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Deuce: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

Deuce: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Jackson: Deuce just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Jackson: I just won Deuce Tantrum Bingo.

Clawd: Jackson, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Jackson, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Jackson: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Clawd: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~

Jackson: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Cleo, recording: This is so cute.

Jackson: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

Deuce: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING.

Deuce: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SONGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY!

Jackson: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst.

Deuce: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

How clawd asked jackson out

Clawd: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Jackson: Sure!

Jackson: Whats your favorite color?

Clawd, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Romulus: You're smiling. What happened?

Jackson: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Clawd: Manny tripped and fell down the stairs today.

*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*

Deuce: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Jackson.

Manny: For the record, I already found them.

Clawd: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.

Manny: They stabbed me!

Deuce: I'm surprised they waited this long, Manny. We've all had the urge

Credit for the idea goes to @solar-wing because I saw one of his post and thought of making this

Gen 1 manny *bullies Jackson *

Clawd: Wow, during Pride Month, kinda homophobic of you bitch

Deuce: it's giving fatherless behavior

Cleo: it's because he is human, isn't it

Ghoulia: ableism,in 2023, really

Romulus: bitch

___________________________________________ Jackson is autistic argue with the wall

*clawd in shower*

*Jackson pulls the curtain back*:we're-

*clawd fucking scream's*

Jackson: CALM DOWN You're out of garlic bread

Jackson:clawd,would you love me if I was a worm

Clawd * turns around and pulls Jackson to his chest*:I would love the fuck out of worm Jackson but go to sleep we have school tomorrow and humans need more sleep than werewolves

Clawd: can I have my hoody back?

Jackson: can I have my virginity back⸮

Clawd: FUCK YOU !

Jackson: You did remember?

Clawdeen: Really in front of my corsant.

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Fun fact: rhetorical question mark does exist

*Drop this here and refuse to elaborate*

Please I beg you post more. Clawd and Jackson are my favorite rare pair and you the only one who post them😭

Here you go

It wasn't our fault ( at least completely)

It wasn't their fault. The 3 mansters were thinking as they waited for headmistress Bloodgood,with how manny was holding Jackson Clawd wasn't sure he could breathe, so what if he slammed manny into a locker door in his rage induced adrenaline,or that deuce's glasses 'fell off' and turned the bull-y to stone, or that heath 'accidentally' set him on fire causing him to have burnt fur,Maybe they could have handled it better but he shouldn't have been an asshole,but they had other problems right now,Clawd didn't want his parents to be mad if they had to pay for damages(they probably wouldn't be as mad about the fight because (1 Clawd was defining someone and (2 they themselves liked Jackson and were happy that he helped keep Clawd's grades up),deuce didn't want to miss his date with cleo even tho she would understand it would be a bummer,and heath didn't want his aunt to find out his parents would understand but his aunts hyde side was scary protective,headmistress Bloodgood than walked in sat down at her desk "why is it always the same mansters and ghouls every time" she asked her self "believe me we've asked ourselves the same question headmistress" Clawd said,Bloodgood sighed "well considering this is basically self defense you will just have to pay for the locker that's going to be $119.98 have it by the end of the year" "that's all" heath said "I'm just glad it's not like the last reson one of you was in my office said Bloodgood

Bonus

*Manny is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

Cleo: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?

Jackson : Hopefully dead, I hated them.

Cleo: Yeah, me too.

Manny , sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

Manny: *exists*

Everyone else

Shirts I think mh characters would wear pt 1

Clawd (Jackson got it for him)

Holt

Jackson

Clawdeen

Draculura

Valentine

Cleo

Abby

Deuce

Draculura:What was the first thing you noticed about clawdeen

Jackson: her brother

Draculura: for me it was-

Jackson 'clawd'

Manny: hey normie-

Jackson: is it possible to go fuck yourself with your head that far up your ass

Manny:

Cleo: well