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Like, a big, strong, melee focused protagonist guy in a game like scenario, forced to eat hordes and mobs of enemies because it has proven to be the best way to grind to gain exp. Our hero wracked with burps or hiccups the whole while, burping up lower level drops
Main guy stuck with a large, noisy, struggling belly as he gradually gains hp for defeated foes, his support class friend (who probably talked him into this) has to deal with his complaining and help him feel better with restoration spells for his stomachache, and using healing hands to rub his big belly
His belly having to work overtime to deal with dungeons bosses, our hero even turning in the quest with the boss still in his stomach. Walking through town, holding back groans as his belly kicks up a fuss as the monster fights inside. Thrusting his belly against counters and/or tables as he makes his way to turn in his mission
Bonus of him having to burp often to burp up the drops that are left in his belly, even thumping a fist against his chest to help him... the better the item, the bigger the burp even
Also, big melee focused guy, protecting his squishy, low defense mage support by keeping him in his belly. Lugging around that large belly as he has to fight off hordes and waves of baddies, his gut wobbling and jostling with every movement. Even using his belly to push foes back!
And the mage won’t have to go far to heal and buff his ally, as he’s right in their gut! Just aim his helpful magic right at the stomach walls and give his teammate all the help and healing he could need... the only problem is if our melee focused hero will be willing to let them out afterwards
... Bonus if the mage mis-casts a spell, like say... a fireball. Not only giving our hero indigestion and heart burn, but imagine... his belly suddenly expanding for a moment from the blast, and then shrinking, smoke escaping from his mouth or as he burps. Groaning, clutching his large belly as his mage friend inside starts casting healing spells and apologizing
... so like... fancy, rich guy preds? Like, fancy outfits, power, great looks, and lots of money so they can get all the food they please
And in large mansions, forced to waddle back to their luxuriously large bedroom, gurgles from their stomach echoing through the large, empty halls. His fancy suit having been pushed up, or buttons pushed to their limit or sent flying by his new big belly
Could be the arrogant, cocky type, or even the intelligent, serious type, what have you, whatever rich trope is good
Like, perhaps a playboy type or something, throwing luxurious and elaborately fancy parties, inviting many people. Finding the perfect snack and as the night goes on, he lures them back to his room with his charms. Eventually, it's just him, alone in his bedroom, a large belly resting between his legs. Potentially even talking to himself/his meal about how they tasted, whether good, ordinary, had better, etc
Another idea I had was yokai exterminators who eat the yokai to subdue them
Like, the guy is stuck with a large, fighting and squirming belly, and he has to use his extermination techniques to "purify" them. So he (and/or potentially his partner) is slapping spell tags on to the surface of his big belly to keep them at bay. Potentially wincing each time he does so, making his stomach wobble and gurgle loudly
He could also wrap a shimenawa (those large ropes) around his gut to keep the yokai trapped. It also squeezes the yokai and helps restrict their movements... but if they start fighting more, what's to stop the exterminator from tightening the rope~?
He could also bathe the evil spirit in holy sake to help exterminate it... but that may have consequences. Potentially, both him and the yokai in his gut both laughing their heads off, or him getting a better tolerance to the pain of the squirming (even getting more food), or even the exterminator just passing right out like a light
And that's not even mentioning the different kinds of yokai he could eat! Getting a glowing stomach from sealing some chochin-obake (lantern yokai), or a noisy belly that clanks as he walks from eating tsukumogami (living items/tools), or even getting second hand drunk from eating an oni, and the list goes on!
Rainy day thoughts #1
Two people (potentially a ship or s/o, whatever) sharing an umbrella, except not the way you'd expect; one person is under the umbrella, and the other is in his belly. Both ending up nice and dry (for the most part)
Or, if neither have an umbrella... then one person still eating the other, and then trying to run or sprint home, where it's dry. All the while accidentally jostling and bouncing his belly around, maybe giving himself hiccups by the time he gets home
LOOK AT ALL THIS VORE GOODNESS @itsawrites HAS BEEN TELLING ME
Keeping cool in the heat, a guy is eating like tons of watermelon, popsicles, and drinking cold drinks, and his belly is growing large and round, sloshing as he shifts to grab more cool goods
And his stomach being cool to the touch, his friends keeping cool by leaning against it and sitting in the shadow it makes
Or... if that's not working, he could swallow them too to keep them in his cold belly. But if they message some friends, he may have a pool party going on in his belly, so he'll have to guzzle a lot of water and other cold liquids
Helping a friend who is being overworked or needs a break from work by feeding them and stuffing them until they're in a food coma. Peacefully resting on a soft bed, or maybe they didn't make it that far and fell asleep on the couch.
And of course, being the good friend and rubbing your tired buddy's big round belly as it gurgles and glorps, rising and falling with each breath they take. Maybe the rubbing is helping them relax too, so... probably can't stop for a while.
So like... bellies that take up most, if not all, of the space in a pool, because the person couldn’t help from eating and drinking cold things to help them stay cool in the summer heat. Just lounging, arms resting on the edge of the pool, belly noisy sloshing and gurgling as they chill in the cool waters.
Could be that they stuffed themselves after they got in the pool, or they stuffed themselves beforehand. Maybe keeping cool in the shade, or in their home, wearing their swimwear already to help them from overheating. Their tummy all large and round, full of nice cold treats, and they have no intent of stopping this relaxing... until they run out of cool goodies, much to their dismay. Then, remembering they have a pool ready, the stuffed person waddles with their large belly out of their seat and awkwardly makes their way into their pool... potentially even just jumping right in with a giant splash!
... and if there are friends who want to get in the pool too, they could try and squeeze in against the distended globe of their friend’s belly, feeling every gurgle, groan, and other noises their stomach makes as it’s pressed against them.
Or if there’s no room, or... other reasons, they could just jump, dive, or cannonball right into their friend’s mouth and down into their nice, cool, sloshy belly. Keeping nice and cold in the summer heat... even calling some more friends to have a nice big pool party
... video games with bellies is kinda fun...
For one, there's using bellies as like seats. Maybe the gamer wasn't paying attention to how much they were snacking (or maybe it's already after the fact), and they wind up using their own big gut as an impromptu bean bag (or someone else uses it as such, or a cozy and noisy back rest). Playfully bugging their friend by shifting or moving their belly against them, or wobbling it if they're on top of it or something
could go the 'take a shot' way, like each time someone dies they have to eat a whole plate of food or something, like their belly growing larger and larger as they struggle through a difficult game... maybe accidentally getting thrown off my a burp or hiccup once or twice.
And for more direct vore ones, could do the obvious 1v1 where the loser gets eaten and the winner moves on to play solo player... or could do another two player game with one person playing handheld in the other's belly. When the other person starts winning, the predator can shake or lie on their belly to try and throw them off, and the other can punch or kick at the stomach to do the same (and they also might have to beware the rain of incoming snack foods too)
... gotta say... that bistro stuff in k/h3 is kinda just encouraging stuffing scenarios and stuff for those boys
... A little H/ades ramble, just a random idea I had, starring out beloved Greek himbo
Just thinking of like... Z/agreus in Elysium after receiving a boon from Dionysus that increases the drop rate of food... and also his appetite. The prince finally arriving at the arena, big, round belly leading his way. The Greek champion making snide and pompous remarks about Zag’s new appearance, and how there’s definitely no way he could possibly defeat them while he’s in such a state... Zagreus not letting it get to him, and telling him how it will be that much more humiliating when they lose to him and his big gut.
The he’s fighting Theseus and the Bull of Minos again. Dodging their attacks, his belly bouncing and wobbling on his athletic body as he does, glorping and sloshing as he steps out the the way of Asterius’ axe swings and Theseus’ spear. But then, the gurgling in his gut starts growing, distracting him for a moment as he feels something bubbling up, and then before he knows it he’s perfectly lined up for the duo’s famous “Bullhorn” attack!
Zagreus is immobilized by the sudden burp that arose from his stomach, and Theseus is heading right for him... right for his gaping maw, that is! Before Zagreus can even figure out what’s happening, the Greek king is already flying down his throat, and the prince of the underworld can keeps gulping in confusion. After a matter of seconds, Theseus’ feet disappear between Zag’s lips and his already large belly has grown out even further, now wobbling as the pompous warrior thrashes around within.
Zagreus, Asterius, and the entire arena go silent as all eyes move to Zagreus’ large, bare stomach, which cuts through the silence with it’s noisy whines, blorps, and slorshes, and the muffled shouting and whining of the former arena champion who’s trapped within. Zagreus slowly beginning to rub over the larger, stretched surface of his belly, surprised by what has just transpired, “Well, this isn’t quite what I meant when I said it’d be humiliating to lose to me with this belly, but I can’t complain with the results.” He says, wincing momentarily as Theseus’ struggling increases from his comment.
Then, the bull of Minos stomps over to the bloated prince, poking a large finger into the top of the exposed belly while looking Zag in the eyes, demanding that he release his king before he goes and pulls him out himself. The hot-footed prince chuckling uncomfortably, picking up his belly in his hands and dropping it, letting it bounce, before explaining, “Well, Asterius, mate, I’m not even sure how I managed to get him in here, so I don’t really know how to let him back out.”
With an angered snort, the massive bull suddenly grabs Zagreus’ mouth, pries it open, and shoves his large arm down the prince’s throat, trying to reach into his stomach for his beloved king. Zagreus’ however, is a mix of uncomfortable and a little annoyed by this... and when his throat starts gulping instinctively, he gets an idea. He starts swallowing the bull’s massive arm and pulling him into his mouth. Asterius snorts in confusion, but before he can do anything it’s already too late, and Zagreus is grabbing his body and shoving more of him into his mouth.
One last powerful gulp, and the massive piece of beef is sent down to Zag’s awaiting stomach, to join his king in their noisy prison. Zagreus has no choice but to fall to his butt as his belly is now huge, swaying and shifting with the struggles of the two champions. Leaning back, one hand propping him up while the other rubs and pats his huge gut, the prince chuckles, wondering to himself just what sort of boon the god of wine and revelry had given him.
The crowd full of shades cheers for the prince’s victory, and his gut nearly matches them in volume from all the gurgles, blorps, and burbles coming from the big, round belly. To top it all off, Zagreus can’t help but burp loudly from his massive, impromptu meals, Theseus’ laurels flying out of his mouth and landing with a splat on the arena floor. “Doesn’t really seem like I’ll be going anywhere anytime soon, so at least you can tell father that you slowed me down for longer than you’ve ever done before!”
Just... some more rambling, featuring two F/GO kings and a little scenario of an eating contest featuring four handsome guys, all inspired by the Halloween event in the NA server; Oni-Land
Oni-Land is quite carnival/amusement park themed, and you literally have to collect food items to sell at the store, so...
Picturing our two, radiant kings, enjoying the delectable treats of Oni-Land, saying how they should enjoy all the food here just like an Oni does!
Ozymandias and Gilgamesh, sitting at a table with a mountain of the event’s delicacies, laughing loudly (of course) as they talk to each other about how much they’re enjoying this feast. Their large, noisy, formerly well-toned stomachs, gurgling and burbling loud enough to be heard from far away.
The two casually talking about how they could easily out do the other in terms of how much they can eat. Although it may seem that they’re joking around, they’re actually secretly trying to one up the other, like “HAHAHA! That last mouthful was nearly twice as big as the ones prior! No surprise, really, but it looks like I’ll be clearing this table off first!”
... and the poor, unfortunate master who gets caught between them (literally). Trapped between the two large, gurgling bellies of the two loudly laughing kings. Of course, they’re both demanding that their master rub their belly and how they should feel honoured to see and help them while they’re in such a glorious state.
The master helpless to escape, has no choice but to rub the bellies they’re wedged between. The guts bouncing each time the kings laugh, making the stomachs slorsh and glorsh against the master who has no choice but to listen to the noises.
It’s only a matter of time before they start competing for their master’s attention, and seeing who can get it all for themselves..
...
And this being a sort of carnival/amusement park, there’s probably also an eating contest area, where some of our beloved, hungry boys can go indulge themselves and win a prize!
Our noble heroes competing for a blue ribbon to be slapped on their large, stuffed bellies, and the roster this year looks like it’ll be a hard one to guess the winner!
We have Tawara Tota, who is known for loving a good meal and loves eating with others, and this big guy can clear a plate of rice in a second flat easily! He may just be here for a good time and a free meal, but don’t let your guard down around him... or he might accidentally make you the next course before he realizes it!
Next up we have Diarmuid, the charming knight of Fianna, who can tear his way through a four person meal like nothing, and even has an outfit with a belly-window for this event! Even with that belly, he’ll make you swoon~
Third, we have the Greek legend, Achilles! The powerful rider of the buffet line, the man who’ll drive his chariot through the drive-thru and ride his chariot home when his belly’s pinned him down. Raised by a centaur with two stomachs, Achilles has a tremendous appetite, and he’s hungry enough to eat a horse!
And last, but certainly not least, is our beloved, loyal dog, Cu Chulainn! A powerful, athletic hero, who loves to eat! Promise him food and you’ll have a new best friend in this guy! Cu is eager to dig into a delicious meal and stuff his face and gut until his suit rips from the sheer size of his belly! It’s not the first time it’s happened, and it won’t be the last!
Who will win this years Oni-Land eating contest? Well, just be careful not to get within grabbing range, or you may be added to their menu~!
... F/GO A/chilles ramble time now >>b
Just thinking of Achilles on his chariot, legs hanging over the back as his large belly rests on them. Heading back from a village that was having a festival or celebration or something, and the Greek Hero just indulged himself to the fullest!
The dirt path back to base probably isn’t the smoothest ride either. His belly wobbling and bouncing side to side with each bump his chariot goes over, sloshing and blorping as the heroic spirit burps and gives his massive gut some firm pats. The burps getting stirred up from the rocky ride are enough to even startle some birds from a nearby forest!
Achilles probably went to the pub or some sort of celebratory eating contest at the village and showed them what an outsider can do! Enjoying the cheers and attention he gets from onlookers as he packs away their local delicacies, his toned abs distending and growing outward as he clears off his table.
Boasting about how he’s not even full yet, as he empties pitchers of beer or ale and burping loud enough to make the dishes around him clatter.
... he could be showing off for his master as well, looking over with a playfully charming glance as he chugs a mug of ale. Sighing after downing the whole mug in one go, smacking his belly as he asks them if they’re having as good a time as he is. Following a low glorp and gurgle from the ever growing globe of his belly, Achilles asks his summoner if they could come closer and give him some nice belly rubs while they wait for the next course.
Later, Achilles belching as he hoists his massive, sloshing belly out of the village, waving goodbye to his new adoring fans. His master keeps side eyeing the large, wobbling stomach protruding from the athletic body of the Greek hero, trying not to think about it too much and not get too flustered from the sight.
Achilles seeing this, and with a smirk, he bumps his master with his big, round belly, making it glorsh and blorp as it bounces into his master. Feigning an apology and blaming it on his “heroic” appetite, his flustered summoner frowns and they make their to Achilles’ chariot.
... I wonder if any villagers accidentally got to close to this ravenous hero during his eating... gotta sample all the local delicacies, after all~