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Sniper Elite 5: Luftwaffe Paratroopers
Shot: IRISHMAN ON ACID
1 oz of your favorite Irish Whiskey 1/4 oz Irish Cream 1/4 oz Jager Spice (also good over ice)
The Tentacle-Slayer Davy johannah.
After a long time, i tried some colours on a new Design. It was nerve wrecking, because i am really not one for the colouring part of art. I have always favoured drawing with pencil and never actually practised anything with paints. I guess it turned out not that bad... What do you think? Yeiy or Ney?
What am I doing?? I honestly don’t know. I just ship the German Defenders all right?
We’re calling this ✨jack goes to prom with roger but avoids him most of the time because he’s drank two lemon waters and has convinced himself he’s drunk enough to kiss him without hesitation✨
okay just- i love jager sm so you guys better appreciate my jager crumbs (/lh)
they really are one of the og “i dug two graves for us, my dear” ships! like- roger would go to hell and back to give jack what he wants, and i will die on this hill
As a treat, Jager drabbles/headcanons
• Roger looks up to Jack a lot and that's why he doesn't confess, but Jack ends up liking him too
• Jack actually did believe in the ghosts on the island so Roger would sleep by him at night so he didn't feel afraid
• Jack and Roger still go to the same school and are lowkey chaotic boyfriends
• Roger is the one who does all of Jack's piercings because he doesn't trust other people to do them right :( /POS
• Jack listens to Roger's favoutite songs but never tells him how much he loves them
• Roger just admires Jack so much, he can't even explain why, he just does
• Jack and Roger intentionally disagree with each other even if they share the same opinion on a topic, they laugh about it
• Roger heavily disapproves of Jack's smoking and tries to stop him on multiple occassions
• Their first confessions to each other were whispered softly to the other late at night (sobs)
• Jack has a history of self harm and Roger is the only one who has seen his scars
• They visit Simon's gave together :(
OKAY SO ANIMATION IDEAS????
Jack to Ramalama (Bang Bang) bc it just sounds so him?? I hope someone else understands where I’m coming from with this
Jager angst to Should’ve Been Me
The hunters to Boogie Woogie Wu
Jack and Ralph to You’re Nothing Without Me
Roger to Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
Simon to Hey Lover
Roger + Ralph (idk their ship name) to Talk to You
Rogermon to Fourth of July
Ralmon to Write Me Letters
Maurice to U Know What’s Up
lotf fandom, i have a proposal
within the next few weeks, i’m gonna be writing a jager fanfic (mainly a crack fic, but i love them still)
this fic WILL be named “Moves Like Jager”, anyone interested and/or wants me to post it?
YOU ship jager in the way that roger is a rebound after ralph breaks up with jack, I ship jager in the way the ralph is just a distraction for jacks feelings for roger, WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
(yes this is my fourth post today, shut up)
Moves Like Jager
So there he was, alone yet again, but this time he couldn't find a reason to mind it. Roger Volkov, wearing a form-fitted tux, but his coat abandoned. He uncomfortably lossened his tie, leaning all of his weight on the table, his head in the hand that wasn't occupied by some long forgotten punch. He was deep in thought before he heard someone clear their throat.
"Uhm.. it this seat taken?"
Jack Merridew, what a sight. He was put together quite well, his red curls neatly combed out, but still having a slight bounce to them. He was wearing a black tux and red bow tie, still having his jacket on. Roger couldn't help but stare, looking the other up and down, not bothering to answer his question. Even if he did, knowing Merridew, he would sit either way.
"What are you doing anyway? I know you prefer to be alone, but this is rather sad."
"I could ask you the same, I thought you brought some girl."
Jack looks down, looking a bit embarrassed. Roger only could tell this by the fact that Jack's freckled showed bright on his face, his natural flush gone.
"Yeah, about that.. haha- she kinda ran off to dance with Jackson Thomas, not that I care all that much. I wasn't that into her anyway."
Roger's interest was peaked, he wanted to know if maybe, just maybe, Jack was more interested in someone else at the dance.
"Why did you come then, if not to dance with Julie?"
"Why did you come if you didn't wanna dance with Lydia?"
He didn't even need to look up to know that Jack was smirking, cocky bastard. Roger sighed and met Jack's eyes, challenging him a bit.
"Well, if neither of us want to dance, why don't we-"
Before he could finish, the DJ turned on a song that made Roger and Jack's faces turn into confusion, but also mild disgust. Despite themselves, everyone was actually dancing, Roger really didn't understand other people.
He was about to insult it, but he turned, and Jack was doing an awkward shimmey sort of dance. God he sucked at dancing.
But something whether it being the shake of Jack's hips, or his weirdly good singing, or his genuine smile, Roger hated the song a little less. Their eyes met for a moment, and Roger would swear they were the only one's in that room, in the world maybe.
That moment ended as Jack's eyes tore from his own, the tide retreating back into the ocean.
"Ughhh, I was actually liking that! Why did they have to switch it?"
"Because 'Moves Like Jagger' sucks, Merridew."
They looked at each other seriously for a few seconds before they started to giggle and laugh, both faces red. Jack looked back up to Roger, his eyes swimming with thought.
"What are you thinking of, Ch- ..Merridew?"
"What did you want to ask me before?"
They were both nervous now. So many questions, they both smiled with anxiety.
"Well, I was gonna ask if you would be more interested in leaving, but I guess you like that stupid song."
Jack snorted out a laugh.
"Well then, why don't we leave?"
Without anymore questions, they both leave, some slight pushing and shoving. Jack elbowed Roger, who just held his arm and dragged him along. In the corner of Jack's eye, he sees Maurice giving Roger a huge thumbs up, Roger only pulls Jack a little quicker than before.
They say their polite goodbyes before they're out in the courtyard, the night was cooler than Roger had remembered.
"God, there was so many people in there."
"Of course there was, it's the last dance of the school year."
That was right, it was almost summer, time really flew. Yesterday they were 12 year olds singing choir songs in the wrong key, and now, Roger was going to be 16 in a couple months. The idea wasn't that nice, but he tried to push the thoughts away.
"You have any summer plans, Rodge?"
"I wish I did, my mum is considering a trip to Spain maybe, I know my parents are going to be away must of the break though. So I'll just be at home alone."
"You don't have to be."
"What?"
"Me and some other chior members are going to Wales for a few weeks, you should come with."
Jack began to list off people, two of which being Simon and Maurice, and other boys he could care less about. Roger began to imagine that very trip, would he sit by Jack the trip there? Would they use the same transport? Would Jack fall asleep and maybe lean on his shoulder? Would they-
"How does that sound, Rodge? Good enough?"
"Huh-? Ah- yes, it sounds alright, I may tag along. That okay with you?"
Roger didn't realise it while he spoke, but they were standing closer now, maybe even a foot apart.
Jack's words came out, nearly a whisper.
"That sounds lovely."
Roger's eyes flickered doen to his lips then back.
".. Hullo."
"Hi."
Neither of them had to think, leaning in at the same time. Maybe a little too in sync, considering that their noses bumped together awkwardly as well as their lips.
They chuckled into the other's mouths and turned their heads, a proper and not as awkward kiss.
Just as they settled in, even from outside, they heard the music blare. It was 'Moves Like Jagger' for the second time that night.
"OH GOD DAMMIT."
"I TOLD YOU IT'S GOOD!"
(they find a park bench and snog, idfk)
The End.
How bout 10 & 14 for Roger?
Oh that’s a hard one, I love Roger
I really like when Ralph and Piggy approach Castle Rock and Roger does the whole, “Who goes there?” thing. In my mind, I feel like Roger already knew who they were, and just did that to annoy Ralph. That feels very Roger to me because he’s a spiteful little shit /pos
And I really like how his relationships are portrayed in the book, as well as the movies. The one thing that stays true throughout the book to both movies, is Rogers admiration and respect for Jack. There’s no malice behind it, he just follows Jack and doesn’t question him, he genuinely just stays by his side. The relationship seems so out of character for Roger and I love how adoring it feels, they’re soulmates :( /pos (/p or /r) 
They are the Jager blueprint