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A gift for @jetspikepub

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"Jet. How many times am I going to have to ask you about this fucking meal. This plate is nothing but bell peppers. Where. Is. The. Meat." Spike stared daggers at his plate before lifting his gaze to focus solidly on Jet, who was smirking.

"Oh, I think you know exactly where the meat is." The older man replied with a confidence that seemed to inspire a blush to touch upon Spike's cheeks. Without another word, Jet set his plate down on the coffee table and strode off towards his sleeping quarters.

Spike gulped, hastily scarfed down the contents of his own plate, and then skulked down the hallway that Jet had taken.

Faye, sprawled as much as a person can sprawl on the yellow chair, snorted and shook her head.

Ed looked at Jet's untouched plate, Spike's empty plate, and then in the direction the men had disappeared. She frowned and looked back at Faye as the older woman finished her own plate and set it down on the floor for Ein to lick up any remnants he could find, which Ein set to with gusto.

"Faye-Faye, does Jet-person have another plate in his room?" The hacker inquired then. Her eyes lit up as an idea dawned on her. "IS HE HOARDING MEAT?" Ed leapt up from the floor, her own plate falling from her lap to the floor as she moved. Ein approached to investigate if she'd left any scraps while Faye, in a remarkable show of speed, tackled Ed to the floor.

"Ed, there's no... uh... he isn't... there's no food in Jet's room. Don't worry. If we actually had any it would've been on your plate, you know that. They're just... that was just... see, they've had this inside joke..." Faye trailed off as Ed stopped trying to wrestle herself free. "Leave the boys alone, okay? Look! If you're still hungry, Jet left his plate without eating any of it! An unguarded plate is always up for grabs, you know the rules around here."

Breaking loose of Faye's grasp, Ed did a pirouette and dove at the plate Jet had set down.

"Hooray for Ed! Seconds please, yes thank you! Ein, would you care for some too? Faye-Faye, there's enough for us to share with you!"

Picking herself up off the deck, Faye shook her head. "All you kid. I'm heading to the bridge for a smoke. Just... ah... yeah don't go bugging the boys for anything else." Faye smirked to herself as she climbed up the ladder. Oh they would owe her for this, that's for sure... they'd owe her something nice indeed!