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i really need to clean my room it's actually getting pretty bad

I love 4/20. Not purely just because i’m a huge pothead, but it’s basically the easiest excuse for me to “Hey, wanna smoke?” my way into having some naive puppy climb on my lap. Coaxing them to keep going until they’re all stupid and drooling around my fingers that somehow ended in their mouth, moving their hips to grind their needy puppyparts against my thigh until they beg me so sweetly to shove their face in the cushions and ruin them on my cock.

It’s adorable how empty their little heads get once they’re too high to deny how much of a dumb breeding mutt they really are.

tfw when you want to get back into role playing but haven't done it in so long you don't know how to go about it