is upto your expectations ^^ requests are still open~!
"listen, let me tell you something, yeah? let me, please tell-"
"no, i don't want to hear any nonsense now."
how could this slip your minds? yes, sure, Greece was amazing, Rome was great! the mini world tour was amazing, so amazing that you both completely forgot what happens after
seokjin looks around the house which you both now call your forever home, "how did we forget to buy furniture?"
well, let's see
there was the wedding planning
everything to make sure to the ceremony went smoothly
not to mention the florist who cancelled last minute 🥲
but "thank god for yoongi," seokjin said, who had somehow convinced said man to finish up the remaining decorations last minute.
you wouldn't blame yourselves for letting this tiny detail slip from your minds.
"look, on the bright side, jinnie! we can go to the shops now and pick out furniture for the house and this will be a memory we can tell our grandchildren too :D"
you may have missed another detail too :]
you both have never lived together, either camping out in each other's apartments or going back to your respective places after a quick dinner/lunch/breakfast it seemed more convenient that way and you weren't ready for jinnie's newlywed vibes from his apartment
"us, living together, doesn't that sound great, jinnie?" you're beaming up at him and he squishes your cheeks together
"yeah, you and me. sounds like a horror house and joyride in one. sounds like one hell of a ride." seokjin flashes his bright smile, amazed at his own humour.
"i'm taking that as a compliment."
"ikea fucking sucks-"
"shut up, seokjin, do you want a bed to sleep on tonight or no?"
you should've known better than to bring a slightly hungry jin to a huge store
"we have a nice mattress at home, can't you deal with that?"
you look at him, appalled. does he really expect to live on collapsible tables and air mattresses for the rest of your married lives?
but you can't blame him
you're literally spoilt for choice here
"i can't believe i'm saying this but we should've let just joon choose the furniture"
"and make our house a museum? with your clumsy ass? we would have to come here everyday for replacement"
he holds onto your shoulders and pushes you, saying, "i love you, i like this bonding experience but i'm really really really hungry, sweetheart"
you roll your eyes and steer yourselves to the food section, ordering an obscene amount of meatballs and fries
seeing your husband stuff his face and his frowned face smoothening out, you think it's time to finally get back to shopping!!
"you're taking this wayyyy too seriously girl, it's just a bed frame. and a side table! choose a colour, black or white?!'
kim fucking seokjin
how dare he
you're taking this seriously?@;!;!:
"how can you say that to me?? your wife?!??! do you not love me??!"
jin looks around, knowing the people are looking at him, extremely judgy😠
"and you of all people thought i take things seriously. honestly do our all years together mean nothing to you!?"
"we'll take the black bed frame and side table, thanks. where's the billing counter again?"
pt time: @armys-dna ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @highly-functioning-mitochondria ; @taegisms ; @cherishoshi
happily ever after - seokjin x reader
pairing: husband!seokjin x wife!reader
genre: newlyweds!au, they're figuring out wth to do after a 6 week honeymoon :P, sliiiiiiiight crack, fluff!
a/n: @highly-functioning-mitochondria asked
oooh okay for jin: 71 ("yeah, you and me. sounds like a horror house and joyride in one. sounds like one hell of a ride.")
and 95 ("and you of all people thought i take things seriously. honestly do our all years together mean nothing to you?")!
im so sorry for deleting your ask :// i hope this is upto your expectations ^^ requests are still open~!
"listen, let me tell you something, yeah? let me, please tell-"
"no, i don't want to hear any nonsense now."
how could this slip your minds? yes, sure, Greece was amazing, Rome was great! the mini world tour was amazing, so amazing that you both completely forgot what happens after
seokjin looks around the house which you both now call your forever home, "how did we forget to buy furniture?"
well, let's see
there was the wedding planning
everything to make sure to the ceremony went smoothly
not to mention the florist who cancelled last minute 🥲
but "thank god for yoongi," seokjin said, who had somehow convinced said man to finish up the remaining decorations last minute.
you wouldn't blame yourselves for letting this tiny detail slip from your minds.
"look, on the bright side, jinnie! we can go to the shops now and pick out furniture for the house and this will be a memory we can tell our grandchildren too :D"
you may have missed another detail too :]
you both have never lived together, either camping out in each other's apartments or going back to your respective places after a quick dinner/lunch/breakfast it seemed more convenient that way and you weren't ready for jinnie's newlywed vibes from his apartment
"us, living together, doesn't that sound great, jinnie?" you're beaming up at him and he squishes your cheeks together
"yeah, you and me. sounds like a horror house and joyride in one. sounds like one hell of a ride." seokjin flashes his bright smile, amazed at his own humour.
"i'm taking that as a compliment."
"ikea fucking sucks-"
"shut up, seokjin, do you want a bed to sleep on tonight or no?"
you should've known better than to bring a slightly hungry jin to a huge store
"we have a nice mattress at home, can't you deal with that?"
you look at him, appalled. does he really expect to live on collapsible tables and air mattresses for the rest of your married lives?
but you can't blame him
you're literally spoilt for choice here
"i can't believe i'm saying this but we should've let just joon choose the furniture"
"and make our house a museum? with your clumsy ass? we would have to come here everyday for replacement"
he holds onto your shoulders and pushes you, saying, "i love you, i like this bonding experience but i'm really really really hungry, sweetheart"
you roll your eyes and steer yourselves to the food section, ordering an obscene amount of meatballs and fries
seeing your husband stuff his face and his frowned face smoothening out, you think it's time to finally get back to shopping!!
"you're taking this wayyyy too seriously girl, it's just a bed frame. and a side table! choose a colour, black or white?!'
kim fucking seokjin
how dare he
you're taking this seriously?@;!;!:
"how can you say that to me?? your wife?!??! do you not love me??!"
jin looks around, knowing the people are looking at him, extremely judgy😠
"and you of all people thought i take things seriously. honestly do our all years together mean nothing to you!?"
"we'll take the black bed frame and side table, thanks. where's the billing counter again?"
pt time: @armys-dna ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @highly-functioning-mitochondria ; @taegisms ; @cherishoshi
happily ever after - seokjin x reader
pairing: husband!seokjin x wife!reader
genre: newlyweds!au, they're figuring out wth to do after a 6 week honeymoon :P, sliiiiiiiight crack, fluff!
a/n: @highly-functioning-mitochondria asked
oooh okay for jin: 71 ("yeah, you and me. sounds like a horror house and joyride in one. sounds like one hell of a ride.")
and 95 ("and you of all people thought i take things seriously. honestly do our all years together mean nothing to you?")!
im so sorry for deleting your ask :// i hope this is upto your expectations ^^ requests are still open~!
"listen, let me tell you something, yeah? let me, please tell-"
"no, i don't want to hear any nonsense now."
how could this slip your minds? yes, sure, Greece was amazing, Rome was great! the mini world tour was amazing, so amazing that you both completely forgot what happens after
seokjin looks around the house which you both now call your forever home, "how did we forget to buy furniture?"
well, let's see
there was the wedding planning
everything to make sure to the ceremony went smoothly
not to mention the florist who cancelled last minute 🥲
but "thank god for yoongi," seokjin said, who had somehow convinced said man to finish up the remaining decorations last minute.
you wouldn't blame yourselves for letting this tiny detail slip from your minds.
"look, on the bright side, jinnie! we can go to the shops now and pick out furniture for the house and this will be a memory we can tell our grandchildren too :D"
you may have missed another detail too :]
you both have never lived together, either camping out in each other's apartments or going back to your respective places after a quick dinner/lunch/breakfast it seemed more convenient that way and you weren't ready for jinnie's newlywed vibes from his apartment
"us, living together, doesn't that sound great, jinnie?" you're beaming up at him and he squishes your cheeks together
"yeah, you and me. sounds like a horror house and joyride in one. sounds like one hell of a ride." seokjin flashes his bright smile, amazed at his own humour.
"i'm taking that as a compliment."
"ikea fucking sucks-"
"shut up, seokjin, do you want a bed to sleep on tonight or no?"
you should've known better than to bring a slightly hungry jin to a huge store
"we have a nice mattress at home, can't you deal with that?"
you look at him, appalled. does he really expect to live on collapsible tables and air mattresses for the rest of your married lives?
but you can't blame him
you're literally spoilt for choice here
"i can't believe i'm saying this but we should've let just joon choose the furniture"
"and make our house a museum? with your clumsy ass? we would have to come here everyday for replacement"
he holds onto your shoulders and pushes you, saying, "i love you, i like this bonding experience but i'm really really really hungry, sweetheart"
you roll your eyes and steer yourselves to the food section, ordering an obscene amount of meatballs and fries
seeing your husband stuff his face and his frowned face smoothening out, you think it's time to finally get back to shopping!!
"you're taking this wayyyy too seriously girl, it's just a bed frame. and a side table! choose a colour, black or white?!'
kim fucking seokjin
how dare he
you're taking this seriously?@;!;!:
"how can you say that to me?? your wife?!??! do you not love me??!"
jin looks around, knowing the people are looking at him, extremely judgy😠
"and you of all people thought i take things seriously. honestly do our all years together mean nothing to you!?"
"we'll take the black bed frame and side table, thanks. where's the billing counter again?"
pt time: @armys-dna ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @highly-functioning-mitochondria ; @taegisms ; @cherishoshi
BABY TIME
🪐 bts x f! pregnant! reader (separate)
🪐 headcanons // fluff+angst
☆ warnings: none except maybe no beta read !
a/n: potential part 2 for when the baby is born? depends on if people like this.. also just short hcs bcuz well.. i overdid myself and did all 7 in one post... sigh (i made tis longer than it was supposed to be wtf)
☆KIM SEOKJIN
"Aishh! you already had chocolate earlier!"
constantly watching your diet, making sure all your vitamin and certain intakes are proper
"Jin I'm craving ramyeon with milk mixed in.." "WHAT"
catching him ask his mom what she needed and what she wouldve done if she got pregnant again (he has no shame)
he's an absolute prince in your child's eyes
when he has to leave, he calls you at least every 2 hours and if he can't, he messages you!! (asking for pics of you and the baby)
in love with role-playing with the child, wether it be king and princess, or knights and bandits (you're the damsel in distress)
☆ | 🪐 | ☆
☆MIN YOONGI
honestly, he was terrified of being a father because of his experience with his own father
once he realized the whole weight of the situation, he understood that he WILL be a good (and supportive) father because you are with him
learning that your child also has a thing for music
absolutely bringing your baby to the studio and letting him have his own crib next to his producing set-up
has noise cancelling headphones for the baby if he has to record something or when he's going to fully focus on producing
(of course has the volume on his headphones a medium volume so he can hear if the baby wakes up)
made a joke about how in daechwita, you'd be his empress and the baby is the heir
cue him posting a photo of the three of you in traditional hanbok (yoongi in daechwita outfit, without the long hair because baby will be upset)
☆ | 🪐 | ☆
☆JUNG HOSEOK
always taking photos of your progress
"look here!"
he always tries to keep you active
massages all day everydayyy
you got him to chill with the dance practices so that he both doesnt overwork himself AND you get to spend more time with him
absolutely doing the silliest things to entertain the baby
it's obvious who the favorite is 😐
showing dance moves to the baby and doing silly faces
has a picture of the three of you in hope world, he loves staring at it and just being grateful for his family
he's j-hope, you're bae-hope, baby is mini/baby-hope
☆ | 🪐 | ☆
☆KIM NAMJOON
songs containing references and metaphors that relate to you and the baby (not that he DIDNT do this before)
maybe even a whole mini-album dedicated to your journey into parenthood, each song created throughout your progress till your due date
he did his thorough research on pregnancy and things related to it and constantly gives you advice
when the baby is old enough for long distance rides, family trips are a common thing
loves cradling the baby and blabbering about an art piece they're standing in front of
you're so in love? help???
he has 3 lil plants, the 3rd plant being a new sprout that he likes to say is the baby (it sprouted the day the baby was born?? omg???)
☆ | 🪐 | ☆
☆PARK JIMIN
you became an absolute princess the moment he found out you were pregnant
wonders if the baby would grow up to have the same fingers as his papa mochi
already planning to convince the baby to try a martial art or a type of dancing so he and his papa can have multiple ways of bonding
dropping hints about the baby mochi on some of his lives
one time he asked if he can try your breastmilk
😐😑😐
teasing him about how when the baby holds his fingers, they look the same
☆ | 🪐 | ☆
☆KIM TAEHYUNG
honestly you'd have around 2-3 kids
but this is your first one, taehyung is honestly nervous
absolutely SURE he wants to be a father but more worried on if he'd be a good one
at this point, he'd also be another baby
"Ack, my feet hurt quite a bit.." "AREYOUALRIGHT?DOYOUNEEDTOGOTOTHEHOSPITAL??ILLCALLDOCTORPARK"
you personally think he might be the one more stressed even when he isnt the one carrying the baby
2nd questioner of wifey's breast milk taste
yeontan and the baby being bestfriends
yeontan has super instincts and starts going wild when he feels the baby is about to start crying
☆ | 🪐 | ☆
☆JEON JUNGKOOK
he watched the movie Up with taehyung and they googled why the old couple had a miscarriage, he learned it was from lead exposure
so now he keeps you away from drying walls and dusty areas and even has a small baggy filled with masks and cleansing tissue
he calls it "baby protection protocal"
surprisingly very calm and responsible! (hes trying to win your trust so that he can spoil your child rotten)
absolutely DROPS the fact that he is having a child and dragged you into the view of the live
3rd questioner of wifey's breast milk taste
baby plays with daddy's lip ring because he finds it really cool
baby also thinks daddy's sleeve tattoo is cool and always wants to slobber his saliva on it
baby wants to ride on bam's back??? 😭😭😭😭
bts x idol!gf headcanons pls!!
i’ve been loooving ur bts boyfriend headcanons so far! ur so talented
Omg thank you so much 🫶🏽 I actually enjoyed writing this. Here you go & enjoy! <3
Namjoon:
• Tries to be discreet with your dating but will accidentally leave hints like some of your merch/stuff in the background of his pics/lives.
• Paparazzi pics in museums & galleries. Definitely off guard
• Always in touch when the other is away.
• Will publicly share your music/projects. Is a big supporter
• Spotting’s in clubs. Shades on dancing the night away. Y’all are definitely the talk of the night
• You both subtly post things on your story that insinuates that you both might be dating. Same location, same background, posting pics at same event or place. Posting songs that relate to each other.
• You both definitely talk through your stories. Talking to each other through songs or silly captions etc
Jin:
• Will shut down any bad rumour about you. Very defensive when it comes to you.
• Big supporter and is at all of your shows/events cheering you on if he can.
• Goes on live wearing your merch
• Lives where both of you are cooking together and bickering with each other about who’s better or who does it right.
• Idk I can see y’all presenting together?!! And kinda teasing each other. (I see this before you start dating. And this causes speculation which kind of initiates both of you dating??)
• You both definitely post pics of each other being a mess. Off guard pics 100%
Yoongi:
• Song covers while he plays the instrumental for you on his guitar or piano
• Will stick up for you and will shut down any bad rumour about you. Very defensive when it comes to you. And if you're getting hate he's gonna make sure it's dealt with
• Very protective when out in public together. Is like your own little personal bodyguard and will hold your hand and lead you away from the paparazzi/fans
• Will go on live and call out everyone for your fan edits. Even though he acts like he doesn’t like it he blushes and secretly saves them.
• He’s caught with your picture as his lockscreen
Hobi:
• Loads of dance videos and choreographies.
• Lives where you both are just dancing and vibing in the practice room.
• Duet video dance covers that he begs you to do
• Cameos in each others MVs
• Has your merch. Has your photocard hanging on his jeans or bag for sure.
• Is spotted with your initials painted on his fingernails
• Always showing you off to the cameras with a big grin on his face. Showing your photocard, merch, his lockscreen of you, showing his nails or any jewellery with your initials on it.
• Taking selfies with your posters/adverts with a big smile on his face. Or even will do a little freestyle dance in front of it lmfao
Jimin:
• Cameos in each others projects. Him more so in yours.
• Will talk about you in his lives. Will purposely make up a comment and read it out and then go on a whole rant about you. Will get shy and then wave it off
• Duet video covers that you beg him to do
• Posting pics with the same background/location so people know you're together
• Likes every and any fan edit of you both.
• You both are always spotted on little dates like cafes, pottery painting or just casual walks
• You both wear matching jewellery that he picked out himself
• Taking selfies with your posters/adverts with a happy proud smile on his face and the most sentimental and encouraging paragraph
Taehyung:
• Cameos in each others projects/MVs
• Loads of leaked messages of y'all being messy
LFMAO.
• Loads of photo shoots from him. He loves being your personal photographer
• Will purposely like and interact with any conspiracies and speculations about you dating. (Before you both went public with your relationship)
• He will beg you to go on variety shows together. He sees it as something fun. I can see you both bickering during the recording and making fun of each other/ teasing. You both would kill it though even though you don’t take it seriously you’d probably end up doing great in the games.
• Public outing spottings. You guys are always seen out together holding hands or him with his arm around you. You guys always stop for pictures.
• You both wear matching jewellery to symbolise your relationship
• Y’all are always caught kissing in public. So many pictures have been leaked
Jungkook:
• Paparazzi pics of your date nights. Holding hands and running away from the paparazzi/fans as a game
• Very sneaky and lowkey. Like you're known to be dating but you're very sneaky with it. Always hiding from paparazzi and not really speaking about your relationship publicly.
• But will publicly stick up for you if there's rumours going around or hate. He's shutting that shit down
• Duet cover videos that you guys randomly post that has the fans going insane
• Hot dance covers. Y’all both being sweaty having re-recorded many times due to fuck ups, teasing and getting distracted iykwim ;)
• Always FaceTiming and calling when either of you are away. You both miss each other so much and you can't go without communicating. He literally will keep on messaging you if you don't respond
• Fan edits go crazy and he eats it up every time. He’s obsessed with watching them.
• I can imagine him calling you during his promotion sketch videos. Seen giggling on the phone to you, excited to talk to you after his promotions. Sometimes you might even make a cameo in them
• You’re always seen discretely wearing his clothes