Jamil Viper X Y/n - Tumblr Posts
Hi, I absolutely love your work! You write the twst boys so pathetic I love it (your ideas are really creative too!!) and I was wondering if you could do something similar to the Riddle and Vil love triangle, but with Jamil,MC, and Azul? (I thought about book 4 when requesting this)
If you aren't taking requests right now, you can just ignore this! Thank you and good day!
Oh my stars hi!! I always see you liking my stuff! Thanks for the kind words!
Warnings: previous cannibalism, previous waterboarding attempt(?), unhinged, very much not proof read :p
You Have Gained Two Personal Chefs and Both are In Love With You
*This will be the ultimate cook off.
*Gordon Ramsay vs. Gordon Ramsay.
*You have been receiving lunch from Jamil and dinner from Azul.
*Breakfast is a whole different beast. Well feast is a better word.
*When Azul 'shared' the fork with you he went to Scarabia for the sole purpose of letting Jamil know (you forced Azul to eat octopus).
*Jamil almost burst a vein at that.
*Then later on Jamil told Azul that you caressed his back (you pushed his face into a sink).
*Azul cried himself to sleep that night.
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*Azul break things in the monstro lounge and then call you over to fix them.
Crash!
The coffee machine shattered on the floor after Azul raised it over his head and threw it down.
Azul giddily goes over to his phone and calls you, twirling his hair between his fingers.
"Prefect, I am so sorry to bother you but it appears there's an issue with the coffee machine."
Jade gives him the biggest side eye at this.
You show up and see the slight issue Azul mentioned. You turn to him and he just smiles innocently.
"What the fork, Azul-"
Sends you off with more food so you don't complain.
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*Jamil purposefully leaves food out so there will be bug infestations.
*This way the terror in his voice is genuine when he calls you over to get rid of them!
"Prefect- Prefect I need you to come over- now! Please, please! AAAHH-!"
Jamil drops his phone in his attempt to escape the roaches.
The second you arrive Jamil jumps into your arms.
"Save me."
You throw him off of you and grab a chancla to kill the roaches.
"Don't leave food out next time." You throw the chancla (with a dead roach at the bottom) at Jamil and he squeaks.
"You heard nothing." He clears his throat, "I made your favorite lunch for tomorrow."
"..."
"...Thanks, Jamil."
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You have been eating and you've been eating good. Gourmet food for you and Grimm every single day.
It came with a price of course. Doing your job as a janitor/repair man. But you suppose it was alright. Though there has been a considerable increase in how often NRC's housewardens call you over.
You go to the kitchen to prepare yourself some left overs.
It felt like a sin to put this food in a microwave but you don't exactly have fire magic to use the stove so go figure.
As you wait for the food to finish heating, you hear a knock on the door. Multiple knocks actually. You go and open it.
Two bags are held out to you.
"Prefect-!" Jamil and Azul spoke in unison and glare at each other when they realize it.
"There is rice and-" Jamil starts.
Azul pushes the bag he's holding closer to you, smiling politely, "I made food at the monstro lounge and decided to bring it over. I worked very hard on it and I'm sure you'll enjoy food made by the best cook at Night Raven College-"
"-second best cook." Jamil pushes his bag even closer. "I hope you enjoy what I made for you, Prefect."
"Haha, I'm not sure second best is an accurate description. I don't see people paying you money to serve them meals..." Azul's smile strains as he stares at Jamil, daring him to clap back.
Jamil smiles back
"Unfortunately I do not have the means to open up a restaurant. And you didn't either until you blackmailed the headmaster you back stabbing squid-"
"Octopus. You're a two faced snake yourself, I bet the Prefect must loath you for all the trouble you put them through." Azul giggled and his mouth behind his hand, "Or did you forget that I was the prince charming in that situation and saved the lovely prefect?"
Damn. The drama's getting good.
Jamil raised a brow.
"As far as I remember you tried to kill them not even a few weeks prior so... I don't see your point." He put a hand on his hip and gave Azul a once over.
Yeah... He did do that...
Beep! Beep!
Oh! You're food!
You go get your food except when you come back the circumstances have certainly 'escalated.'
"The prefect did not share a fork with you, you fraudulent squid!" Jamil began throwing magic spells at Azul.
Azul blocks them and throws of few of his own. Catching some nearby trees on fire.
"The prefect would have never caressed your back you conniving serpent!"
You munch on your recently microwaved food. Then you noticed they left both of the food bags on the door.
You grab the food and close the door behind you.
...
You don't have time for whatever's going on between them...
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