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(ooc) We should find someone with a ford rp blog and then watch the two argue
"HE SUMMONED ME! I DIDN'T SUMMON HIM!!!!" brother i dont think who asked who out first is relevant to the question of Whyd You Get Everyone Involved
[LOW, SEETHING TONE, AS IF TALKING THROUGH TEETH] SIXER. SUMMONED. ME.
[CROSSES HIS ARMS, ROLLS HIS EYE, FORCES HIMSELF TO TURN BACK TO YELLOW FROM RED. VARIOUS IMAGES FLASH OVER HIS SURFACE.]
THEN HE WAS SOOOOOOO OBSESSED WITH PROVING WHAT A BIG HEADED """GENIUS""" HE WAS THAT HE MADE IT EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM!
HE MADE IT FIDDLEMAJIG MCMEMORYLOSS'S PROBLEM BY SUCKING HIM AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY IN PALO ALTO!
THEN HE HID THE JOURNALS AFTER HIS BIG """GUILT SPASM""" AND MADE IT PINE TREE'S PROBLEM AND GIDEON'S PROBLEM WHEN THEY FOUND 'EM AGAIN! IF HE HADN'T WRITTEN SUCH PRETENTIOUS, SELF-AGGRANDIZING STUFF PINE TREE PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO INTERESTED IN FINDING OUT """""WHO IS THE AUTHOR"""""! HE MADE IT STANLEY'S PROBLEM WHEN HE PICKED A STUPID FIGHT BECAUSE HE COULDN'T JUST ASK FOR HELP WITHOUT GETTING SNOTTY AND ARROGANT ABOUT IT!! THEN STANLEY GOT STUCK FOR 30 YEARS TRYING TO FIX SIXER'S DUMB MISTAKE!
THESE WERE HIS CHOICES. HIS. CHOICES. SIXER. STARTED ALL OF IT.
HE JUST GOT TO GET HIS STUPID BOOK OUT FIRST, AND IS TRYING TO CONTROL THE NARRATIVE NOW BY WAGGLING HIS REGRETS AND HIS SO CALLED 'CONVERSION TO BEING REFORMED AND CARING ABOUT FAMILY NOW' IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND PLAYING ON THE SYMPATHY CARD BECAUSE 'BOO HOO, THE MEAN OLD TRIANGLE TRICKED ME'!
YEAH, I 'TRICKED HIM' BY GIVING HIM EVERYTHING HE ASKED FOR!! BOY, WHAT A GOOD CON JOB I PULLED, HUH?? HE GETS TO HAVE A FAMILY THAT THINKS HE'S THE GREATST THING SINEC SLICED BIRTHDAY CAKE AND I GET... WHAT? WHAT DOES BILL CIPHER GET? I GET LAUGHED AT. AGAIN. I GET POKED FULL OF HOLES BY CREEPS WHO THINK THEY CAN "FIX" ME. AGAIN. I GET EVERYTHING THAT I CARE ABOUT AND WORKED SO HARD TO ACHEIVE BROKEN AND RUINED. AGAIN.
i cant believe youtube would allow LIVE MURDER on their website... it gets worse every day
I have the urge to do a little crime.
The Feeling When your therapist calls you sweetie, after telling you you’re making it all up for attention.
[image ID: a drawing of Levi, he is white and has very short bright purple hair. He is wearing a long sleeve dull purple shirt. He looks surprised and confused. The top text reads “TFW your therapist calls you sweetie” then the bottom text says “after telling you you’re making it all up for attention.” both texts are in a black bold font. end ID]
(yes this actually happened to me)
Might become an alcoholic at age 16, chill with my dad who knows
I may not be popular but atleast I'm cool and have good music taste (delusional)
On this week’s episode of Things-I-Found-At-My-Work-That-Reminds-Me-Of-The-Mechanisms
I think Jonny would want me to have it, y’know??? — (correction, I think Jonny would want me to steal it, but still — )
artfight attaaacks ^_^ if u wanna attack me my user is yaoiking
MAKE GRADIENT JOE A TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!
im shame to say that I have an Everskies addiction
if i was lan wangji in this situation i think i would have just killed myself
(ep. 27)
*Danganronpa body discovery sound*
RIP Charlie 2022-2023
😔😔😔💔💔💔💀💀💀
