J Answers The Phone - Tumblr Posts

Hi, I'd like to book an appointment, last name Bee, first name Kit

-writes it down in pencil- I don't know if this one is a joke or serious, but... I have you noted down for Wednesday at 6pm CDT.

But you don't need a man, sapphics don't need that.

Hello, I'm looking to book a consultation for Styles by Tessa. Last name Mann, first name Anita.

-she starts writing it down in her calendar and then stops- ANITA MANN? SERIOUSLY? You're prank calling a salon, anon... what's wrong with you, are you juvenile!?

You got her good, anon!

-another phone call- Hello? I'm looking to book a colour adjustment, do you have an availability on Thursday at 9am? The name for the booking is first name Jaycee, last name Gensun.

-writing it out, sounding out the words, she stops, and is a little impressed- Wow, okay, that one was creative! Jaycee Gensun, JC Jensen.... thanks, that one didn't suck.